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There’s Only One Right Choice For The ‘SNL’ Season 40 Premiere Host
Getty Image SNL has spent most of its offseason shedding cast members, including Mulaney star Nasim Pedrad and the show’s answer to Ann Veal, Brooks “Him?” Wheelan, but earlier this week, Lorne...
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The ‘BoJack Horseman’ Theme Was Written By A Familiar Rock Star (And His Uncle)
YOUTUBE Netflix’s weirdo animated series BoJack Horseman was released last Friday, but you’re forgiven if you haven’t checked it out yet. You had things to see, people to do — those ice buckets weren’t...
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‘I Want To Go To There': 25 ‘30 Rock’ Quotes We Still Think About Every Day
NBC I’m going to let you all in on a little secret: the UPROXX staff basically only talks to each other in The Simpsons and 30 Rock quotes. Approximately 78% of our conversations mention something that...
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‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ Is Now The Highest Grossing Movie Of The Year
MARVEL Good things happen to good movies with great talking racoons. Guardians of the Galaxy added another $3.8 million to its box office total last night (another way of phrasing that: $3.8 million...
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Someone Really Needs To Adopt The World’s Saddest-Looking Cat
Purrfectpals While that no good sell-out Grumpy Cat continues to rake in the thousands (millions? BILLIONS?!?), there’s a kitten out there with an emotional face who’s looking for a home. Her name’s...
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Mark Wahlberg Won’t Attend His Brother’s Wedding Because He Reportedly Hates...
Getty Image Won’t somebody please think of the Wahlburgers? Donnie Wahlberg is getting married to Jenny McCarthy this weekend, and the guest list is a who’s who of C-list talent (probably): Billy...
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Aubrey Plaza Helped A Naked Kathy Griffin With Her Ice Bucket Challenge
YOUTUBE In case you’ve ever wondered what it would look like for a Parks and Recreation cast member and a Backstreet Boy to pour ice-cold water on a comedian, who then pushes said Backstreet Boy into a...
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Watch Rare Footage Of Pre-Pop Star Katy Perry From 2001
VIMEO Before she became one of the most famous pop stars in the world, Katy Perry was the almost-famous Katy Hudson, a Christian rock singer who was more Alanis Morissette than Madonna. Her eponymous...
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Finding A Giant Spider In Your Coke Bottle Is Your New Worst Nightmare
METRO As if you weren’t already afraid of spiders being in your hair, in your toilet, in your burrito, in your ears, and in your EVERYWHERE, now be aware that Charlotte may be drowning in your bottle...
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Here Is Bill Hader’s List Of 200 Movies Every Comedy Writer Should See
Getty Image In his new book Poking a Dead Frog: Conversations with Today’s Top Comedy Writers, Mike Sacks, who previously got Paul Fieg to share his Freaks and Geeks character bible, asked Bill Hader...
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This Is The Mugshot Of A Meth Addict Who Splashed His Face With Toilet Water
My Fox Chicago Christopher Fulton is a bad man. He got high on meth and tried to rob a home…while shirtless. But he did a good thing: he finally got the words “meth,” “toilet water,” and “mugshot” in...
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Ariana Grande’s Brother, Others Joked About Raping ‘Big Brother’ Houseguest...
Getty Image I haven’t watched Big Brother since the season where Puck called Olmec a snake in front of Jeff Probst (I may be mixing up a few shows), but I’m aware that Ariana Grande’s brother, Frankie,...
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Nearly $100,000 Has Been Raised For The Gay Teen Who Filmed His Family...
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Here Are The 15 Greatest Nude Scenes Of All-Time, According To Mr. Skin
Universal Studios The man of skin, Mr. Skin, has been “fast-forwarding to the good parts” for 15 years now. To celebrate, he ordered a cake in the shape of Phoebe Cates, then ranked the 150 greatest...
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Mark Wahlberg Apologized For Missing His Brother’s Wedding On Instagram
Getty Image Like a Doug Loves Movies bit come to life, Mark Wahlberg decided not to attend his brother’s wedding yesterday, possibly because he and his wife hate the woman Donnie’s marrying, Jenny...
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A Stripper-Turned-Barista Owner Made Millions Because She Sold More Than Just...
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View ArticleThis Woman Got A Little Too Excited On An Amusement Park Ride
HBO’s Curb Your Enthuasiam is never going to return to our lives, probably, but its influence is still being felt all over the world. For instance, a woman recently did an amazing Susie impression...
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The Phones Of Jennifer Lawrence And Other Celebs Were Hacked And Naked Photos...
Getty Image The world has been waiting years to see Jennifer Lawrence naked (51,800 Google results can’t be wrong), but not like this. NOT LIKE THIS. A hacker claims to have gotten access to J-Law’s...
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Angelina Jolie’s Wedding Dress Was Covered With Her Kids’ Drawings
Getty Image September 1st is the new Christmas for the folks over at People.com, because that’s the day they published EXCLUSIVE photos from the private wedding of sexy, cool couple Brad Pitt and...
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Everyone’s Mad At Ricky Gervais For What He Said About The Nude Photo Leak
Getty Image One of the reasons why people like Jennifer Lawrence so much is because she seems like a “normal” celebrity, someone who calls Pizza Hut at 2 a.m. while wearing stained sweatpants, JUST...
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