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‘Community’ Recap: 10 GIFs From The Season 5 Double Premiere That Are Streets...
Consider how far Community‘s stock fell in a very short amount of time. On October 11, 2011, “Remedial Chaos Theory,” arguably the greatest sitcom episode of the 2000s aired; less than two years...
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Kanye West Is Getting His Very Own Bitcoin-Like Digital Currency
Back when Dick Clark looked 2,012 years old, not 2,011 years old, I made a New Year’s resolution that until now I’ve kept quiet. It was: to never learn what the hell Bitcoins are, and to this day,...
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This Woman Had Way Too Much Fun With A Cardboard Cutout Of Dwayne ‘The Rock’...
Cardboard cutouts of the Rock either doing the People’s Eyebrow or at least wearing an unbuttoned leather vest used to be ubiquitous in nearly every mall in America. Now, some young (CM) punk has...
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Netflix’s Nearly 77,000 Genres Are Why Kevin Spacey Performed Oral Sex On...
There’s a must-read article over at the Atlantic about how Netflix “reverse engineered Hollywood” by breaking titles into tinier subsections of tiny subsections based on keywords to learn what their...
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Surprise, Surprise: Hundreds Of Phish Fans Were Arrested At The Band’s NYE Show
If you live in New York City and your cape-wearing dealer named Fluffhead was unavailable on New Year’s Eve, it’s a good bet he or she (Fluffhead is a genderless name) was at Madison Square Garden to...
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Cameron Diaz Has A Lot To Say About Women’s Pubic Hair These Days
Having had sex with a car, there was nothing left for Cameron Diaz to accomplish in the world of cinema. As they say, once you go joystick, you never go back. So to pass the time until she feels like...
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Here’s A Humongous Poster Featuring Every Character Ever On ‘Futurama’
But is he on it? (Yes.) What about her? (Yes…) I’m certain they left off him. (THEY DIDN’T.) OK, OK. How about…? (Enough of this.) (Via deviantART)
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None Of The 10 Highest Selling Albums Of 2013 Went Triple Platinum
Justin Timberlake’s The 20/20 Experience was the most popular album of 2013, with 2.43 million units sold. To put that into perspective: 2.43 million would have been meh enough to finish number-eight...
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Daft Punk Will Joined By Pharrell, Nile Rodgers, Stevie Wonder At The Grammys
Holiday season ends, award season begins. Things aren’t all bad, though: we have Tina Fey and Amy Poehler to look forward to at the Golden Globes, and Daft Punk sharing the stage with two music...
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Stream Bruce Springsteen’s New Album Because He’s Got ‘High Hopes’
Just what makes that little old Springsteen think he’ll move that album number eighteen? Well, he’s got high hopes, and I’ve run out of words that naturally rhyme with “Springsteen” for this gimmick,...
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Disney Princess Lingerie Is The Creepiest Thing To Come From Japan Since ‘The...
Japan isn’t one for subtlety — I think Orgasm Wars proved that. So rather than secretly fetishize the Disney princesses, like us good, honest Americans have been doing decades, they’ve instead gone...
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Bigfoot Hunter Has Unconvincing Photographic Proof That He Killed The Noble...
Are you guys ready for this? I don’t think you’re ready for this. Soon, you’re going to see a photo of Bigfoot. Yes, THE Bigfoot, and there’s no doubt here: it’s 100% ‘Foot, in a photo taken by Rick...
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Important Wu-Tang Clan News: New Album ‘A Better Tomorrow’ Is ‘Coming Soon’
Presented without comment: Presented with comment: Just thinkin’ about A Better Tomorrow clears away the cobwebs and the sorrow. (Banner via Getty Image, via Wu-Tang Clan’s Twitter)
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St. Vincent’s New Song ‘Digital Witness’ Sounds Like Talking Heads For Robots
All that time with David Byrne certainly had an effect on St. Vincent. Her latest, “Digital Witness,” taken from her upcoming album, St. Vincent, sounds like the Talking Heads as played by, or at...
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Meet The Newest ‘SNL’ Cast Member, Sasheer Zamata
After a long, controversial search to find an African-American female comedian who lives up to Kenan Thompson’s high standards (“She’s funny, but is she Good Burger funny?), SNL has hired Sasheer...
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Watch An Impressive One-Photo-A-Day Time Lapse Set To Queen’s Greatest Song
I will argue over the cultural value of time lapses — though as far as the “art form” goes, this one, which takes place over three years, is pretty darn good — but I will NOT argue about “Don’t Stop...
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Kramer Would Be Proud: Hero Medical Student Diagnoses Fake Patient With Real...
In a classic episode of Seinfeld, though that’s basically every episode of Seinfeld minus “The Heart Attack” (LET’S FIGHT), Kramer and Mickey get an acting gig pretending to be bacterial meningitis...
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What’s On Tonight: Louis C.K. On Leno, Timothy Olyphant on Conan
The Bachelor (CBS, 8 p.m.) — This season’s bachelor is named Juan Pablo. JUAN PABLO. The Blacklist (NBC, 8 p.m.) — If you missed any of The Blacklist, NBC is mini-marathoning episodes tonight,...
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Jon Stewart Burned Global Warming Deniers In His First Show Of 2014
“Ice to meet you” — the U.S. right now, because everyone’s too damn cold to think of anything better than Batman & Robin puns. Yes, it’s approximately negative-nine degrees outside, everywhere...
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MC Alex Trebek Rapped Hot Beastie Boys, Biggie Rhymes On ‘Jeopardy’ Last Night
That sound you heard yesterday evening, while you were eating your frozen dinner? That was A Tribe Called Trebek dropping the mic, letting the world know he’s coming for ya. During last night’s...
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