Archer further blurred the line between “cartoon characters” and “I’m feeling really terrible about myself for being attracted to a drawing” last week when Sterling, Lana, Pam, Krieger, and Barry showed up on Reddit Gone Wild. It’s a good thing Cheryl didn’t join them; otherwise, I’d be at my therapist’s office right now, and for the rest of this week. Hey, speaking of this week: ARCHER IS BACK ON FX TONIGHT AT 10 P.M. Splooshes all around.
To celebrate, let’s have a look at some of the ISIS staff’s most specific kinks and fetishes (this list could be nothing but Pam and Cheryl). After all, you can lie, but your boner can’t.
Cheryl — being choked
Cheryl — getting murdered
Krieger — homeless people
Krieger — nouns and verbs
Krieger — virtual girlfriends
Pam — Burt Reynolds: the movies
Pam — Burt Reynolds: the person
Pam — Lana’s fingers
Ray — his spacesuit
Sterling — his mom’s death?
Sterling — Lana shooting a gun in her lingerie, obviously
Sterling — killing pirates
