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‘SNL’ Recap: Jimmy Fallon And Justin Timberlake Should Kiss To Break The Tension
Having no opinion is the worst kind of opinion, but to paraphrase the Neutral People, I have no strong feelings one way or the other about last night’s SNL. There’s a “but…” to everything: Jimmy...
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Aubrey Plaza Threw Shade At A Guy Who Said Something Gross About Amy Poehler
Aubrey Plaza has a very active Facebook presence. In the past month, she’s been Photoshopped into a Hall and Oates album cover with her girlfriend on the side Anna Kendrick, posed with her TV husband...
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Carlos Santana Reunited With His Former Drummer Who’s Been Homeless For Decades
Carlos Santana, the person, has seen many musicians come and go through Santana, the band, since its formation in 1966. Wikipedia lists over 60 names, including Marcus Malone, who played percussion...
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Parents Of The Year Recreate Famous Movie Scenes With Their Baby Using Cardboard
If you’re going to exploit your baby, at least exploit him or her well. Don’t go half ass; no one wants to see Lil’ Timmy as a sort-of Heisenberg, when the real Heisenbaby is out there. So props to...
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‘Crumbs Of Anarchy’ Is Gingerbread Cookies Done SAMCRO Style
If your Christmas morning isn’t complete with nose snarls, casual racism, prostitutes, and gavels, y’know, the usual, can I drop by your house on Wednesday? You find the metaphorical dead doves; I’ll...
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Two Years After Her Death, A Wife Gave Her Husband And His Fiancée A Surprise...
Two years ago, Brenda Schmitz, a mother of four, wrote a letter to Star 102.5 in Des Moines, Iowa. It was for their “Christmas Wish” program, and Brenda had a request: she was going to die from...
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When Miley Cyrus Thinks About You, She Touches Herself
Of the approximately 90 trillion Google (and three Bing) searches for “Miley Cyrus” this year, it’s fair to assume that at least 98% of them are for inappropriate reasons. In the teaser for Miley’s...
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Read The Oral History, Then Watch Christina Hendricks Get ‘Undressed’
All last week, Vulture was publishing fascinating “micro” oral histories. Some focused on specific scenes, like Kim vs. Cougar on 24 or the final Six Feet Under montage, while others captured entire...
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Someone Improved ‘A Christmas Carol’ By Making It About Scrooge’s Massive Boner
The main problem I’ve always had with A Christmas Carol, both the original novella and its thousands of adaptions, is that there aren’t enough references to Scrooge’s erect penis. I mean, Charles...
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Jennifer Lawrence Paid A Surprise Visit To A Children’s Hospital In Kentucky
In the same 48-hour period that she was awarded the coveted (?) Entertainer of the Year trophy (??), besting Miley Cyrus (???) and Netlfix (!), Jennifer Lawrence dropped by Kosair Children’s Hospital...
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Here’s Proof That Every Country Music Song From 2013 Sounds Exactly The Same
Far be it from me to criticize the repetitiveness of country music, not when I listen to the Wonder Years sing about how life is awful all the time, so I’ll leave it to Entertainment Weekly writer...
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Louis C.K. Is At His Most Louis C.K. In The New ‘Comedians In Cars Getting...
“Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee” returns on January 2nd, with the likes of Tina Fey, Patton Oswalt, Howard Stern, Jay Leno, and Todd Barry riding in automobiles that cost as much as you make in a...
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This Man’s ‘Home Alone’ Digital Christmas Card Gets All The Macaulay Culkin...
The proper reaction to Paul Little‘s Christmas card: And one of these, too.
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Gnarls Barkley Is Also Reuniting In 2014
2013 was a rough year for Atlanta: it began with the Falcons losing in the NFC Championship Game and ended with Matty Ice bottoming out with a likely 4-12 record; the Braves had all the talent world,...
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Jump In The Fire For Warmth While Watching The Entirety Of Metallica’s...
Earlier this year, we learned that metal titans Metallica would become only the second band to ever play a concert in Antarctica, following in the adorable footsteps of Chilly Willy and the Hillbilly...
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Lizzy Caplan Showed Off Her Finest Nicolas Cage Rage Face To Paul F. Tompkins
I don’t want anyone to accuse me of burying the lede here, so let’s get right to it: Lizzy Caplan pronounces it “GIF,” none of that “JIF” crap, therefore, it’s GIF, because it’s always been GIF, no...
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What’s On Tonight: Rachel Bilson Battles Ray Romano For Your Love And Affection
Hollywood Game Night (NBC, 10 p.m.) — Tonight’s contestants, Ray Romano, Cheryl Hines, Gavin DeGraw, Rachel Bilson, Andy Roddick, and Brooklyn Decker, are like the attractive, rich family you never...
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Jack Nicholson Really Wants To Bang Jennifer Lawrence
If I could hear the life story of any celebrity who’s ever snorted a pile of cocaine as big as my head, I’d choose Jack Nicholson. Now there’s a man who’s lived, which is to say, how the hell is he...
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The Cast Of ‘Community’ And Dan Harmon Will Co-Host ‘The Soup’
The cast of Community is going from Greendale to green screen when Gillian Jacobs, Danny Pudi, Yvette Nicole Brown, Alison Brie, Ken Jeong, and Jim Rash’s Plaid Pants, as well as creator Dan Harmon,...
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Iggy Pop’s Nutso Christmas Card Is Better Than Your Boring Christmas Card
It’s Christmas with the Pops! He’ll sing all your favorite holiday classics, including “Your Pretty Face Is Going to the North Pole,” “I Wanna Be Your Reindeer,” “Search and Buy Me Toys.” Come for the...
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