Jason Alexander Recorded George Costanza’s Answering Machine Message For Kat...
One of the things people who watch Seinfeld like to say about it is: “You couldn’t do this show anymore. Technology changed everything, brah.” They’re not wrong, except for ending a sentence with...
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Sorry, ‘Grey’s Anatomy,’ But ‘South Park’ Perfected Killing Off A Main Character
COMEDY CENTRAL Spoiler Alert: If you didn’t watch Grey’s Anatomy, and you have avoided the internet up until this point, you may want to close this window right now and go watch the show so you can...
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A Teenager Dressed As Ron Swanson For A ‘Parks And Recreation’-Themed Prom...
NBC Strapping fake bombs around your waist isn’t a good “promposal” (the only explosives should be in your… I’ll stop), but dressing up like Ron Swanson so you can ask a girl who you want to be more...
View ArticleRussian Women Are Being Sent To Jail For Twerking By World War II Memorials
Russia was once a peaceful country, where mothers only had to half-pay attention to whether they and their daughters were about to die. But it’s now a lawless society where roving gangs of twerking...
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‘Game Of Thrones’ Discussion: ‘There’s No Justice In This World, Not Unless...
HBO With so many book-to-show changes, and the fact that many plots are caught up with George R.R. Martin’s text, we’re only doing one Game of Thrones recap this season: this one. Please try to talk...
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‘Sexiest Woman Alive’ Hayley Atwell Was Stuck In An Airport Lounge Showing...
ABC She’s fought Nazis, HYDRA, and misogyny as Peggy Carter, and now Hayley Atwell is battling her toughest foe yet: Sandra Bullock. The Blind Side star was recently named People‘s World’s Most...
View ArticleStephen Hawking Answered A VERY Important Question About One Direction
After years of talking about nonsense like black holes and theory of relativity and blah blah blah, Stephen Hawking finally said something useful this weekend: Zayn Malik is still in One Direction....
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Taylor Swift Is Actually Louder Than The Sex Pistols, AC/DC, And Motörhead
Getty Image There’s a person for everyone, and there’s a Wikipedia page for everything, including “loudest band in the world.” It dates back to 1968, when acid-rockers Blue Cheer were tripping out THE...
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The Nintendo 64 Kids Are Now Going Crazy For Taco Bell
On Dec. 25, 1998, all of us shared the same expression. YOUTUBE (All of us who celebrate Christmas, that is.) Brandon and Rachel Kuzma were filmed going ape-sh*t for a NINTENDO 64, ensuring them a...
View ArticleWatch The Trailer For The Final Season Of ‘Aqua Teen Hunger Force’
It’s hard to remember in this post-9/11 world of ours, but the first non-rough cut episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force debuted in the pre-9/11 world of ours. Since Sept. 9, 2001, Dave Willis and Matt...
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Jenny Slate And Ari Graynor Will Star In A ‘Road Comedy’ For FX
A24 Jenny Slate, who stole practically every scene she was in on Parks and Recreation and Kroll Show (and continues to do marvelous work on Bob’s Burgers), is getting a show of her own. Technically,...
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This Texas Man Had His Son’s Entire Face Tattooed On His Cheek
FACEBOOK Stevie Wonder famously used a recording of his baby daughter Aisha babbling as the outro for “Isn’t She Lovely.” It was a sweet gesture that will be enjoyed by proud parents for generations to...
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Ariana Grande’s Stalker Was Arrested After Trying To Sneak Into One Of Her Shows
Getty Image In November 2014, we reported on the Ariana Grande fan who sent the pop star, among other unwanted “gifts,” a 42.5 pound pumpkin and $200 anklet from Kay Jewelers. It was uncomfortable for...
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Courteney Cox Hinted At The ‘Flakey’ Cast Member Who Prevented A ‘Friends’ Movie
NBC If Courteney Cox cured the common cold while on the phone with Showtime and David Lynch to jumpstart a new season of Twin Peaks, the most popular question she’d be asked would still be, “When is...
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‘Community’ Discussion: ‘Chris Pratt Will Always Be Out There, Mocking Me’
YAHOO In another timeline (not necessarily the darkest, but certainly different), Joel McHale is the one dancing to “Come and Get Your Love” as Star-Lord, kids can’t buy backpacks with the likeness of...
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There’s An Entire Website Dedicated To The Sexist ‘Sh*t People Say To Women...
Getty Image The Female Filmmakers Initiative recently conducted a study that, surprise surprise, found that “female directors of top-grossing films have decreased in the last 13 years, with female...
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Grunge Acts, Girl Groups, And Other ’90s Bands We Want To Reunite
Getty Image On Tuesday, Blur dropped The Magic Whip, their first album in 12 years, making them the latest darlings of the ’90s to appease fan demand and reunite. We’re in kind of a sweet spot for that...
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Here’s Our Best Look Yet At How Many People Are Watching Netflix’s Original...
NETFLIX Netflix’s book of secrets is only two chapters long. Chapter One: “The Ratings For All of Our Original Content.” Chapter Two: “The Number of Times You Have Paused Blue Is the Warmest Color.”...
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Presenting The Selfie Arm, The Forever Alone Of Photo-Based Inventions
Aric Snee It’s all Ibn al-Haytham’s fault. If he hadn’t invented the pinhole camera, Steve Jobs wouldn’t have used his time machine to steal the idea and put a camera on cell phones (I don’t think I’m...
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All 180 Episodes Of ‘Seinfeld’ Are Coming To Hulu
NBC Rarely does a day go by where I don’t find myself worrying about how much money Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David have stashed in their Scrooge McDuck vaults. Is it enough to purchase the New York...
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