Were it not for 1 Night in Paris, the first “celebrity” sex tape you ever felt like garbage for downloading, Paris Hilton never would have gained enough well-earned popularity to make her twin masterpieces, the film The Hottie and the Nottie and the cover of “Do Ya Think I’m Sexy.” Miley Cyrus went a different route than Paris: she got the movie and music business out of the way first, before releasing her 1 Night in Paris, “Adore You,” the softest of cores.
In the self-sex tape/music video, she writhes under a blanket with a camcorder, wearing only her underwear. The POV continually changes from night vision to laundry detergent commercial, with lightly billowing sheets, and then Miley puts her Hannah in her Montana, and a million moms faint in protest at once. Your move, Paris.