Jon Stewart Has Launched A $10 Billion Kickstarter To Buy CNN
COMEDY CENTRAL Kickstarter is where indie movies are funded and potato salad dreams are made. But its true potential hasn’t been untapped until now: purchasing media conglomerates. On last night’s The...
View ArticleHere Are All The Reasons Why Beyoncé And Jay Z Are DEFINITELY Divorcing
Getty Image Type in “beyonce jay z breaking up reasons” into Google and here’s what you get: GOOGLE A new year, a new round of breakup rumors. It’s been that way since 2006, apparently, and it’s...
View ArticleNot So Weird Company: 7 Other Great Artists Who Waited For A #1 Album
Getty Image Weird Al Yankovic released his first album in 1983. It took him until this week to get his first #1 with Mandatory Fun. That 31-year gap is impressive, because he’s still relevant enough to...
View ArticleThe Teen Who Took A Smiling Concentration Camp Selfie Regrets Nothing
Via TWITTER You gotta give Breanna Mitchell, the Alabama teen who take a smiling selfie in front of Auschwitz, causing an Internet flame war not seen since the last time a teen did something really...
View ArticleThe New ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Trailer Is So Much Better With The Old...
PARAMOUNT Yesterday we all spit out our pizza in horror when we listened to the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song, then immediately picked up the slice from the ground, dusted it off, and...
View ArticleWe Can’t Imagine Why Craig Ferguson Was Distracted While Interviewing Irina...
Craig Ferguson might be rethinking his decision to step down as host of The Late Late Show after his interview with Irina Shayk, the lovely star of the new Hercules movie and your dreams. He was...
View ArticleA Random Woman Thought The Paparazzi Were Taking Photos Of Her, And Not The...
Getty Image I didn’t know who Karlie Kloss was an hour ago, but now she’s my new favorite supermodel [*the supermodels outside my door walk away sadly*]. Kloss, a Victoria Secret’s Angel who hosted the...
View ArticleDid ‘Dateline NBC’ Use This YouTuber’s Video Without Permission?
I never thought I’d say this, but Jack Donaghy was wrong. NBC Nowhere in that chart does it read “take YouTube video without permission,” something that a YouTuber really noticed Dateline NBC was...
View ArticleQuestlove Has Named The Song Of The Summer, So Now It’s Official
Getty Image When’s the last time you’ve legitimately enjoyed a Song of the Summer? It probably wasn’t last year, when “Blurred Lines” was EVERYWHERE. Or 2012, the year of all things Psy. Was it 2009...
View ArticleThe Rock’s Reddit AMA Was Crashed By Arnold Schwarzenegger (And ‘Archer’...
TWITTER Hercules isn’t going to be on anyone’s best movies of the year list (except Brett Ratner’s, which still includes Rush Hour 3 for some reason), but I’m still glad it’s coming out. That’s because...
View ArticleJennette McCurdy Knows Exactly What You’re Doing When You Look At Pictures Of...
Getty Image Last week, we told you all about that weirdly inappropriate Nickelodeon sitcom that was calling it quits after only a single season, mostly because one of its stars, Ariana Grande, is a...
View ArticleThis Guy Made A Documentary About How To Sneak Into Music Festivals
Since 2010, Marcus Haney has been to over 50 music festivals without every paying for a ticket. He’s attended Bonnaroo, Coachella, and even the Grammys, all because he knows how to make replica...
View ArticleGet To Know Dakota Johnson Before You *Get To Know Her* In ‘Fifty Shades Of...
Getty Image That noise you heard this morning was the sound of millions of middle-aged women moaning all at once. Get used to it, because every time the Fifty Shades of Grey trailer plays on your TV or...
View ArticleThe Most Popular Show On TV Still Doesn’t Have A Cast
CBS The first table read for season eight of The Big Bazinga Theory is next week, except oops, there’s a problem: none of the original cast members are under contract. Stars Jim Parsons, Johnny...
View ArticleA Genius Dad Is Revolutionizing The Water Balloon Game On Kickstarter
KICKSTARTER What’s better than one water balloon? ONE BILLION WATER BALLOONS, though we’ll settle for one hundred at once. “Wait, how is that possible?” you’re probably not asking. Well, say hello to...
View ArticleThis Pro-Choice Couple Trolled Anti-Abortionists With Some Clever Signs Of...
SATURDAY CHORES On certain Saturday mornings, instead of watching cartoons and ingesting dangerous amounts of cereal-flavored sugar like the average American, Grayson Haver Currin and his wife Tina...
View ArticleAll Hail The Queen: 6 Times Summer Glau Was Nerd Royalty
Getty Image Firefly. Serenity. Dollhouse. Angel. The Big Bang Theory. The Sarah Connor Chronicles. Chuck. The Cape (#SixSeasonsAndAMovie). Arrow. Superman/Batman: Apocalypse. Summer Glau’s filmography...
View ArticleWhat’s On Tonight: Probably The Best Show On TV Right Now
SUNDANCE Hollywood Game Night (NBC, 8 p.m.) — Dave Foley competes alongside Seth Green, Monica Potter, Jenna Elfman, Michael Ealy, and Katy Mixon, because Dave Foley has to be on every show. Gang...
View ArticleThis Man Got So Excited While Taking Real Estate Photos That He Forgot To Put...
FX Austin, Texas, is a great city for music festivals, barbeque, and putting your penis in real estate listings, apparently. Gawker was sent a link to a house for sale on HotPads, which in and of...
View ArticleTatiana Maslany Recreated A Scene From ‘Shaun Of The Dead’
HOLLYWOOD REPORTER Well, this is sure to make many a nerd very happy: Orphan Black‘s Tatiana Maslany, one of our favorite people, recreated a scene from Shaun of the Dead, one of our favorite movies,...
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