How ‘Game Of Thrones’ Plans To Handle Another Main Character Who’s Almost Out...
HBO Get it out of your system now: Hodor Hodor Hodor. OK, let’s move on. We passed along the news yesterday that one of your favorite Game of Thrones characters, Hodor, won’t appear on the show next...
View ArticleSome Creep Will Display Kate Upton And Jennifer Lawrence’s Leaked Photos In...
Getty Image In high school and college, everything is art, because everything is meaningful. The Pepsi can crushed by a Nike shoe? You have to take a black and white photo of that; it’s a metaphor for...
View ArticleDropping Rafi Bombs: The 10 Dirtiest Things Jason Mantzoukas Has Ever Said
FXX Welcome to Psychopath Week here on UPROXX. Yesterday, we more than implied that It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia‘s Dennis is a terrible human being, but he’s well adjusted compared to his FXX...
View Article‘Mutant Giant Spider Dog’ Is The Only Prank Worth Pulling
The common YouTube prank is about as useful as a fake ID in a dry county: they’re not funny or clever, and you can barely see what’s going on, not because you’re covering your eyes out of terror, but...
View ArticleA College Student Emailed Her Professor To Cut Class For Beyoncé’s Birthday
Getty Image Beyoncé fandom is its own sort of religion. There are the believers, and everyone else is wrong. To continue with this probably sacrilegious analogy, Twitter user @michonjanieceIV is ready...
View ArticleWhat’s On Tonight: FOOTBALL IS BACK
Getty Image The Quest (ABC, 8 p.m.) — If you watch this instead of football, you’re a [INSERT OGRE GIF HERE]. Thursday Night Football (NBC, 8:30 p.m.) — It doesn’t matter if you’re not a Seahawks or...
View ArticleWatch This Guy Drink An Entire Bottle Of Jack Daniel’s In 15 Seconds
It’s like Andy Warhol once said, everyone’s famous for 15 seconds on the Internet, then they get alcohol poisoning. Will Williams proved the haters wrong when he drank an entire bottle of Jack...
View ArticleSofia Vergara Is The Year’s Highest-Paid TV Actress By A Wide Margin
Getty Image Everything’s coming up Vergara. Her show, Modern Family, won Outstanding Comedy Series at the Emmys for the 28th year in a row. She’s dating marble slab Wolverine. AND she’s the highest...
View ArticleThis Poor Woman Had To Deal With The World’s Biggest D-Bag On Tinder
Paramount Pictures As a married man who isn’t a character from a Judd Apatow movie, I’ve never been on Tinder, but based on what I’ve learned about the horniest of apps, everyone on it is either a...
View ArticleLet’s Watch Joan Rivers Interview Hüsker Dü About Selling Out
Getty Image On April 27, 1987, Joan Rivers welcomed “one of the most prolific rock groups in the country,” Hüsker Dü, to her titular talk show. It’s immediately clear that Joan has no idea who they...
View ArticleComedy Legend Werner Herzog To Guest Star On ‘Parks And Recreation’
Getty Image Here’s what we know about the final season of Parks and Recreation: some of it will take place in Chicago, and that fresh off his appearance at the Unprecedented Defence of the Fortress...
View ArticleThe Eight Film And TV Performances From The Summer Of 2014 Worth Remembering
Getty Image The kids are back in school, the pumpkin beer is out way earlier than it should be, and there’s not another national holiday until Thanksgiving. Fall doesn’t officially begin until...
View ArticleBFF Empire: Steve Buscemi’s Roles In Adam Sandler’s Movies, Ranked
HBO Steve Buscemi has been playing the lead on an HBO drama for four years now, but he’ll always be a character actor to me (I think that’s a Billy Joel song). Presumably, once Boardwalk Empire, which...
View ArticleA ‘Blurred Lines’ Model Celebrated 50 Years Of ‘Goldfinger’ By Wearing...
YOUTUBE The third (and possibly best) James Bond movie, Goldfinger, came out 50 years ago this month. To celebrate the occasion, Maxim asked Elle Evans, who you might know as the model in the “Blurred...
View ArticleF*ck Off, Gene Simmons: 8 Bands That Prove Rock Music Isn’t Dead
Getty Image Back in 2012, I wrote an article listing 12 reasons why the “rock is dead” argument is hogwash. Hey, speaking of hogwash, let’s see what Gene Simmons had to say about the current state of...
View ArticleThe ‘New’ Taylor Swift Is Done With Boys And Tired Of Your Bro Jokes
ROLLING STONE Taylor Swift has reached the point in her career that every pop star gets to eventually: “the reinvention.” It happened to Britney, it DEFINITELY happened to Miley, and now it’s happening...
View ArticleThe Replacements Are Playing 30 Rock For The First Time Since Their ‘SNL’...
Getty Image On January 18, 1986, the Replacements made their first appearance on Saturday Night Live. It was also their last. The original drunk(s) in love were banned from ever returning by Lorne...
View ArticleThe ‘Fox & Friends’ Twits Hit A New Low Today By Cracking Jokes About Ray...
Fox & Friends devolved into its SNL parody for the millionth time this morning, when co-hosts Brian Kilmeade and Steve Doocy began cracking tone deaf jokes about former Baltimore Ravens running...
View ArticleWhat’s On Tonight: Mel Brooks Celebrates 40 Years Of ‘Young Frankenstein’...
20th Century Fox Monday Night Football (ESPN, 8 p.m.) — There’s not much on tonight, so might as well laugh at the undoubtedly turnover-filled Giants vs. Lions game, then head over to Conan, which...
View ArticleDiGiorno’s Unfortunate Hashtag Is Why Brands Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Tweet
Getty Image If you see a mysterious hashtag trending on Twitter, all you have to do is click on it and all will be revealed. It’s not that hard. More often than not, it will concern something...
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