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The HBO Sex Scene The World Wants To See Is Not Going To Happen
Rarely are True Blood actors, both past and present, told to keep their clothes on, but not only did Evan Rachel Wood go on a Twitter rant after a sex scene of hers was cut from Charlie Countryman,...
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Mr. Skin Committed One Major Boner In His Top 10 Nude Scenes Of 2013 List
That’s the kind of excellent (read: god awful) wordplay one comes to expect from Mr. Skin, the Internet’s quintessential Guy Who You Wouldn’t Go Near If You Saw Him At a Public Library Computer. But...
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A Middle Schooler Sent A$AP Rocky An Adorably Typo-Ridden Fan Letter
Comitting a federal offense is usually a no-no, but we’ll let it slide this time: Mishka NYC recently accidentally received a fan letter meant for A$AP Rocky from a middle schooler in North Carolina...
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Hear A One-Minute Medley Of 2013′s 20 Most Overplayed Songs
In 30 years, you won’t remember much about 2013, but you will be able to hum the melody to “Royals.” And “Roar.” And “Get Lucky.” As soon as you hear a pop song for the first time, it’s forever...
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A Man Sent To Jail For Having Sex With A Goat Faced His Victim In Court
I take it back what I said earlier: this is the best nude scene of 2013. Katana Kitsao Gona, 28, last week admitted sexually abusing the animal in the Kenyan town of Malindi. The female goat watched...
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The 8 Most Iconic Musical Moments From The Films Of The Coen Brothers
Style with your hair with the finest dapper pomade (“I don’t want Fop, goddamn it! I’m a Dapper Dan man!”) and set fire to the hotel, it’s time we be a-celebrating: the Coen Brothers’s new movie,...
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The Ron Burgundy-Approved Great Odin’s Raven Scotch Will Soon Become A Reality
What if Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues doesn’t exist? All the trailers, all the Ron Burgundy appearances, all the delicious ice cream — THAT’S the movie, and we’re all the stars. Woah. That would...
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Louis C.K. Is Making More Shows For FX
It’s been nearly 15 months since the last new episode of Louie, and no amount of Blue Jasmine and American Hustle appearances can make up for this most grievous of sins. To make up for the lack of...
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Oh, Just Gillian Anderson Posing Naked With A Big-Ass Eel. For Charity.
I’m ashamed to admit that I’m not cultured enough to know what someone who gets off on fish and other various aquatic animals porn is called. But for the sake of this article, and because everything...
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Billy Joel Will Play One Show Per Month At Madison Square Garden Until The...
She’s always a woman, and Billy Joel will always be performing at Madison Square Garden. According to the New York Times, the Piano Man announced that he will play a show a month at the “World’s Most...
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The Mall Chase Scene From ‘Blues Brothers’ Has Been Animated With LEGOs
The famous car chase scene from The Blues Brothers, which I hear is what Blues Brothers 2000 is based on, was filmed at the abandoned Dixie Square Mall in Harvey, Illinois. It closed in 1978, a year...
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The So-Called Scariest Commercial Ever Requires A Health Warning
Well, that’s it. I’m never going to Japan. Or planning on driving a car. Or buying tires. Ever again. When this commercial for Autoway Tires warns you, “Not for the faint of heart. Please refrain from...
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All 50 U.S. States, Ranked By Penis Size
Three things: 1. I am only buying my condoms from Condomania from now on. My condos, too. 2. Condomania compiled data to discover “which states bought a higher-than-average amount of larger-sized...
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Somewhere Out There Is The Stream For Childish Gambino’s ‘Because The Internet’
HINT: it’s here. Only a few days after Dan Harmon’s alcoholic Rick and Morty premiered on Adult Swim comes another Community side project: Donald Glover’s second full-length album as his musical...
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More ‘Trapped In The Closet’ Is Coming, So Here Are 12 R. Kelly Lyrics That...
R. Kelly is a ladies man. You are not. He can get away with saying, “Girl, we’ll be bangin,’ bangin, bangin’, bangin’ the headboard.” You can not. He can go by Kells. You can not. There are many...
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The 10 Best Musical Moments On TV In 2013
2012 was a great year for music on TV. There was Megan Draper shimmying and shaking her way through “Zou Bisou Bisou.” The Dean and Jeff Winger making sweet, beautiful, musical love with “Kiss from a...
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A Student Submitted This A+ Parody Of A Spanish Soap Opera For His Class Project
Hey hermano. While the rest of his English-speaking classmates submitted themselves singing Lou Bega songs for a Spanish course assignment, Redditor “TechSis” did them one better: he starred in a...
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Best Coast’s ‘This Lonely Morning’ Is A Clever Twist On The Lyric Music Video
Now that lyric music videos are becoming more and more of A Thing, it’s right time for the format to be spoofed, tweaked, and in Best Coast’s “This Lonely Morning” music video, taken to their logical...
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‘Community’ Is Back In Less Than A Month
Community coming back doesn’t invoke the same sort of excitement as it used to — I’d say it’s somewhere between “return” and “much-anticipated return.” Blame a disappointing fourth season, constant...
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Stop Trying To Make The Jennifer Lawrence Backlash Happen. It’s Not Going To...
At least not yet. But some people want it to, and they’re using an insignificant award show as a catalyst. Last night, Jennifer “The Human GIF Machine” Lawrence won Best Supporting Actress at the New...
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