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Kanye West Is Being Sued Over His ‘Bound 2′ Sample
Because nothing says Christmas Eve quite like allegations that a millionaire rapper stole a sample from a 12-year-old boy, here’s a story about Kanye West using a former pop star’s voice without...
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The Lorde/Harry Potter Mashup Lorde Voldemort Will Royally Terrify You
How has it taken so long for this to happen? Oh yeah, it’s horrifying, that’s why. There aren’t enough killing curses in the world to keep THAT away from me. I’m going to murder you, Lorde Voldemort....
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Beyoncé Performed ‘Survivor’ With A Terminally Ill Child During A Concert
Twelve-year-old Taylon Davis has an inoperable brain tumor. She only has months to live, but she’s a survivor; she’s not gonna go down without a fight (and without having some fun). After hearing...
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Say F*ckity Hi To The Peter Capaldi Era On ‘Doctor Who’ With Capaldeyes
While us Americans were trapped under pounds of Duck Dynasty wrapping papers, 8.3 million Brits were celebrating Christmas by staring at a magical glowing box. The Matt Smith-era came to an end on...
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Miley Cyrus’s ‘Adore You’ Is A Sex Tape Disguised As A Masturbatory Music Video
Were it not for 1 Night in Paris, the first “celebrity” sex tape you ever felt like garbage for downloading, Paris Hilton never would have gained enough well-earned popularity to make her twin...
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A Supercut Celebration Of 2013′s Most EVERYWHERE Song: Daft Punk’s ‘Get Lucky’
As hard as Robin Thicke prays to the contrary, the song of 2013 was, without a question, Daft Punk’s “Get Lucky.” It passes all popularity tests: it is loved by both the YOUTH today who can’t get...
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‘The Wire’ Creator David Simon Is Writing A Musical About The Pogues
Having finished writing his fan letter to New Orleans jazz with Treme, David Simon is going back to his first love: drunken scribbles that spell out Pogues lyrics in-between what appears to be...
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Joan Rivers On Jennifer Lawrence: She’s More Touched Up Than A ‘Choir Boy At...
Joan Rivers is fighting the loneliest of battles: she’s going after our dear, sweet Jennifer Lawrence. Body-shaming shots were first fired back in November, when Lawrence called out the Rivers-hosted...
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This Collection Of Terrible Christmas Album Covers Will Make You Convert To...
Christmas may have come and gone for another year, leaving behind a trail of pine needles and smashed I WANTED THE GOLD NOT THE WHITE iPhone(s), but some aspects of the holiday are eternal, like...
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Merry Kurtmas: April 10th Is Officially Nirvana Day
It’s the new festive song that’s sure to captivate a nation: “Rockin’ around the Nirvana Day shrub, have a happy holiday/Everyone’s swaying merrily, in the new oh well whatever never mind.” The City...
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Baloncesto Jones: Ecuador Is Burning ‘Space Jam’ Effigies For New Year’s Eve
It’s the movie that defined a generation, and threatens to tear it apart. Mention Space Jam around anyone who was born in the 1980s and you’ll be met with an equal amount of “THAT IS THE GREATEST...
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Please Allow Anderson Cooper To Tell You All About His Mom’s Love For Oral Sex
Last night on CNN, porcelain greyhound Anderson Cooper welcomed Dan Savage to his 360 set to discuss the best scandal of the year. Rather than answering, “Everything’s Coming Up Mellie,” Savage went...
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Google Is Giving Away Two Of The Year’s Best Albums For Free
If you’re that one person who doesn’t want to give Kanye West your hard-earned money (note: this doesn’t apply to bloggers; we don’t work hard, or earn money) and feels wrong about illegal downloads,...
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Pussy Riot’s First Post-Prison Joint Interview Was An Awkward Disaster
You’re an anarchist musician who’s been locked in a Russian prison for months for the most asinine of reasons — the last question you want to answer in your first TV interview is, “How much is the...
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Kanye West’s Christmas Present For Kim Kardashian Is Ugly As Sin
“Oh Kanye, you shouldn’t have. No, really, you shouldn’t have. Didn’t you get my list, the one where I asked for a custom motorcycle with my mouth painted on the exhaust pipe? I didn’t ask for…this. I...
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Celebrate National Chick-Phil-A Day With A Side Of Extra Large ‘Duck Dynasty’...
I blame Big Daddy Drew. The most successful stooge who’s ever gone through the UPROXX system (meaning, he’s the only one not currently living in a rusted van, meaning, we’re all living in the same...
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Far Too Many People Have Been Tweeting About Their ‘Hot Cousin’ During The...
Either there are a lot of Arrested Development fans living in Shelbyville out there, or Twitter is full of people who only wanted to see their hot cousin naked for Christmas. Gawker and The Awl...
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Iron Maiden Cleverly Schedules Tour Dates Where People Illegally Download...
Do you live in Metsimotlhabe, Africa, and wonder why Iron Maiden hasn’t played all of the greatest U.K. album of all-time in your charming, humble village? Well, you better fire up the ol’ laptop and...
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Stream Del The Funky Homosapien’s Surprise New Album, ‘Iller Than Most’
Here’s a nice surprise: Del the Funky Homosapien, who reunited with Deltron 3030 last year, has uploaded a new album on Soundcloud, with no warning. Iller Than Most is 11 tracks long, and according to...
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What’s On Tonight: ‘The Big Bang Theory’ And ‘NCIS’ Team Up To Destroy...
Community (NBC, 8 p.m.) — Season premiere. The reviews are overwhelmingly positive. From the AV Club: “The amazing and exciting truth is that Community has steered out of the skid.” From Sepinwall:...
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