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Jay Z Invited A 12-Year-Old Holding A ‘Can I Rap For You?’ Sign On Stage With...
“Can I rap for you?” Jay Z must hear that as many times a day as a doctor gets, “Would you mind taking a look at this?” But on Sunday night, during a show in Greensboro, North Carolina, he was in a...
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8 TV Big Bads It’s Impossible Not To Root For
Justified is back. Oops. I got that all wrong: JUSTIFIED IS BACK. *does happy Kermit the Frog dance* Tonight’s episode is spectacular, because all episodes of Justified are spectacular, but this one’s...
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You Might Be Interested To Know That Emma Watson Is Now Single
In, um, totally devastating news, oh my gosh so sad, Emma Watson has split from her college boyfriend, Will Adamowicz, whose Google history is now more depressing than a Smiths fanpage. Watson’s...
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See Emily Ratajkowski Play The Part Of Beauty To Terry Richardson’s Beast
You might assume that the black bar above is covering Emily Ratajkowski’s world-famous shame. It’s not, and you’re wrong. It’s hiding something far more NSFW: Terry Richardson’s face. The...
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The Pointer Sisters’‘Neutron Dance’ Improves Every Movie Dance Scene
Where does “Neutron Dance” rank on the Random Word + Dance power rankings? It’s below “Safety Dance,” obviously, but above “Let’s Dance,” which is everyone knows about is fictional potato chips. That...
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Sundance’s New Show Starring Khal Drogo Looks Pretty Great
One of the more promising-looking shows that’s set to premiere in 2014 is The Red Road, for three reasons: 1. It’s on Sundance. Considering the year they just had (Rectify, Top of the Lake, and The...
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Clipse Might Be Working On A New Album With The Neptunes
After the release of Til the Casket Drops in 2009, Clipse went on hiatus so that brothers No Malice and Pusha T could go their separate solo ways. Rumor has it, though, they’re planning to reunite....
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Jimmy Kimmel Threw Snow At Shirtless Californians Bragging About The Warm...
I recently moved from New York to Texas to escape the kind of freezing weather that’s turned the Lone Star State (and everywhere) into a tundra of gray and sadness. The average January temperature is...
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10 Memorable TV Scenes That Were More Real Than You Think
Daniel Day-Lewis is the king of method acting, in that he pretended to be a king for four months in order to earn that title (he beheaded so many poor serfs), but he’s not the only Calculon-like...
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The 10 Most Anticipated Albums Of 2014
U2 is expected to release a new album in 2014. That album is not on this list. Nor are records from Chickenfoot, Tony Bennett with Lady Gaga, or Limp Bizkit. I’m sure there’s someone out there who’s...
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Insane Clown Posse Is Defending Juggalos Everywhere By Suing The FBI
Crack open a warm Faygo ’cause this is gonna be good: the Insane Clown Posse is suing the FBI. The Michigan rap group Insane Clown Posse filed suit on Wednesday against the Justice Department and the...
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Naked Alexander Skarsgård Took A Fresh-Air Poop In Antarctica Like A Boss
Being famous must be nice. According to TV Guide, Alexander Skarsgård makes $200,000 for every 55-minute episode of True Blood, or $3,600 per 60 seconds, and that’s assuming he’s on-screen the entire...
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Josh Homme Will Raise Money For Vaginas With Zach Galifianakis, Sarah Silverman
Josh Homme doesn’t get too many opportunities to show off his comedic chops with Queens of the Stone Age, but as his Star Wars audition tape proved, he’s one funny guy. That’s why he’s been tapped as...
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Here’s A GIF Of Birthday Boy David Bowie With A Kitten On His Head
There are many ways to celebrate David Bowie’s birthday: listen to his music, watch one of his movies, write slash fiction based on the famous photo of the Thin White Duke hanging with Lou Reed and...
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The Blogger Who Leaked ‘Chinese Democracy’ Wrote 8,000 Words Explaining How...
The history of Guns N’ Roses’ Chinese Democracy is as long and tortured as the album itself, with its approximately 29 layers of guitar and bass. But one key character has told his story: his name’s...
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This Drunk 9-Year-Old Kid Is The Biggest Scandal In New Zealand Right Now
Top of the Lake taught me everything I know about New Zealand, so all things considered, I’d say the drunk nine-year-old boy covered in vomit is actually doing well for himself. He’s not pregnant, he...
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The Coachella 2014 Lineup Is Here, And It’s Insane
The thought of spending three days in the California desert surrounded by thousands of people ironically wearing Indian headdresses sounds sickening, but then I looked at the lineup Coachella booked...
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Even Heisenberg Couldn’t Save The People’s Choice Awards Painfully Unfunny...
I don’t know who these PEOPLE are, but I would not choose to watch TV with them. Last night at the People’s Choice Awards, “the first awards show of the year,” The Big Bang Theory won Favorite Network...
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In And Outkast: 10 Bands That Reunited For Coachella
We mentioned it last night, but it’s worth bringing up again: OUTKAST IS BACK, BABY. (Also, the Replacements!) Big Boi and André 3000 will play their first show in approximately forever in April, at...
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This Chinese Millionaire Has A Business Card That Puts Patrick Bateman’s To...
Chen Guangbiao is worth $740 million, but that’s not the most interesting thing about the Chinese businessman who’s trying to buy the New York Times — no, that would be that he’s the Most Influential...
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