Kim And Her Sisters Texting During The VMAs Ferguson Tribute Was Peak Kardashian
TWITTER Wedged into a very boring award show was a very awkward tribute to Ferguson. MTV picked the right man to do it, Common, but the live stream chose the wrong people to focus on: the Kardashians,...
View ArticleThe World’s Most Beautiful Woman Is This Mashup Of Jennifer Lawrence And...
Via MOVIE PILOT Piss off, Gwyneth Paltrow, there’s a new Most Beautiful Woman in town. Her name is Jennifer Johansson — Scarlet Lawrence sounds too much like the name a plantation owner’s daughter —...
View ArticleLouis C.K. Introduced Dave Chappelle At A Surprise Comedy Show This Weekend
Getty Image The last time Dave Chappelle performed in Hartford, he walked offstage after being heckled by some frat bros. Things got so bad that after the show, the legendary standup made shirts that...
View ArticleThe Internet’s Funniest Reactions To The Flaccid ‘True Blood’ Series Finale
HBO When the best thing about an episode of television, let alone an episode of television that happens to be a series finale, is the song that plays over the end credits, that’s probably not a good...
View ArticleYou Might Not See Cersei’s Boobs On ‘Game Of Thrones’ Because Of God
HBO There is an important scene in George R.R. Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire series involving one character being naked. I know what you’re thinking, “Is HBO allowed to show someone in their birthday...
View ArticlePrince Is Going To Release Two New Albums On The Same Day Next Month
Getty Image The original fresh Prince, who put out 10 albums in the 1990s, has slowed down from that Guided by Voices-esque rate. It’s been four years since the Oh So Purple One’s last full-length...
View ArticleChecking In With The Cast Of ‘My So-Called Life’ 20 Angsty Years Later
ABC The first time I watched My So-Called Life, one of the great one-and-done shows of all-time, was in the summer of 2005. I had just graduated from college and was broke, and because the only job I...
View ArticleMartin Scorsese May Direct HBO’s ‘Shutter Island’ Adaptation, ‘Ashecliffe’
PARAMOUNT True Blood is (mercifully) over and Boardwalk Empire and The Newsroom will wrap up soon, too, so HBO will soon have some holes to plug in their still-ample schedule. One option: a TV adaption...
View ArticleCharli XCX Takes A Field Trip To The Lingerie Store In Her ‘Break The Rules’...
YOUTUBE Every generation gets the high school they deserve. The 1970s had Rock ‘n’ Roll High School; the 1980s, wherever the Breakfast Club went; the 1990s, Bayside; and no one went to school in the...
View ArticleWhat’s On Tonight: Will ‘Breaking Bad’ Win ALL The Emmys, Or Just Most?
Getty Image The 66th Primetime Emmy Awards (NBC, 8 p.m.) — GO everyone you want to win (Breaking Bad and Louie). BOO everyone you don’t want to win (The Big Bang Theory and Modern Family). The Simpsons...
View ArticleSarah Silverman May Have Been Super High And Everyone Was Talking About Her...
E! The fan-cam caught the Kardashians doing what the Kardashians do best last night at the VMAs. If someone doesn’t have a camera on Sarah Silverman for the entire Emmys, America is missing out. I’m...
View ArticleBryan Cranston Kissing Julia Louis-Dreyfus Is The ‘Breaking Bad’ Of Emmy GIFs
UPROXX Julia Louis-Dreyfus winning Best Actress In a Comedy Series for Veep wasn’t a surprise (still happy!), but Bryan Cranston and his evil, tying-a-damsel-in-distress-to-railroad-tracks mustache...
View Article‘Weird Al’ Yankovic Politely Begged George R.R. Martin To Get Back To Writing
In theory, Weird Al singing the theme songs to popular TV shows sounds good. In execution, though, it was merely OK, until he got to Game of Thrones, and then Andy Samberg dressed as Joffrey while...
View ArticleWhen ‘Bad’ Is Good: Ten Thoughts On The 2014 Emmys
Getty Image You’ve read the live chat, seen the winners, and now we have Emmy Awards THOUGHTS. 1. Breaking Bad had to win. As great as the existential pulp of True Detective was, there was no way it...
View ArticleDonald Glover Is Finally Playing Spider-Man
Via UPROXX The campaign to cast Donald Glover as Spider-Man was very much an Internet Thing a few years ago. There was a Twitter campaign, and Glover even wore Spidey pajamas on Community. Unlike most...
View ArticleHere’s Why You Should Be Very Excited For Bob Dylan’s Next Album
COLUMBIA In 1966, Bob Dylan got into a motorcycle wreck that nearly killed him. It also saved his life: he ditched the pills, the booze, and the speed-influenced lifestyle that makes Dont Look Back a...
View ArticleAn Evil Father Secretly Filmed His Daughter Posing For Selfies
If Hannah Horvath is the voice of a generation, then the teenage girl in the video above is the face. Proud parent Rod Beckham took note of “a lot of movement in his rear view mirror and realized his...
View ArticleSarah Silverman’s Emmys Press Conference Was Better Than Any Acceptance Speech
Getty Image Cranston or McConaughey wasn’t the biggest question at the Emmys. It was, “What is Sarah Silverman on, and can I have some?” The obvious answer is weed, considering she proudly showed off...
View ArticleIt Looks Like ‘Full House’ Is Coming Back With Most Of The Original Cast
ABC Everywhere you look, everywhere you go, there’s a not very good 1990s show being revived. Boy Meets World and Saved By the Bell have already received their 21st century facelifts in the mostly...
View ArticleInvestigation: Is Ariana Grande Wearing A Diaper In The ‘Bang Bang’ Music Video?
YOUTUBE The infantilization of Ariana Grande has finally gone too far: now she’s wearing diapers while singing about banging. OK, that’s probably not what’s actually happning in her Beats by Dre...
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