You Have The Power To Make Any Song The #1 Song In The Country
Bon Jovi’s “Livin’ on a Prayer” came out in 1987, yet Bon Jovi’s “Livin’ on a Prayer” currently rests at #25 on the Billboard Hot-100. The renewed interest in the song, outside the confines of classic...
View Article8 Fictional TV Characters Who May Have Assassinated President John F. Kennedy
Where were you the day you Googled “john f. kennedy assassination jennifer lawrence” for the first time? With the 50th anniversary only a day away, I found myself down a rabbit hole of second shooters...
View ArticleFall Further In Love With CHVRCHES With Their ‘Kimmel’ Performance From Last...
SPOILER ALERT: albums of the year season is right around the corner, and CHVRCHES is going to rank very high on our list. The Scottish’s electro-pop group’s performance of “The Mother We Share,” from...
View ArticleHow Ron Burgundy Inspired A Must-Read Takedown Of ‘Dogmatic Asshole’ Vegans
Can’t a Canadian Internet-famous musician eat their ice cream in peace anymore? No, they can’t, because if they do, they’ll be attacked by anonymous vegans, the scariest of all vegans. Last night,...
View ArticleAmy Poehler, Rob Lowe, Jon Glaser Singing ‘Summer Nights’ From ‘Grease’ Is...
Is “Summer Nights” the most recognizable song from a movie ever? (OK, technically, it originates from a Broadway musical, but whatever, boo live theater.) By that I mean, if you were to step into a...
View ArticleEveryone Needs To Hear Ol’ Dirty Bastard’s Rumored ‘Mister Ed’ Audition Tape
It’s one of the great Internet rumors of all-time, that Ol’ Dirty Bastard auditioned for the role of the titular talking horse in a Mister Ed reboot. The facts are these: in 2004, Fox commissioned a...
View ArticleGuess Which State The World’s Largest Snake Has Invaded?
When I run for president, my platform is going to be: BURN FLORIDA. That’s it. Nothing on taxes, nothing on abortion, nothing on gay rights. Just: BURN FLORIDA. I’ll win by millions of votes. In...
View ArticleWhat’s On Tonight: The Last New ‘Parks And Recreation’ Of 2013
Parks and Recreation (NBC, 8 p.m.) — Enjoy these two episodes of Parks, starring Andrew Luck’s Creepy Voice and songs from Grease — they’re the last new ones until January. In related news, brb ’til...
View ArticleThis Is What It Sounds Like When You Sing ‘Stairway To Heaven’ Backwards. The...
Led Zeppelin will turn you and your firstborn into Satan-loving freaks. So goes the rumor that if played backward, the lyrics to “Stairway to Heaven” say, “Here’s to my sweet Satan/The one whose...
View ArticleFinal Track: 7 Must-Hear Songs Of The Week
It’s impossible to cover each bit of new music that comes out during the week, so every Friday, we’ll be doing an end of the week music roundup. It’s called Final Track, and we’ll count off a few...
View ArticleLenny Kravitz Confirms To Jimmy Fallon That Prince Goes Bowling In ‘Dumb &...
Every rumor you’ve heard about Prince is true. He vanishes like Batman if you turn your back for even a second? Yup. He’s a soft-spoken trash-talker? Oh yeah. He wears knee-high, furry boots while...
View ArticleToday’s Google Doodle Celebrating The 50th Anniversary Of ‘Doctor Who’ Is...
In case you haven’t heard from EVERY WEBSITE IMAGINABLE, today is the Doctor Who 50th anniversary special (Petco.com has an amazing eight-page slideshow about how K-9 is the real hero of the...
View ArticleThis Kid Had A LOT Of Fun Sitting Next To Rihanna At A Lakers Game
I’m not saying the kid in the throwback Kareem Abdul-Jabbar jersey above is Jack Nicholson after a one-week bender of nothing but fetuses to regain his healthy, youthful glow, but I’m not saying it’s...
View ArticleEven Jennifer Lawrence’s Fake Paparazzi Freak Outs Are Delightful
JENNIFER JENNIFER JENNIFER OVER HERE JENNIFER OVER HERE LOOK OVER HERE JENNIFER JENNIFER JENNIFER JENNIFER JENNIFER JENNIFER TO YOUR RIGHT OVER HERE C’MON JENNIFER GIMME ONE MORE OK NOW BEND OVER YEAH...
View Article15 GIFs That 20-Year-Old Miley Cyrus Is Going To Regret On Her 40th Birthday
People do dumb sh*t when they’re 19 years old. Acting like an idiot is one of the best things about being that age, that and relating to this Old 97′s song. For most of us, our “teen shenanigans,” as...
View ArticleYour Move, Heisenberg: They’re Making 99% Pure Meth In North Korea
When Heisenberg hears about this, he’s gonna be pissed. (What do you mean he’s fictional? YOU’RE FICTIONAL.) Five men have been extradited to the U.S. from Thailand for their alleged participation in...
View ArticleEverything About Rolling Stone’s Profile Of Charles Manson Is Horrifying
Earlier in the week, we told you about the greatest American love story, between Charles Manson and a 25-year-old woman named Star. It’s like Lady and the Tramp, if the Tramp was a Beatles-loving folk...
View ArticleThat Time Christopher Walken Went Hitchhiking In New York City
NEW YORK CITY: the Big Apple, the Home of Lady Liberty, the City That Never Sleeps, the Place Where You Can Give Christopher Walken a Ride When He Unsuccessfully Tries to Hail a Cab. I was driving...
View ArticleThe Best Sketch From The Best ‘SNL’ Of The Season Was A Tribute To A Classic...
Due to infuriating copyright issues, the best sketch from last night’s surprisingly not-awful Josh Hutcherson-hosted SNL isn’t available on Hulu, but you can watch it below, especially if you love a)...
View Article‘Shares From Your Aunt’ Is Every Insane Post On Crazy Aunt Betty’s Facebook Wall
We all have one. The one member of your family whose Facebook page is clogged with blurry, widely shared posts about the government and whatever else is in the news. They probably watch The Tonight...
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