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Just How Many Famous Actresses Has Adam Duritz Inexplicably Dated?
Getty Image How are you feeling today? Good? Happy? Young? Well, you’re not — YOU’RE OLD. Here’s why. Yup, that’s Counting Crows lead singer Adam Duritz, he of the saddest dreads known to bird- and...
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Anna Paquin Gave Larry King A Crash Course In Bisexuality
Getty Image During a recent episode of Larry King Now, the red-wine loving host interviewed Anna Paquin, and he seemed particularly interested in the True Blood star’s sexuality. As in, he kept asking...
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The Killers Top This List Of The ‘Weirdest’ Song Lyrics Ever, Say Humans (Not...
Getty Image When I think of “weird” song lyrics, I think of, well, I don’t think of them, because I’m not sure what that means. “I don’t know about you but I’m feeling 22″ might seem odd to a crusty...
View ArticleNo One Has Ever Danced As HARD As This Lady Did To ‘Pump Up The Jam’
Technotronic should send a thank you card and gift certificate to the Gap to the dancing queen in mom jeans in the video above, who’s doing her best to bring back “Pump Up the Jam.” And boy does she...
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This Horrible Guy Kicked A Squirrel Off The Edge Of The Grand Canyon
YOUTUBE The men in the video below did two things wrong: 1) they lured a squirrel to the edge of the Grand Canyon using breadcrumbs, then one of them kicked the bushy-tailed rodent off, and 2) they...
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Before ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy,’ James Gunn Made ‘Porn’ With Sasha Grey
YOUTUBE James Gunn is a busy man. Guardians of the Galaxy, which he directed and co-wrote, just came out, but he’s already working on Guardians of the Galaxy 2, which may or may not feature some of the...
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Watch Usain Bolt Dance To ‘I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles)’ Before A Race
Getty Image Some athletes get pumped by listening to Matthew McConaughey hit his chest; others require the Proclaimers singing about just how many miles they’d go before falling down at your door....
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Jon Voight Slammed Penelope Cruz And Javier Bardem For ‘Inciting Anti-Semitism’
Getty Image Attractive couple Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem knew they were opening themselves to a host of criticism when they wrote a letter published in a Spanish newspaper condemning Israel. And...
View ArticleThis Drunk Guy Getting Sprayed With A Hose Is In Peak ‘Don’t Care’ Mode
Look out, Jay Cutler, you’ve met your DOOOOONNNNTTTTT CAAAARRRREEEEE match. No one knows his name (not true), where he comes from (maybe), or how he wandered into the cameraman’s yard (also not true),...
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The Actor Who Played Slim Charles On ‘The Wire’ Was Stabbed In A Nightclub
HBO Actor and musician Anwan Glover, best known for his role as Prop Joe’s top lieutenant Slim Charles on The Wire, was stabbed inside a Washington D.C. nightclub early this morning. About 2 a.m....
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A Mascara-Smearing Teen Girl Took The Saddest Mugshot Ever
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Watch A Helpful Guide To (Nearly) Every Marvel Easter Egg
MARVEL Did MTV really collect “every Marvel Easter Egg” in one video, like they claim? Probably not, and I’m sure a million nerds are Hulk-smashing in rage at everything they missed (there’s...
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A Man Accidentally Shot Himself While Posing For A Facebook Selfie
FACEBOOK Oscar Otero Aguilar was a big fan of selfies, and he took one after another: in cars, with bottles of alcohol, surrounded by beautiful ladies. The 21-year-old veterinarian from Mexico City...
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Let’s Cast Jim Rash’s ‘Game Of Thrones’-Themed Episode Of ‘Community’
NBC Now that Community is coming back for a sixth season, Dan Harmon and the rest of the writers need to put down the no-no juice and start writing 13 episodes, they GUESS. Jim Rash, in an interview...
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Real Lesbians Acted Out Cosmopolitan’s Absurd Sex Positions Guide
COSMOPOLITAN For the first time in the magazine’s long, sexy history, Cosmopolitan, the only publication named after a drink (except for Slippery Bald Beaver Weekly), has offered sex advice to...
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THANKS OBAMA: 10 Times Barack Obama Was The President Of The Internet
Getty Image We all know that the REAL President of the Internet is some adorable hybrid of Jennifer Lawrence, Louis C.K., the cast of Game of Thrones, Anna Kendrick, Quentin Tarantino, the guy who made...
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Where Are They Now: ‘The Wire’ Supporting Characters Edition
HBO It’s unfortunate that the first time we’ve heard from “Slim Charles” in a bit had to be when he was stabbed in a Washington nightclub, but with a cast as large as the one The Wire had, it’s also...
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These Chill Teens Turned Their Parents’ Living Room Into A Pool
HAPPY PLACE We bag on teens all the time ’round these parts — mostly because they deserve it — but occasionally, I have to tip my mustard-stained fedora to Generation Sext. Take these two teenagers...
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Malia Obama (And The Secret Service) Went To Lollapalooza To See Chance The...
Via TWITTER If the movies have taught me anything, it’s that first kids are shades-wearing rebels who hang out with Secret Service Sinbad and float ominously over the White House. Also, Zachery Ty...
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What’s On Tonight: Martin Lawrence Is Kelsey Grammer’s New Niles
FX Bachelor In Paradise (ABC, 8 p.m.) — Series premiere. Rejected bachelors and bachelorettes from previous seasons return to try to find love before inevitably failing and opening up another bottle of...
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