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Hey Ladies, Who Wants To Dress Up As ‘Sassy Rick Grimes’ For Halloween?

“Boy, I’ll never be the Lori to your Carl, ’cause I’ll always know where you are.” That’s just one of the million Walking Dead puns you’re legally mandated to make should you dress up as “Sassy Rick...

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Hear The New Timbaland-Produced Justin Timberlake Single, ‘TKO’

Having learned that the radio-listening public is still willing to listen to a seven-minute song, but only if said song is sung by Justin Timberlake, Justin Timberlake will once again lay waste to...

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Hundreds Of ‘Breaking Bad’ Props, Including Walt’s Underwear & Pontiac Aztek,...

And the next item up for auction is…Hector Salamanca’s wheelchair. This is Hector Salamanca’s real wheelchair, as seen on the hit television show, AMC’s Breaking Bad. The bid begins at $5,000. And we...

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Can This Mashup Of ‘Get Lucky’ With ‘Gettin’ Jiggy Wit It’ Be The Song Of The...

Before Eminem introduced an entire generation of bored, farm-raised white kids to this crazy little thing called rap, there was Will Smith, who wasn’t such a rapper as a guy who spoke a little faster...

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The 10 New Categories The Emmys Should Add For 2014

The chief complaint about this year’s Emmys, besides the ceremony airing at the same time as Breaking Bad: the nominees are too good, that the voters got it too right. That’s according to a CNN...

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Drake Performed A Song And Awkwardly Played ‘Who Has Drake Dated?’ On ‘Ellen’

On “Tuscan Leather,” the first track from Drake’s Nothing Was the Same, the former-Wheelchair Jimmy raps, “Yeah, Tom Ford Tuscan Leather smelling like a brick/Degenerates, but even Ellen love our...

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The Before And After ‘Breaking Bad’ Emmys Live Thread

Look. We’re not fools. We know that you’re not going to be watching the 2013 Emmy Awards while Breaking Bad is on at 9 p.m. EST on Sunday, because neither will we. The penultimate episode of one of...

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This Pissed Off Mom Is Selling Her ‘Lippy’ Daughter’s One Direction Tickets...

Most parental threats are empty promises. “IF YOU DON’T EAT YOUR BROCCOLI, I’M TAKING AWAY YOUR XBOX, LOCKING YOU IN A SAFE, AND THROWING YOU INTO THE OCEAN, SO HELP ME GOD I WILL.” (Only the ocean...

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Final Track: 7 Must-Hear Songs Of The Week

It’s impossible to cover each bit of new music that comes out during the week, so every Friday, we’ll be doing an end of the week music roundup. It’s called Final Track, and we’ll count off a few...

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Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel Sent Jon Stewart ‘Deep Dish With Dead Fish’ Pizza

Were this Boardwalk Empire, Chicago mayor Rahm Emanuel would have ordered Van Alden and the boys to go to New York to “take care of” Jon Stewart and his The Daily Show goons for their brutal,...

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HAIM And Lorde Had Some Fun Covering Sheryl Crow’s ‘Strong Enough’

I’m fairly certain that at least half of the HAIM and Lorde supergroup weren’t alive when Sheryl Crow’s Tuesday Night Music Club was released in 1993, which makes their supremely gorgeous cover of...

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Final Track: 7 Must-Hear Songs Of The Week

It’s impossible to cover each bit of new music that comes out during the week, so every Friday, we’ll be doing an end of the week music roundup. It’s called Final Track, and we’ll count off a few...

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The Alternate ‘Breaking Bad’ Ending With Bryan Cranston And Jane Kaczmarek Is...

Why this was released on a Saturday, on a Saturday night at that, I have no idea, but who cares: it’s Bryan Cranston and Jane Kaczmarek reprising their Malcolm in the Middle characters, Hal and Lois,...

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Lady Gaga And R. Kelly Made Sweet, Weird Love Together On ‘SNL’

We’ll have a full SNL recap soon, but I’d be doing you a disservice if I didn’t take special note of Lady Gaga’s performance of “Do What U Want” with R. Kelly, which basically turned into an acrobatic...

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‘SNL’ Recap: Lady Gaga Hosted, But A Blockbuster Tribute Was The Real Star

One of the most disappointing half-hours of television I’ve ever sat through involved Lady Gaga. She guest starred on The Simpsons season 23 finale, and by guest star, I mean she was treated like the...

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Tread LOL-ly With The ‘Breaking Bad’ Final Season Gag Reel

“If you’re deeply immersed in the Breaking Bad coverage here at Uproxx as we approach the final eight episodes, you might be feeling…” That’s what Dustin wrote back in August, when the gag reel for...

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Watch Rapper Watsky Take A 30-Foot Stage Dive That Broke A Girl’s Arm

Not that you needed any more, but here’s another reason to fear slam poets who call themselves rappers: they might fall on you. And break your arm. That’s exactly what happened in London during the...

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‘Boardwalk Empire’ Recap: The 5 Characters Most Likely To Die In The Season...

HBO’s Boardwalk Empire is one of the most sprawling and involved shows on TV, with a cast the size of an extra large beer barrel (or at least equal to The Wire). So this season, the show’s fourth,...

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This Guy Livetweeted The Most Awkward Brooklyn Rooftop Breakup Of All-Time

Having lived in Brooklyn for far too many years, I’ve seen my fair share of rooftop breakups. There’s something about the smell of subway garbage and dirty hot dog water blowing between the year-round...

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Zappos.com Vs. Kanye West Is The ‘Sh*ttiest’ Feud Of All-Time

If something’s sh*tty, OF COURSE Bret Easton Ellis is involved. The American Psycho author has a (presumably insufferable) new podcast and his first guest was Kanye West, who explained, “I got into...

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