Dave Grohl And The Foo Fighters Gave Us The Best Ice Bucket Challenge, And...
Just when you thought the Ice Bucket Challenge craze had reached its peak (looking at you, Anna Kendrick and Kate Upton), here come Dave Grohl and the Foo Fighters, spoofing Carrie. It’s funny,...
View ArticleVanessa Bayer Is The Female Jerry Springer In Haim’s New Music Video
Haim continues to churn out music videos for their excellent 2013 album, Days Are Gone, including one for the A$AP Ferg remix of “My Song 5.” Besides the A$AP Mob rapper, there are also guest...
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Nickelback Is Back With A New Song And They Have Gone Full Crap Version Of...
Getty Image The ‘Back is back, baby! Three not-long-enough years since their last album, Nickelback not only signed a new record deal with Republic Records, but they also released a new song today....
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Li’l Sebastian Replaced The ‘Parks And Recreation’ Cast In The Season 6 Gag Reel
NBC There are a lot of things to like about the just-released Parks and Recreation season six gag reel. Nick Offerman dances, Aubrey Plaza can’t stop laughing while Chris Pratt paws around in a...
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Here’s Hugh Jackman Deadlifting 400 Pounds While Looking Like A Pirate
Via INSTAGRAM Hugh Jackman has transitioned from Wolverine’s ridiculous sideburns to a ridiculous beard for his role as Blackbeard in the gritty-so-and-so Pan movie. SO METHOD. That’s half the...
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On The Awkward Brilliance Of Taylor Swift’s ‘Shake It Off’ Music Video
YOUTUBE In September 2002, Christina Aguleria released her scuzzy hit, “Dirrty,” which is just as gross as its double-r’s imply. I was a 15-year-old boy at the time, so obviously I was a big fan of the...
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A ‘Dating Naked’ Cast Member Is Suing VH1 Because You Saw Her Crotch On TV
VH1 After only reading the first word of the show’s name, Dating Naked cast member Jessie Nizewitz is suing VH1 for $10 million because viewers at home saw her naked…while she was dating. During an...
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Molly Ringwald’s Adorable Daughter Posed Like Her Mom When She Saw A ‘Sixteen...
TWITTER Molly Ringwald being a mom will never not be weird. She should always be the age she was in Sixteen Candles (I don’t remember the exact number). But now, instead of portraying the titular role...
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What’s On Tonight: They’ll Never Stop ‘The Simpsons,’ So Watch The ‘Rectify’...
SUNDANCE The Simpsons (FXX, all the time) — “Bart the Daredevil” at 8 p.m. “The Way We Was” at 10 p.m. “Lisa’s Substitute” at 1:30 a.m. “Stark Raving Dad” at 3:30 a.m. Full schedule here. Inside the...
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The UPROXX Guide To Who Should (And Will) Win At The 2014 Emmys
HBO The 66th Primetime Emmy Awards are next Monday, August 25th. So there’s no confusion to how we feel about who should and who will win, we’re making our predictions now. Danger, Dustin, Dan, and...
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Showrunner Al Jean Knows Exactly How ‘The Simpsons’ Should End
FOX The first scene of the first episode of The Simpsons takes place in Springfield Elementary. Homer, Marge, and Maggie are there to see Lisa dance as Tawanga, the Santa Claus of the South Seas, and...
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Jack White Finally Addressed His Grumpy Baseball Face
TWITTER When TV cameras caught Jack White with a facial expression that sums up the entire Chicago Cubs history (except Rookie of the Year), his grumpy scowl went super-viral. He’s since gone to other...
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A Porn Star Wants New Boobs, So She’s Having A ‘Ball-A-Thon’ To Pay For Them
FACEBOOK Zoe Zebra, star of Audition XXX Quebec and Hot Lesbians but you already knew that, is an, ahem, adult movie performer who would like bigger boobs. To help pay for said bigger boobs, Zebra is...
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A Dame To Look For: Six Times You May Have Seen Eva Green’s Awesome Boobs
Dimension Films Sin City: A Dame to Kill For is a better title than it is a movie, but it could’ve been even better. If Dimension Films had been smart, they would have renamed it Sin City: Eva Green’s...
View ArticlePatrick Stewart’s Ice Bucket Challenge Video Is Super Classy, Unlike Benedict...
The Ice Bucket Challenge video craze ought to be winding up any day now. But here are two more famous people who just joined in on the soaking wet fun: Patrick Stewart and Benedict Cumberbatch....
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Of Course Someone’s Selling A $40 Ice Bucket Challenge Halloween Costume
YOUTUBE There are only 69 days, or 99,991 minutes, left until Halloween…OH GOD, now there are only 99,990 mintutes, and I STILL don’t have a costume. What am I going to do? Can I use my Ikea Monkey...
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Lizzy Caplan Spoke To The New York Times Magazine About Dildos And Tom Arnold
SHOWTIME Emmy nominee (and future Emmy winner, if Dan and I have anything to say about it) Lizzy Caplan recently spoke to the New York Times about her excellent show, Masters of Sex, dildos, and Tom...
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R.I.P. ‘True Blood,’ So Here’s A Supercut Of The Show’s Most Memorable Deaths
HBO A scientific power ranking of True Blood‘s best deaths, based on the supercut below: 5. Sam shifting inside Rosalyn. 4. Lorena puking blood. 3. Sam gutting Maryann while he’s a bull. 2. Eric taking...
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Katy Perry And Riff Raff Came To The VMAs Dressed As Britney Spears And...
MTV Gee. That’s a familiar outfit, Katy Perry. Getty Image Either it’s an intentional homage, or it’s a good time to be in the hideous denim business. Filed under: Music Tagged: Britney Spears, JUSTIN...
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Chelsea Handler Thanked Taylor Swift For The Whitest VMAs Performance Ever
Getty Image This may shock you, but Taylor Swift is white. Like, SUPER white. It’s true, and her leggy VMAs performance of “Shake It Off” was proof. Just ask Taylor Swift’s drunk aunt Chelsea Handler,...
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