There’s One ‘Game Of Thrones’ Question You Should Never Ask George R.R. Martin
Getty Image Over the past two months, George R.R. Martin estimates that he’s done “maybe as many as a hundred” interviews, leaving very little time for writing his Beauty and the Beast reboot. Oh yeah,...
View ArticleLouis C.K.’s Bit On ‘The Cloud’ Is Very Relevant Since The Nude Photo Leak
Getty Image Where once seemingly every standup comedian had an entire five-minute bit on answering machines, now the Louis C.K.s of the world are fascinated by the technological invention know as THE...
View ArticleThe New TV On The Radio Song, ‘Happy Idiot,’ Is Really, Really Good
TV on the Radio will howl forever, or at least until people get tired of listening them. Hopefully that won’t be for awhile, because the first single from their upcoming album, Seeds (due out November...
View ArticleJohn Oliver, Nick Offerman, And Kate McKinnon Made A Fake News Show With...
YOUTUBE Now that Piers Morgan has left CNN, I believe, nay, demand that his timeslot be filled by John Oliver and Cookie Monster. Actually, scratch that: get rid of everyone on CNN (and Fox News and...
View ArticleHBO Is Making A ‘New, Four-Episode Comedy’ With Flight Of The Conchords
HBO Since 2009, when Flight of the Conchords wrapped up its marvelous two-season run on HBO, Bret McKenzie has won an Academy Award, a fact that he probably brings up around Jemaine Clement all the...
View ArticleThey Can Have Him: Justin Bieber Was Arrested In Canada For Assault
Getty Image Justin Bieber, who has spent either 700 years a few hours in jail (I’m not sure anymore), was arrested in Canada on Friday. (I could stop this story here and it wouldn’t matter, because...
View ArticleSofia Vergara And Joe Manganiello Took To Instagram To Taunt Us With Their...
INSTAGRAM During the Not-So-Great Celebrity Nude Photo Leak of 2014, Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello were in Mexico, showing off their bodies the way they were meant to be seen: with consent. The...
View Article‘Boardwalk Empire’ Will Have A Definitive Ending, Unlike ‘The Sopranos’
HBO The fifth and final season of Boardwalk Empire begins this Sunday, which means we’re only eight weeks away from judging the entirety of the show based on a single episode. OK, that’s unfair, but...
View ArticleThis ‘Every Mumford & Sons Song’ Parody Is Spot On
If your favorite Mumford & Songs song is the one that starts off slow…before the strumming gets INTENSE (which one? All of them), then the video above is for you. Dion Beary plays “Every Mumford...
View Article‘Arrested Development’ Wants Your Fan Art For The Season 4 DVD Cover
NETFLIX Good news for the three people in the world who prefer waiting until streaming shows are available in the form of sharp discs: Arrested Development season four is coming to DVD. And they need...
View ArticleJennifer Lawrence’s Lawyers May Hit A Legal Snag In Trying To Remove Her Nude...
Getty Image A whole bunch of people are going to get in a lot of trouble for the nude celebrity photo leak — it’s just a matter of finding the culprits, and then figuring out exactly what they can be...
View ArticleKendrick Lamar And Flying Lotus Teamed Up For ‘Never Catch Me’
Getty Image While Kendrick Lamar was on the Yeezus tour with Kanye West, he was introduced to Flying Lotus. It was apparently the start of a beautiful friendship, because Kendrick assisted Flying with...
View ArticleBillboard’s Official Song Of The Summer Is Exactly What You Think It Is
Getty Image In the most expected news since my doctor told me to lay off the vodka and cupcakes, Billboard has named Iggy Azalea and Charli XCX’s “Fancy” THE Song of the Summer, ’cause all you other...
View ArticleHere’s An Exclusive Look At The ‘Inside Game Of Thrones: Seasons 3 & 4′ Book
HBO With all due respect to Kramer, the ultimate coffee table book is Inside HBO’s Game of Thrones: Seasons 1 & 2. Think about all the conversations it can start: “Oh, so you like boobs and...
View ArticleThe ‘Little Rascals’ Movie Came Out 20 Years Ago, So The Cast Recreated The...
TWITTER The Little Rascals, a not very good movie (those Darla and Alfalfa scenes last FOREVER) that I’m still thankful for because it introduced me to Hal Roach’s wonderful Our Gang shorts, came out...
View ArticleThe Stars Of ‘Airplane!’ Reunited To Promote Tourism In Wisconsin
YOUTUBE Airplane! is one of the 10 funniest movies of all-time. This will not be argued, so I’m moving on to my next point: because Airplane! is one of the 10 funniest movies of all-time, I will watch...
View ArticleBenedict Cumberbatch Gave A Very Drunk Acceptance Speech Last Night
Getty Image Whimsical British toy Benedict Cumberbatch took home the prestigious (?) Actor of the Year trophy at the GQ Men of the Year Awards last night, and during his acceptance speech, he turned...
View ArticleA High School Homecoming Dance Was Called Off Because Of Miley Cyrus’ Butt
YOUTUBE Lest you think Footloose takes place in a fictional land where Bacon is a person and not a delicious meat, a high school principal in Bennington, Vermont, has cancelled the homecoming dance...
View Article‘The Daily Show’ Covered The Nude Photo Leak By Ruining A Childhood Classic
COMEDY CENTRAL The Daily Show finally got around to covering the nude celebrity photo leak during last night’s episode, and rather than blame the famous pretty people who took the pictures, like...
View ArticleListen To A Collection Of Arcade Fire’s Most Memorable ‘Reflektor’ Tour Covers
Getty Image After nearly 80 dates, Arcade Fire finally wrapped up their Reflektor tour in Montreal last week, giving them plenty of time to gorge on organic poutine or whatever it is Canadian...
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