“Boy, I’ll never be the Lori to your Carl, ’cause I’ll always know where you are.” That’s just one of the million Walking Dead puns you’re legally mandated to make should you dress up as “Sassy Rick Grimes” this Halloween. The costume, available on Spirit Halloween for the low, low price of $49.99, or the cost of an oil change for your zombie-apocalypse-proof Hyundai Elantra, comes complete with “shirt and functional pockets, skirt, hat, badge, and belt.” Functional pockets?!? You’d be a stupid bitch not to, which is exactly how Spirit Halloween would describe you.
I’ll hold out for Sassy Big Tiny.
(Via io9)