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Kings Of Leon’s ‘Dancing On My Own’ Cover Proves All Robyn Songs Are Perfect
Answer: Yes. Question: Is every Robyn song perfect? Reason: Because Kings of Leon can turn “Dancing on My Own,” which they played on BBC Radio 1 in support of their new album Mechanical Bull, into a...
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Parents: Be Nice To Your Kids, Or Else They’ll Write A Savage Obituary Like...
My mom and I, we’ve come to an understanding. She doesn’t want me to pay for her funeral; I don’t want to pay for anyone’s funeral. It’s only the finest trash bag and freshly dug hole in the ground...
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‘It’s Not Porn…It’s HBO’ Exposes The Similarities Between Sexy Acting And...
I don’t want to spoil the reveal in the clever clip below, in which a number of actors and actresses rave to their parents and friends about how they booked a gig. I mean, sure, someone will have to...
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‘I Am The One Who C*cks’: Recapping The ‘Breaking Bad’ Porn Parody
It’s been far too long since we last discussed Breaking Bad XXX, the porn parody of everyone’s favorite porn-less show that’s also about meth. The last time we wrote about it was in November, when all...
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Tyra Banks Put On Her Best Whiteface To Pose As Kate Upton And Other Supermodels
The female Sammy Sosa you see above is none other Tyra Banks, posing as Kate Upton (left) and Claudia Schiffer (right) for reasons that will infuriate “OH SO WHEN A BLACK PERSON DOES IT” madmen...
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Let’s Watch The Worst Scene In ‘Dexter’ History Over And Over Again
While the rest of the world has been dissecting every angle, every frame, every Froot Loop from last Sunday’s episode of Breaking Bad, I’ve been watching and rewatching and re-rewatching something...
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Buy Nirvana’s ‘In Utero’ Reissue, Get A Free Tattoo
How much do you love Nirvana? Enough to know that In Utero > Nevermind? Enough to be able to regurgitate the track lengths of every song on every one of their albums, including the full “All...
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The Saul Goodman ‘Breaking Bad’ Spinoff Is Happening
AMC’s neon shirt budget just skyrocketed, ’cause the Saul Goodman Breaking Bad spinoff is ON. After several weeks of negotiations, the basic cable network has inked a licensing agreement with Sony for...
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An Ethiopian Farmer Is Claiming To Be The World’s Oldest Human At 160 Years...
We all know that Ethiopian farmers are the most trustworthy of folk, right? Right. Then there’s no reason to NOT believe that Dhaqabo Ebba is, at 160 years old, the world’s oldest human ever…by a good...
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The So-Called ‘Greatest Clip’ In ‘The Soup’ History Involves A Dog And A Cheerio
One of my many achievable life goals is to stage an Anchorman-style brawl with the stars of the best The Soup clips from over the years, be they animal, human, or Boo Boo. Spaghetti Cat would be...
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Here’s The Greatest Picture Of A Frog Being Blasted Into Space You Will Ever See
NOTE: Rocket Frog died on his way back to his home planet. He was too beautiful for this world. (Via Universe Today) (Via Deadspin)
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Mumford & Sons Got Kicked Out Of An Atlanta Strip Club
Down Atlanta way, they don’t take kindly to out-of-towners, the kind of people who trash their Falcons, don’t eat their steak, and take pictures of accordion-tapping bandmates singing karaoke at a...
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Tracking The Sophia: 10 New ‘Jumping The Shark’ Terms
Until I get the world’s first GIF tattoo, I’m going to make 47-year-old Harrison Morgan’s treadmill spill from Sunday’s episode of Dexter my laptop background. It makes me so happy, and my wife...
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Watch A 9/11 Truther Struggle To Explain Why She’s A 9/11 Truther
The woman in the video below committed two unforgivably terrible sins: 1) She’s a white person wearing a Bob Marley shirt, which no, and 2) Yesterday, on September 11, rather than doing anything...
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Fact: Janelle Monáe Is The Fiercest Pop Star Going Right Now
Trying to make sense of Janelle Monáe makes no sense. On The Electric Lady, the second science-fiction funk installment of her seven-part Metropolis series, Monáe speaks through her android avatar...
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Ylvis’‘The Fox’ Is Now A Billboard-Charting Hit
Since debuting on YouTube less than 10 days ago, “The Fox,” Ylvis’ helpful guide to foxes and what they may or may not say, has been watched nearly 20 million times. So, expect the Jay Leno parody in...
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Low’s Cover Of Rihanna’s ‘Stay’ Is Devastating And Beautiful
Low is about as understated as a band can be. For 20 years, the members of the Duluth, Minnesota, trio have been making stark, bittersweet minimalism sound gorgeous and enchanting, so it came as quite...
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Everything You Need To Know About What’s Going On With Hot 97 DJ Mister Cee
Who is Mister Cee? He is a famous DJ for the influential New York hip-hop radio station Hot 97. Or at least was. Why do people keep tweeting about him in uppercase letters on Twitter? Basically,...
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What’s On Tonight: Enjoy And/Or Be Morally Outraged By Ricky Gervais’s...
Derek (Netflix) — All seven episodes of Ricky Gervais’s magical mentally challenged comedy drama…thing that isn’t what you think it is, unless you think it’s great, at least according to Gervais, is...
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Let’s Celebrate Jessica Biel’s New Name, Jessica Timberlake, With Her 20...
Find your copy of Summer Catch on VHS and cross “Biel” off with a Sharpie: the former Jessica Biel is now Jessica Timberlake, because patriarchy (just trying to beat the trolls). The ever-busy Insider...
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