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An MLB Player Used Matthew McConaughey’s Chest-Thumping Chant As His Walk-Up...
Paramount Pictures The best thing about being a professional baseball player isn’t the admiration of millions, or the money, or the groupies, or hanging out with Hank — it’s choosing your walk-up...
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‘I Am Not A Role Model’: Jennette McCurdy Responded To The Haters With A Post...
INSTAGRAM Jennette McCurdy is very aware that you’re (the grand “you’re,” not you in particular, obviously) #fapfapfap’ing while looking at photos of her, and she’s equally cognizant of how she’s...
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Nicki Minaj Rated The Butts Of Various Female Models On Instagram
Getty Image So Nicki Minaj has a new song coming out soon. It’s called “Anaconda,” and with a title like that and a cover like this, I’m sure it’s about as settle as Katy Perry’s “Peacock.” The second...
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Watch Keith Olbermann Annihilate The NFL For Being Tougher On Weed-Smoking...
ESPN2 If you’re an NFL player who gets caught smoking that EVIL wacky tobacky, you will be suspended for four games. If you’re an NFL player who gets caught beating his wife and dragging her...
View ArticleWatch A Russian Woman Perform A Striptease For The Cops So Her Car Won’t Get...
In an attempt to prevent her car from being towed away, a mysterious Russian woman performed a striptease for the traffic cops on sight, and even began using the tow truck as a pole to dance around....
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‘Paul’s Boutique’ Turns 25 Today, So Let’s Watch The Beastie Boys On ‘Soul...
Getty Image Today the Beastie Boys’ sophomore release, Paul’s Boutique, turns 25, which is the same number of years it takes to read the album’s complete list of samples and references. Even “Looking...
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This Is Probably The Most ‘Shocking’ Image You’ll See On The News All Year
IMGUR There is nothing funny about the Sydney teen who fell from a hotel balcony in a New Zealand ski resort and died. So it’s especially odd that no one in the Channel 9 graphics department bothered...
View ArticleBradley Cooper And Craig Ferguson Know How ‘Game Of Thrones’ Could Be Even...
One important video that got lost in the San Diego Comic-Con shuffle this weekend involves Game of Thrones, Guardians of the Galaxy star Bradley Cooper, and, OK, it might as well have been a Comic-Con...
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Ignored Comic-Con This Weekend? Here Are The 10 Most Important Things You...
Getty Image San Diego Comic-Con is suffocating, even when you’re 3,000 miles away. So, for next year, rather than try to literally beat the crowds in California or stay hunched over your laptop waiting...
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Report: Jay Z And Beyoncé Are Done Because He’s ‘Screwing’ This Pop Star
Getty Image If you listen to the New York Post, Jay Z and Beyoncé’s marriage is less “Let’s Stay Together” and more every single sad Al Green song. We ran through all the Jay and Bey divorce rumors...
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Lea Michele Is Also Going To Be On ‘Sons Of Anarchy’
Getty Image The list of guest stars for the seventh and final season of Sons of Anarchy either sounds like the best dinner party, or the worst. Marilyn Manson, Courtney Love, and Theo Huxtable have...
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Childish Gambino Called Himself ‘The Best Rapper’ Alive And Dissed Drake
Getty Image Donald “Childish Gambino” Glover had his “Control” moment in Sydney over the weekend, when during a live show, he called himself “the best rapper,” then proceeded to knock Kendrick Lamar,...
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Come Gather ‘Round And Watch A Cute Juggalette Twerk On A Severely Obese Juggalo
INSTAGRAM I wasn’t one of the lucky few who got nine Tetanus shots and packed a week’s supply of Faygo to survive last year’s Gathering of the Juggalos. So I can only assume that an attractive...
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Seth Rogen Drank Beer Out Of The Stanley Cup Like A Good Canadian, Eh?
Just as Americans wish that Olympic events we’re bad at could be replaced by brisket eating contests, so too do Canadians imagine that someday, they’ll be able to drink a warm beverage out of a...
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What’s On Tonight: Stringer Bell Drives Fast Cars In Scotland
BBC The Bachelorette (ABC, 8 p.m.) — Series premiere. Oh boy, I hope [female name] chooses [male name], and not that jerk [other male name]. Running Wild with Bear Grylls (NBC, 8 p.m.) — Series...
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Simon Pegg Might Be In ‘Star Wars,’ So Let’s Watch A Supercut Of ‘Star Wars’...
Getty Image Vulture recently caught up with Simon Pegg and asked him about his involvement with Star Wars: Episode VII, which is being directed by his buddy, J.J. Abrams. His answer was understandably...
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Has Anyone Seen The Panties Belonging To A Naked Girl Who Climbed Through A...
FOX In April 2013, 25-year-old Sara Elizabeth Soto was a viral sensation when she got naked and climbed through a doogy door. She was discovered in the bathtub belonging to a married couple in...
View ArticleDMX Screaming On An Amusement Park Ride Might Be The Most Entertaining Thing...
Unfortunately your browser does not support IFrames. We give TMZ a lot of sh*t around these parts — rightfully so! — but I’m finding it hard to be mad at those muckity-muckrakers today, because they...
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Zoe Saldana Posed Nude To Promote ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ (Or Something)
John Wright/Women’s Health Zoe Saldana’s done pretty well for herself in recent years. She’s had major parts in Star Trek, Star Trek: Into Darkness, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black...
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The New ‘Boardwalk Empire’ Teaser Will Make You Sad Its The Final Season
HBO The series finale of True Blood can’t get here soon enough, not only because Burnsy is slowly going insane while recapping it and we’re all worried about him, but also because once we’re done with...
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