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Ranking The Many Eras Of Matthew McConaughey, From Worst To Best
It wasn’t long ago that Matthew McConaughey was a joke. And not a good one, either. Circa 2008, he was known for three things: Dazed and Confused, the bongo incident, and squandering his talent on...
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A Texas Firefighter Used Beer To Put Out A Blaze
To alcohol, the cause of… Capt. Craig Moreau and his wife on Monday night were driving home after a trip to Austin when they came upon an 18-wheeler on fire. Moreau and the trucker, whose rig had...
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Let’s Help V Magazine Answer Why Kate Upton Can’t Keep Her Clothes On
On their February 2014 cover, V Magazine asked a question that has stumped exactly no one for precisely no amount of years: “Why Can’t Kate Upton Keep Her Clothes On?” Let editor Stephen Gan explain:...
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This Tiny Woman Ate A 72-Ounce Steak In Under Three Minutes
Look out, Lucy Lawless: Ron Swanson has found a new lover. Her name is Molly Schuyler, and when not working at Applebee’s, she eats obscene amounts of food, as opposed to serving obscene food....
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Stevie Nicks On ‘American Horror Story’ Made No Sense, But It Was Still Great
Ryan Murphy is like a far less talented Matthew Weiner: he does things just ’cause he can. Whereas Weiner’s “things” include blowing your whole budget on a single Beatles song, Murphy instead writes...
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What’s On Tonight: ‘Parks And Recreation’ Follows ‘Community,’ And All Is Right
Community (NBC, 8 p.m.) — Dean Pelton is on the case: he’s looking for the monster who’s been dropping coins down the back of people’s pants. I’m not naming names, but DENTAL PLAN LISA NEEDS BRACES....
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‘Community’ Recap: 10 GIFs From ‘Basic Intergluteal Numismatics’ That Are...
Half the fun of watching Community is figuring out what the hell Community is parodying. Think back to “Critical Film Studies”, and the moment you realized what was going: an NBC sitcom, airing at the...
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Treat Yo’ Self To The 10 Best GIFs From Last Night’s ‘Parks And Recreation’
If you’re going to London, might as well drop by France, too. Especially if NBC’s footing the bill. Leslie and Ben’s spontaneous trip to the City of Light was a sweet ending to a mostly lightweight...
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Leonardo DiCaprio And Jonah Hill Are Making A ‘Hip-Hop Drama Series’ With Q-Tip
Leonardo DiCaprio and Jonah Hill are going from The Wolf of Wall Street to A Tribe Called Quest. The Laurel and Hardy of Quaalude addicts have partnered with rapper Q-Tip on what Deadline calls a...
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We Can’t Handle The Truth If Aaron Sorkin Is Dating Courtney Love, As Is...
Please, please, please let this rumor be true. Sources exclusively tell Page Six that [Aaron] Sorkin, 52, and [Courtney] Love, 49, have been seeing each other for a few months while she’s been staying...
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So Anne Hathaway Almost Died This Week
Were it not for the brave efforts of a surfer, brah, the world would have been deprived of one of its foremost Carrie Mathison impressionists. While swimming in Hawaii on Wednesday, Anne Hathaway got...
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Things Got Awkward When A Reporter Asked Lena Dunham Why She’s Always Naked
So, this happened yesterday. Lena Dunham remained cool and reasonably civil when a male writer during a Television Critics Association panel here asks her why “your character is often naked at random...
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Scarlett Johansson: There Are Disadvantages To Having My Amazing Body
Scarlett Johansson is receiving career-best reviews for her role in Spike Jonze’s Her, a movie in which you never actually see ScarJo, only hear her pre-coffee, morning-after-sex voice. That must be a...
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Parquet Courts Got ‘Stoned’ On ‘Fallon’ Last Night
Brooklyn-based, Pavement-gone-punk band Parquet Courts released their raucous debut album Light Up Gold last year, but they didn’t make their network debut TV until last night, when they wore their...
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Jay Z Did An Interview In 1997 Sitting Next To Two Women Engaged In Oral Sex
(via Getty Image) Jay Z better turn off Beyoncé’s Google Alert for him; otherwise, she’s gonna be in for quite the surprise. Reddit uncovered video of an interview Jay Z did in 1997, around the time of...
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Jennifer Lawrence Won The Golden Globes When She Creeped Up On Taylor Swift
T-Swift, meet J-Law. J-Law, stab T-Swift. (GIF via @twitney)
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Tina Fey And Amy Poehler’s Golden Globes Monologue Covered Sex, Snapchat, And...
Further proof that Tina Fey and Amy Poehler should host everything: their Golden Globes monologue mentioned Jonah Hill’s prosthetic penis and slavery, and both jokes were funny. As was Julia...
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Your Obligatory Aaron Paul ‘YEAH B*TCH’ Golden Globes GIF
Will we miss hearing Vince Gilligan’s accent during award show speeches? YEAH B*TCH. (Aaron Paul’s still going to be saying that in 50 years, when the cast meets up at Breaking Bad Con at a convention...
View ArticleThe ‘Game Of Thrones’ Season 4 Trailer Is No Longer Coming. It’s Here.
Up until this point, today sucked. My Panthers lost, the Peyton Manning vs. Tom Brady storyline is already insufferable, AND Matt Lauer wore that horrible beard to the Golden Globes. Gross. And then...
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Detective Diaz From ‘Brooklyn Nine-Nine’ In Glasses Is Your New Golden Globes...
I take it back: Stephanie Beatriz has won the Golden Globes, and all awards (no offense, Melissa Fumero). Consider this your Diaz’s Glasses/Brooklyn Nine-Nine appreciation thread. Few shows got as...
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