Orlando Bloom Tried To Punch Justin Bieber For Flirting With Miranda Kerr
Getty Image Another day, another celebrity getting into a confrontation with Justin Bieber. The last time it happened, it was Leonardo DiCaprio, and now, according to TMZ, The Lord of the Rings star...
View ArticleThis Guy Took Shrooms At Comic-Con And Texted His Meltdown To His Girlfriend
TUMBLR Redditor “ansomble” was supposed to have a good time at San Diego Comic-Con. Instead, he went on a bad trip. Because he’s “a moron,” to quote the man himself, “ansomble” took a bunch of...
View ArticleThe Best Thing About ‘Mad Men’ Is Now Gone
AMC With all due respect to Don’s existential sadness, Roger’s sarcasm, Peggy’s spunk, Joan’s assests, Sally’s style, Betty’s bitch face, Bob Benson’s loud bathing suits, Pete’s receding hairline,...
View ArticleScott Aukerman Traded Places With Seth Meyers On ‘Late Night’
NBC Comedy Bang Bang just celebrated its 300th episode, but that’s not why Scott Aukerman was on Late Night with Seth Meyers — in fact, “podcast” might be one of the new Seven Words, along with “vlog”...
View ArticleBask In The Warming Glow Of The 30 Best Golden-Era ‘Simpsons’ TV References
FOX Despite all evidence to the contrary, maybe the Family Guy/Simpsons crossover episode will turn out not-embarrassing…possibly? As hard as I try, though, I can’t help but assume the worst about the...
View ArticleThe Best Around: Here Are Some Greatest Hits Albums Everyone Should Own
Getty Image The thinking goes, if someone ONLY owns The Essential Bruce Springsteen but still calls themselves a Springsteen fan, they’re full of it. That’s only half true, though — there are some...
View ArticleHow Many Of The 10 Most Popular ‘Guilty Pleasure’ Songs Do You Secretly Love?
Getty Image The idea of a “guilty pleasure song” is applicable to only those who feel shame, and as someone who thought the Michael Fassbender movie of the same name was a happy-go-lucky romp, all my...
View ArticleWe Have Radiohead To Thank For Justin Timberlake’s ‘SexyBack’
Getty Image GQ has a shiny new feature on their website that lists the 21 Albums from the 21st Century Every Man Should Hear, because only dudes are allowed to enjoy Back to Black? SORRY LADIES....
View ArticleHere’s The Single Most Unhealthy Meal You Can Eat At A Fast Food Restaurant
QUICK MEME The CEO of Red Robin, the most ambiguous of fast food chains (not only have I never eaten at one, I don’t even know where one is), can sleep easy tonight knowing that for the first time...
View ArticleWhile Justin Bieber And Orlando Bloom Fought, Miranda Kerr Posted A Topless...
INSTAGRAM The Justin Bieber vs. Orlando “Here Comes the” Bloom feud is getting ugly. We gave faint praise to the Beebs for posting a picture of Miranda Kerr, the apparent object of both their...
View ArticleA ‘Game Of Thrones’ Princess Had A Hilarious Response To Getting Recast
VINE Getting a role on Game of Thrones, one of the biggest shows on TV, is every actor’s dream. Getting recast? That’s a total nightmare. It’s one thing for the original Daario to leave because he...
View ArticleChris Pratt Got In Trouble With NBC For Flashing Amy Poehler
NBC Chris Pratt wants us to know this is serious stuff, you guys. So don’t start laughing when he tells about the time he got in trouble with NBC for flashing Amy Poehler. It happened in the second...
View ArticleMurder Is Murder: Morrissey Allegedly Told His Bodyguard To ‘Hurt’ A Fan
Getty Image Today in Morrissey: The Pope of Mope’s former bodyguard filed a lawsuit against Moz after he was allegedly fired for, oh, not “getting rid of” an administrator at the fansite Morrissey...
View ArticleWhere Does ‘The Big Bang Theory’ Rank In The History Of TV Salary Disputes?
CBS Yesterday we told you about season eight of The Big Bang Theory being delayed because certain members of the cast are holding out for some Friends-esque money (apparently Johnny Galecki still...
View ArticleSupreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg Loves It When You Compare Her To...
TUMBLR Ruth Bader Ginsburg became the unlikeliest of Internet icons for her dissent on the Hobby Lobby decision. She even has her own Tumblr-approved nickname: the Notorious R.B.G. It’s hard, if...
View ArticleLeonardo DiCaprio Was #TeamOrlando During The Bieber Vs. Bloom Fight
Warner Bros. Pictures Orlando Bloom trying to punch Justin Bieber over Miranda Kerr is already a wonderfully ridiculous thing to imagine, so why WOULDN’T Leonardo DiCaprio, who has a history with the...
View ArticleWhat’s On Tonight: Maggie Gyllenhaal In The Excellent Sounding ‘The Honorable...
SUNDANCE The Quest (ABC, 8 p.m.) — Series premiere. Oh boy, TV finally gets it first reality show about LARPers who must defend a fictional kingdom. ABOUT TIME. Rectify (Sundance, 9 p.m.) — “Daniel...
View ArticleYou Can Still See Fake ‘Breaking Bad’ Blood In Albuquerque
AMC When I traveled to Albuquerque last year to go on the Breaking Bad tour, I just so happened to visit the set the day the scene EW called the greatest of 2013 was being filmed. From my vantage point...
View ArticleHere’s What A Porno Looks Like Without All The Distracting Porn
YOUTUBE A porno without any actual porn is just a high school-level production of a famous production. Someone on YouTube had the bright idea to remove all the distracting sex from a Wizard of Oz porn...
View ArticleA Local News Station Aired Spider-Man Getting Punched Instead Of Ray Rice’s...
FOX Ray Rice is sorry for being a coward and beating his wife, but not as sorry as Spider-Man for getting into a fight with a stranger. KMSP FOX 9 News intended to show footage of Rice’s press...
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