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Aaron Paul Tweeted An Important Sexy Spoiler For Sunday’s ‘Breaking Bad’
Mike tried to leave before the boom — maybe he’ll be back for the bang? (Via)
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Janice Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele’s Name Is So Long, It Can’t Fit On...
Her name sounds like something Nate Fisher might mutter while having a seizure, which is why Hawaii resident Janice Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele is fighting with state officials to get her full...
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Reminder: There’s A 10-Episode ‘Community’ Marathon On Comedy Central Today
As if today wasn’t already busy enough with football, The Newsroom finale, the penultimate episode of Dexter (hahahaha), Boardwalk Empire, the “best episode of television ever,” and ugh, talking to...
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Netflix Uses Piracy Websites To Determine Which Shows To Purchase
If you’re reading this in the Netherlands, congratulations, you just got Netflix for the first time. Now you’ll never be at a loss for mediocre stand-up specials from the late 1990s. Your nation-wide...
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Everyone Comes Across As A Monster In Lady Gaga’s Hilarious ‘Queen Of The...
Lady Gaga and her former-personal assistant, Jennifer O’Neill, have been sniping back and forth for months now, with the latter filing a lawsuit against the former for being owed over 7,000 hours of...
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This ‘Dexter’ Season 8 Re-Write Is So Much Better Than The Actual ‘Dexter’...
If YouTube had a greatest hits album, “Star Wars: The Phantom Menace Review” would have to be on it, sandwiched in-between “The REAL Energizer Bunny” and “Lawrence Welk Meets Velvet Underground.” In...
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15 Life Lessons We Learned From ‘Parks And Recreation’s Jean-Ralphio
BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE. Today, Ben Schwartz, the actor who portrays one of TV’s greatest recurring characters, Jean-Ralphio Saperstein from Parks and Recreation, turns 32, which is also the number of...
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Watch A Devastating Three-Minute Commercial That Tells A Better Story Than...
Goddammit, people who make commercials: stop being good at your job. It’s never a pleasant feeling when you realize you’re being emotionally manipulated by a big business trying to sell you a product,...
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Paula Deen Received A 10-Minute Ovation In Her First Public Appearance Since...
Proving once again that we as Americans care more about filling our tattooed stomachs with fried foods and melted butter than racial tolerance, Paula Deen made her public appearance since late June,...
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Celebrate The Return Of ‘New Girl’ With Jess And Nick’s Greatest GIF Moments
As far as romantic pairings go, New Girl‘s Nick Miller and Jessica Day have nothing on Mac and Charlie, TV’s most adorable couple, but they’re still pretty great. And as of 9 p.m. EST tonight, after...
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A Woman Was Stabbed By Her Drunk Roommate Because She Wouldn’t Stop Listening...
Despite Bill Simmons’ 500,000-word plea to the contrary, the Eagles remain one of the most aggressively mediocre arena bands of all-time. It’s not that they’re all-around terrible so much as they’re...
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A Visual Recap Of 2013′s Worst New Sitcom, ‘Dads’
After months of racist, misogynistic controversy and trying to figure out how Mike Scully could go from “Lisa on Ice” to offhand “Orientals” gags, Dads finally premiered on Fox last night, in front of...
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A Florida Man Was Arrested For Beating A Child To The Tune Of ‘Blurred Lines’
Guess Scotland’s Edinburgh University was onto something: a Florida man, because of course, was arrested for beating a child with a metal switch to the tune of Robin Thicke’s slimy summer anthem,...
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Tegan And Sara Remade Their ‘Closer’ Music Video With Dogs
STOP THE (WORD)PRESSES. We all need to march down to MTV Headquarters in Manhattan and demand that the 2013 Video of the Year award for “Mirrors” be stripped from Justin Timberlake. NOW. Tegan and...
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The 10 Most Brutal, Kill Room-Worthy Villains On ‘Dexter’
This Sunday, at the same time as Breaking Bad, the Emmys, and Sunday Night Football, Showtime’s Dexter will come to an unceremonious end, a weak shell of its former solid self. If it had set itself up...
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There’s A Petition To Get Gwar To Play The Super Bowl Halftime Show
It’s all but a done deal that Bruno Mars will entertain your 14-year-old sister while you’re busy regretting eating that fifth sliced pork sandwich during the Super Bowl XLVIII halftime show on...
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‘How I Met Your Mother’ From The Mother’s Perspective Makes Ted Seem Like A...
Ted Mosby: man whore. That’s according to the team at the Daily Beast, who put together a compilation of Schmosby’s many sexual exploits over the course of How I Met Your Mother, as told by the Mother...
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Hear A Led Zeppelin Album From Before Led Zeppelin Was Led Zeppelin
In 1969, long before Jimmy Page, Robert Plant, John Paul Jones, and John Bonham inspired Wayne’s World signs and shoved sharks up women’s vaginas, hell, even before they went by Led Zeppelin, they...
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Hershel Isn’t Going To Be Happy About These Photos Of ‘Walking Dead’ Star...
Lauren Cohan has played the part of the heroine in millions of fan fiction stories. Not only does she currently star on The Walking Dead, one of the biggest shows on TV, but Cohan’s also appeared in...
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Jay Z’s Bodyguard Was Fired For Allegedly Masturbating To Photos Of Beyoncé...
It’s been a rough couple of weeks for Norman “The Dutch Giant” Oosterbroek (pictured: not the guy in the hat). The bodyguard to the stars recently, to quote Film Drunk, “broke into a neighbor’s house...
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