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Dianna Agron Is ‘Just Another Girl’ In The Killers’ New Career-Spanning Music...
TREND ALERT: famous people lip-syncing songs that either were or sound like they were recorded in the 1980s. First, there was Josh Hutcherson on SNL professing his love for Josie, and now, in the...
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A Late Contender For Mugshot Of The Year: The Guy With Satan Tattooed Above...
Knowing that 2013 is close to coming and going without a classic mugshot to call its own, South Carolina has stepped up its game and given us David Adam Pate, the man with the Satan tattoo. According...
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What’s On Tonight: ‘Ghostbusters II,’ We Guess?
Ghostbusters II (CMT, 8 p.m.) — There’s not much else on tonight. Might as well begin Thanksgiving Week with Bill Murray saying, “You take the taco, pal.” It’s the second best Ghostbusters movie! How...
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The Couple Accused Of Leaving An Anti-Gay Note On A Receipt Say They’re Being...
This Thanksgiving, when you’re sitting down for some food and football with your loving, tolerant family (except for racist Uncle Mitch, but he’s a lost cause), please be sure to take a moment to say...
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A Man Broadcast His Drunk, Naked Wife For Everyone On Playstation 4 To See
This may come as a surprise, but people on the Internet are doing naughty things with cameras. I know, right? Who’d a-thunk? But it’s true. For instance, one of the new features on the Playstation 4...
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The New Beck Is The Same As The Old Beck With ‘Wave’
And that’s not a bad thing! Not when “Wave,” a cut from Beck’s upcoming album, Morning Phase, sounds like a forgotten B-side from the brilliant, softly introspective Sea Change. Or in Beck’s own...
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8 Memorable TV Scenes That Were Improvised
Over on Reddit, humble users “TRULY_MAGNFICENT” and “MakeMeASteak” have been rounding up famous movie scenes that were “unscripted.” There’s Full Metal Jacket, The Shinning, and Good Will Hunting,...
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Chatroulette Has Given Us A Far More Disturbing ‘Wrecking Ball’ Music Video
Try to find someone who’s never seen Miley’s “Wrecking Ball” music video. It’s tough, but I’m sure it can be done. OK, once you’ve accomplished the impossible, convince said someone that the clip...
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Here’s A Photo Of Leslie Mann’s Giant Tongue Hanging Out With Gene Simmons
Leslie Mann’s tongue is huge, right? If so, how have I never noticed it before? It’s all going to be able to look at the next time I watch Knocked Up. But the real important question is: what the hell...
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The Guitarist Who Played One Of The Most Famous Solos Ever Is Having A...
Don’t stop believin’…in paying $14.95 to watch Journey guitarist Neil Schon marry White House crasher/publicity sponge Michaele Salahi on Pay-Per-View. Only the young marry for free; these two pros...
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Rolling Stone’s List Of ‘50 Things Millennials Have Never Heard Of’ Is...
I was born between 1980 and 2000, making me “socially progressive and digitally savvy” apparently, and I’ve heard of David Faustino, Dinosaurs, answering machines, Wings, Where in the World is Carmen...
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Sterling Archer Is Every Aging Indie Rock Fan In Superchunk’s ‘Void’ Music Video
I’ve already resigned myself to becoming One of Those Guys at the indie rock show, the kind of bearded dude in his 40s who unironically uses the word “tush” and starts a one-man mosh pit, so the music...
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Local News Covers A UPS Driver Having Sex With A Hooker Named Tiffany Cums...
“This is not the image UPS was going for with its ‘What Can Brown Do for You?’ campaign.” Yes, that is the perfect lede to a story about a UPS driver having sex with a hooker named Tiffany Cums in his...
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Future Darwin Award Winners Go Twerking On The Subway Tracks
Oh no. This will not do. Twerking has been around for years, but we all know that EVIL Miley Cyrus is to blame for inspiring these two women to go twerking on the New York City subway tracks. They...
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Queens Of The Stone Age’s Christmas Sweater Is Perfect For Hanukkah
Oh man, we’re SO CLOSE to being able to stuff ourselves silly with food. Food like latkes. What, you thought I was talking about Thanksgiving? No, you anti-Semite, tonight’s the first night of...
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This GIF Collection Of Clueless Background Actors Is Hilariously Awkward
Nothing will ever top the “Infomercial Idiots” GIF set, but this comes pretty darn close: it’s a collection of GIFs featuring extras from TV shows and movies who have NO idea what they’re doing. No...
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The Entire Arc Of George Costanza’s Relationship With Susan, Told Through An...
“My name is George. I’m unemployed and live with my parents. I was engaged once, but she died. It was my fault. My entire relationship with my dead fiancée can be summed up with a video put together...
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Kanye West’s ‘First Freestyle With No Rhymes’ Was Over Nine Inch Nail’s ‘Closer’
BREAKING NEWS: Kanye West got into an argument with someone. The Smoking Section has the full recap of his fight yesterday with “You Ain’t Go Answers” Sway on Sway in the Morning, which you can read...
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15 TV Characters Introduced In 2013 We’re Very Thankful For
Thanksgiving is the unofficial beginning of “end of year” season, a time when we look back at the year that was and rank it by what was good, what was awful, and what was Dads. GET EXCITED. To kick...
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Two Strangers Passed Increasingly Angry Notes On A Delayed Flight. One Got...
The only thing worse than flying on Thanksgiving? Listening to other people’s flying-on-Thanksgiving stories. If only they were all as good as Elan Gale’s, a shaggy-haired producer for The Bachelor...
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