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After Losing His Wife To Cancer, A Father Restaged Their Wedding Photos With...
I promise I won’t cry, I promise I won’t cry… When Ben Nunery and his wife Ali got married in 2009, they had just closed on their new house, so they took the opportunity to take their wedding photos...
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Have A Metal Christmas With Megadeth’s ‘Baby, It’s Cold Outside’ Cover With...
Who doesn’t think of Megadeth when they think of Christmas? Their discography is littered with timeless holiday classics, like “The Skull Beneath the Skin,” “Devils Island,” and “Into the Lungs of...
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Lostprophets’ Ian Watkins Laughed Off His Pedophilia Charges, Calling Them...
So, in case you couldn’t tell by his d-bag tattoos and jean vest, Ian Watkins is basically the worst person imaginable. The former Lostprophets frontman turned convicted pedophile is (hopefully) going...
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20 Memorable Quotes To Remember TV In 2013 By
2013 was a good year, because 2013 was the year where the most memorable TV quote involved one guy stabbing another guy to death. Take that, years 0-2012. Anyway, our year-end retrospective continues...
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Hail! Hail! Rock ‘n’ Roll: 10 Albums That Kept Rock Alive And Well In 2013
Yesterday, we presented our list of the 10 best albums of the year. Today, we’re focusing solely on rock records, mostly because the “rock is dead” meme is infuriating to hear. Here are 10 records...
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An Australian Mayor Is Pissed His City Has The Worst Christmas Tree In The World
Geelong, Australia, has the worst Christmas tree in the world, says the mayor of Geelong, Australia. The red-and-white monstrosity cost nearly $27,000 USD, apparently unbeknownst to Mayor Darryn...
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Angel Haze Said ‘F*ck You’ To Her Label And Leaked Her New Album
A few days ago, Angel Haze announced that her debut album, Dirty Gold, would be released on March 3rd. Something happened between then and now, though, because this morning, Haze tweeted out the album...
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Rob Ford Dancing To Bob Marley Is An Early Christmas Present To The World
Rob Ford is a dancing machine, in that every time he dances, he needs to be attached to a machine so his heart doesn’t explode. For reasons that I don’t want to know, a reggae singer recently covered...
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Compare The Most Watched TV Shows Over The Past 20 Years
There are at least 21.8 million people out there who watch NCIS on a weekly basis, and they all live in Wyoming? Florida? Some state between North and South Dakota? Seriously, who are these people?...
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Christina Applegate Tells Leno About How She Learned To Play The Clash On...
The endless publicity tour for Anchorman 2 is finally winding down, a contradiction of a statement that still feels accurate. Is there a TV show or magazine Will Ferrell & Co. haven’t appeared on...
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Four Kids Formed A Band Named The Runaway Hamsters To Raise Money For Their...
Take it back, take it all back: the Runaway Hamsters have the best album of the year. A group of kids in Boise decided to record an album and give all of the proceeds to help fight cancer and help...
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Daft Punk Will Perform On TV For The First Time In Six Years At The 2014 Grammys
Since releasing Random Access Memories, Daft Punk has remained as elusive as…they’ve been for the past eight years. They’ve yet to support the album with a live performance, and outside of a curious...
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Archer Time: TV’s 8 Best Animated Episodes Of 2013
For fans of animation, reading year-end lists is maddening. Of the 22 shows on Metacritic’s best shows of TV list, only one is drawn: Bob’s Burgers. Not only is that a total f-you to the equally...
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Things Didn’t Go Well When The 440-Pound Virgin Had Sex With His 110-Pound...
Gregg Casarona is so big, his name needed an extra “g.” But seriously, folks, Casarona is so big — HOW BIG WAS HE? — well, the 440-pound Casarona is so big that the first time he had sex, he nearly...
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Rob Delaney Uses Butthole Logic To Make Sense Of The ‘Duck Dynasty’ Brouhaha
Why did South Park have to go away last week? Is there a way Comedy Central can coax Matt and Trey into putting together a Duck Dynasty-themed episode? Their Honey Boo Boo was amazing; there’s no...
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Someone’s Been Stitching Lionel Richie Lyrics Into Used Furniture
Hello, is it Lionel Richie lyrics in used furniture you’re looking for? If so, then you’ve found the right blog: Lionel Stitchie, “born out of a love for the breakups with our furniture to a...
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Fact: It’s OK To Be Obsessed With Mariah Carey’s ‘All I Want For Christmas Is...
My esteemed colleague, Mr. Boy, Cajun, and I don’t agree on much (GO PANTHERS BOO SAINTS), but we do share a common appreciation for Mariah Carey’s “All I Want for Christmas,” which he called it “one...
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Run The Jewels’ Music Video For ‘A Christmas F*cking Miracle’ Is Exactly That
Is it weird that I kind of really want to sit on Santa Killer Mike’s lap? Like, to the point where I’m ready to give up celebrating Hanukkah and everything I learned about being a Jew from various...
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Jimmy Fallon Performed A Christmas Song As David Bowie And With Paul McCartney
By this time tomorrow, I fully expect to see the headline, “Jimmy Fallon, Justin Timberlake, Paul McCartney Found Naked In Hotel Bed Together.” The SNL lovefest is strong tonight, including the...
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Last Night’s Best SNL Sketch Is An Ode To Going Home For The Holidays And...
The far and away best sketch from last night’s festive episode of SNL was “(Do It On My) Twin Bed,” an ode to the pleasures found in trying to have sex with your guy/gal friend in your childhood...
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