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Norm MacDonald Shared Some Great Elaine Stritch And James Garner Stories On...
Getty Image In the past couple of days, we’ve lost two legends in foul-mouthed Broadway star Elaine Stritch and Academy Award nominee James Garner. The two never worked together (although I would loved...
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The First Look At ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ Is Brought To You By Beyoncé
Getty Image Just in case you were worried that the Fifty Shades of Grey movie wasn’t going to make enough money to buy the world’s supply of horny middle aged women-themed wine because clearly no one...
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A ‘Simpsons’ Fan Made The Only Coca-Cola Name Bottle Worth Owning
FOX Parents are always going on and on about how the greatest gift in life anyone can receive is kids, to which I respond: bull plop. The only present worth being presented is a personalized “Bort”...
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These Drawings Of Other People’s Selfies Are The Only Good Selfies
IMGUR The concept behind French Girls, an app named after Kate Winslet’s immortal line in Titanic (the developers thought about going with a The Reader reference, until everyone remembered they hadn’t...
View ArticleSky News Apologized For The Most Tasteless Live Report You’ll Ever See
Sky News’ Colin Brazier was reporting live from the Eastern Ukraine crash scene of Malaysia Airlines Flight 17 over the weekend, and to make a point about…something, he began rummaging through a...
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FX Made A Ratings Decision That Could Change Television For The Better
FX Last Sunday’s The Strain premiere was a massive hit for FX, so why did it take the network nearly a week to release ratings information? The way things usually work is: show airs, network gets...
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‘The Simpsons’ Is Probably Going To Kill One Of Your Favorite Characters
FOX The list of deceased Simpsons characters is surprisingly long. There’s Frank Grimes, Maude Flanders, Bleeding Gums Murphy, and Mona Simpson, of course, but don’t forget about Aunt Gladys and Shary...
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The 5 Most Ridiculous Quotes From GQ’s Blowfish-Heavy Profile Of Kanye West
Patrick Demarchelier/GQ The only thing better than a new Kanye West album: a new Kanye West interview. He’s unquestionably a musical genius, and he’s not afraid to say as much. Words like...
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Is FX’s ‘Fargo’ Coming Back For Another Season? You Betcha.
FX We assumed as much, but now it’s official: FX has renewed Fargo for a second season. Noah Hawley will return as showrunner/creator/riddle-writer, but otherwise, everything else will be different:...
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Panic! At The Disco Will Donate $20 For Every Westboro Baptist Church Member...
Getty Image The Westboro Baptist Church must pick their targets by clicking the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button on Google. There’s no rhyme or reason to their hate, except that everyone is a Jew-sucking fag...
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Eddie Vedder Covered John Lennon’s ‘Imagine’ Because War Is Bad
Getty Image It sounds like a Rolling Stone wet dream, Eddie Vedder covering John Lennon’s “Imagine,” but it happened last Friday in Meco, Portugal. The Pearl Jam singer called it “the most powerful...
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What’s On Tonight: The ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ Cast On ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’
INSTAGRAM Steve Austin’s Broken Skull Challenge (CMT, 8 p.m.) — Summer TV is the WORST. E! Special: Prince George Turns One! (E!, 8:30 p.m.) — That’s too many exclamation marks for me. Backpackers (The...
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A ‘Game Of Thrones’ Fan Had The Correct Reaction To Being At The Same Wedding...
Via REDDIT Since “The Red Wedding” episode of Game of Thrones aired in June 2013, actor David Bradley has either been invited to ALL the weddings, or no weddings. On one hand, who wouldn’t want to take...
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There Is So Much Wrong With The New ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Theme Song
Getty Image Not to get all nostalgia-y and OMG SUCH A ’90S KID on you, but the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme is a good song. It accomplishes two things: it’s very catchy and says the words...
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This Florida Couple Took Their Time Having Sex On A Beach Before Getting...
FACEBOOK A Florida couple was arrested on Sunday afternoon for performing an X-rated version of From Here to Eternity: Tampa LAY. Jose “Benny” Caballero and Elissa Alvarez were charged with lewd and...
View ArticleWatch A 10-Year-Old Girl And Her Little Sister Own Slayer’s ‘War Ensemble’
While her giggly friends are riding pink ponies to the nearest mall, or whatever it is 10-year-old girls do, Audrey is at home, shredding. She’s an accomplished Rocksmith guitar player, and she...
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It’s Nice To Be Rich: Selena Gomez Celebrated Her Birthday On A Billionaire’s...
INSTAGRAM Y’know, I’m thinking of giving this whole “being rich” thing a shot. Having lots of dough always seemed like such a blasted bore, but now that I know money = celebrating your birthday on a...
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A ‘Community’ Star Is Getting A Show To Call His Very Own
GQ You might have heard that this show about communities, or something, is coming back for a sixth season, but that doesn’t mean its actors can’t find work elsewhere. Proof: Ken Jeong will star in an...
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The 20 ‘Simpsons’ Quotes You’re Most Likely To Hear In Everyday Conversation
FOX SEX. Now that I have your attention…It’s hard to go 24 hours without referencing The Simpsons at least once, even if you don’t realize you don’t realize you’re doing it. And it’s going to be damn...
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Jack White Went To A Chicago Cubs Game Last Night. He Looked Miserable.
Via DEADSPIN Jack White is more famous than the average Chicago Cubs fan, so to blend in at Wrigley Field, he looked like the average Cubs fan: miserable. “The Party of the Century” was no match for...
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