“Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee” returns on January 2nd, with the likes of Tina Fey, Patton Oswalt, Howard Stern, Jay Leno, and Todd Barry riding in automobiles that cost as much as you make in a decade and Jerry Seinfeld earned in profits from Bee Movie galoshes alone. Louis C.K. will also star in an episode of the web series, but in a move reminiscence of when Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place changed titles and tragically ditched its most interesting character, the pizza place, he won’t be in a car; C.K. will share a romantic boat trip with Seinfeld on the open seas, where they’ll discuss how “we’re just worms and we’re just carrying our worm meal.”
Louis would be really good at writing Christmas cards.