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Ronan Farrow Wasn’t Afraid To Share His Feelings For Woody Allen On Twitter
While Emma Stone rhapsodized about Woody Allen at the Golden Globes, conveniently leaving off The Curse of Jade Scorpion and Scoop, obviously the man’s two finest films, the most neurotic of Jews was...
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Listen To The Full Song From The New ‘Game Of Thrones’ Season 4 Trailer...
Declaring HBO the best network at making trailers is a bit like calling Nickelback the douchiest band from Canada named Nickelback — until the day TLC begins spending $30, instead of $20, on their...
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Taylor Swift Fans Are Still Pissed At ‘Rude’ Amy Poehler And Tina Fey
Short of Dog with a Blog from Dog with a Blog and the cat from Inside Llewyn Davis, I can’t think of a better duo to host an award show, or be my best friends, than Amy Poehler and Tina Fey. In case...
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The Case Of Duran Duran Vs. A Yogurt Company Threatens To Tear This Country...
When you think of things that wolves are hungry for, obviously yogurt is the first food that comes to mind, followed by human flesh. Famed yogurt manufacturer (I’ve always wanted to use those three...
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Johnny Cash Pulls A Tupac And Releases A ‘New’ Song, ‘She Used To Love Me a Lot’
Meanwhile, in Heaven, Johnny Cash and Tupac are locked in an epic game of table tennis that’s been going on non-stop for the past five years, minus a few minutes here and there for the music icons to...
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Just The Tip: 12 Of The Most Sploosh-Tastic Moments On ‘Archer’
Archer further blurred the line between “cartoon characters” and “I’m feeling really terrible about myself for being attracted to a drawing” last week when Sterling, Lana, Pam, Krieger, and Barry...
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Kaley Cuoco Made The ‘Look At My Golden Globes’ Joke, So You Don’t Have To
“The Golden Globes were named after Sofia Vergara’s boobs.” HARF HARF HARF. I’m not sure where The Big Bang Theory co-stars Kaley Cuoco and Melissa Rauch making a “holding our Golden Globes” joke on...
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What Could Go Wrong When Expecting Parents Let Reddit Name Their Child?
Surprisingly, nothing. Yet. Stephen has the most loving of wives: he somehow convinced her to let the Internet name their as-of-yet unborn child. According to the website he set up, their daughter is...
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What’s On Tonight: Slapsgiving III And ‘Archer’
How I Met Your Mother (CBS, 8 p.m.) — Slapsgiving 3! Caught in a slap, can’t walk out… 2 Broke Girls (CBS, 8:30 p.m.) — During football this weekend, every time that terrible CBS promo with the 1...
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You Probably Already Know The ‘Biggest Secret In The Music Industry’
PREPARE TO BE BLOWN AWAY (it’s really windy outside today) by POP MUSIC’S BIGGEST SECRET (which you probably already know). Over the weekend, a video from Boy in a Band began making the rounds; it...
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‘The Simpsons’ Had To Apologize For Calling Judas Priest ‘Death Metal’
Back in better days gone by, The Simpsons pissed off everybody: the city of New Orleans, first ladies, Fox, the Egg Council. Nothing was off-limits, and that rapscallion Bart Simpson was not only an...
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Real Estate Is Back With A New Album And Lovely New Song
“The band’s most collaborative, richly detailed album to date” is typically press release BS, but when it comes to Real Estate, I can believe it. The jangly Jersey bros greatly flushed out their sound...
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Zach Galifianakis And Louis C.K. Are Teaming Up For An FX Pilot
FX is the 1%. They keep accumulating (a) wealth (of great shows), while the other networks are left fighting for their scraps. Proof: as if Archer, Louie, The League, It’s Always Sunny, The Bridge,...
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10 Rare Dave Grohl Songs Everyone Should Hear
Dave Grohl is one of the most popular rock musicians still going strong these days, not to mention one of the coolest. But he’s more than just Nirvana and the Foo Fighters; the man has released...
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This Remake Of ‘Purple Rain’ Shot Entirely In The Sahara Desert Looks Amazing
I only have two complaints about Purple Rain, “Sex Shooter” isn’t on the soundtrack, and that it wasn’t called “Rain the Color of Blue with a Little Red In It.” That’s the translated title of a...
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All Your High School Friends Will Be Sharing ‘White People Crazy’ On Facebook...
It’s only a matter of time. “OMG WHITE peeps R INSANE.” “This is SO me.” “OBAMA HATES WHITE PEOPLE.” All your high school friends who you haven’t seen in five years, the Jasons and Judis of the world,...
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Important Prince On ‘New Girl’ Update: He’s A Nick And Jess Shipper
When last we checked in with “Prince on New Girl,” we learned that Prince would be on New Girl‘s Super Bowl episode and…that’s about it. Not that !!!PRINCE ON NEW GIRL!!! wasn’t enough; we just wanted...
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Both Christina Ricci And Jennifer Lawrence Inspired Memes. Neither Are...
It’s surprising that it’s taken this long for Internet hero Jennifer Lawrence to inspire a meme. Even Allison Williams had her moment in the sun* (*the sun is actually a fluorescent bulb in a lamp on...
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Philly-Based Band Hurry Will Bring Back Warm, Fuzzy Memories Of Early Weezer
Few things make me as happy as listening to Weezer’s Pinkerton in bed with the sheets thrown over my body, which is the only way to listen to Weezer’s Pinkerton. “In my blanket fort, it’s like Make...
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Bruce Springsteen Was Born To Mock Chris Christie With Jimmy Fallon On ‘Late...
Quick. Name all the things Chris Christie was born to do. Um, close bridges! Eat! Play Rex Ryan in Rex Ryan: The Movie and its kids movie spinoff, T-Rex Ryan! Or, you could do something far more...
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