The King Of Cameos: 20 Times You May Have Seen Patton Oswalt And Not Realized It
Getty Image You know Patton Oswalt as Spencer on The King of Queens, the voice of Remy in Ratatouille, an Internet rabble-rouser, and one of the funniest standup comedians around. But did you know he’s...
View ArticleFoo Fighters Played A Show With A Foo Fighters Tribute Band Last Night
Getty Image It wasn’t enough that the Foo Fighters, one of the most popular rock bands out there today, played a tiny secret show in the U.K. as the Holy Sh*ts. No, they had to play a tiny secret show...
View ArticleA Student Fooled Her Facebook Friends Into Thinking She Was On An Extravagant...
FACEBOOK Next time you see your mom’s barber’s daughter posting fantastical photos of her vacation in a country you’ve never heard of to Facebook, ask yourself, is she actually there? Also, why am I...
View ArticleWhat’s On Tonight: ‘The Biggest Loser’ Premiere, CBS Football, And Nude Dates
NBC The Biggest Loser (NBC, 8 p.m.) — Season premiere. Contestants include former professional tennis player Zina Garrison and ex-Detroit Lions quarterback Scott Mitchell, who ate the Silverdome....
View ArticleAdorably Clueless Grandmas Keep Tagging Themselves As Grandmaster Flash On...
Getty Image Grandmaster Flash is an influential DJ and hip-hop icon who was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 2007 as a member of Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five. Your grandmother...
View ArticleHere Are The Most-Watched Episodes For Some Of Your Favorite TV Shows
HBO Earlier this week, Sons of Anarchy set a series ratings record: over 6.2 million people tuned in to watch Jax Teller huff and puff and pal around with Marilyn Manson. That’s a whole lot of...
View ArticleHeart Of Old: Neil Young Is Now Dating Daryl Hannah
Getty Image Neil Young filed for divorce from his wife of 36 years, Pegi, last month. It didn’t take him long to fill up his car with environment-friendly corn oil, or something, and get back out...
View ArticleGo Panthers? On Rooting For An NFL Team That Has A Convicted Domestic Abuser...
Getty Image I have been a Carolina Panthers fan since 1995. That’s their entire existence and over half of mine. But because I grew up in Albany, New York, and now live in Texas, I’ve never been able...
View Article‘Do You Like Music?': The Louis C.K. 10-Step Guide To Getting Older
NBC It’s a good thing Louis C.K. was born on September 12th in 1967 — his birthday falling one day earlier, on the 11th, would have made too much sense. Anyway, everyone’s favorite stupid asshole...
View ArticleWatch George Clooney Be Charming As Hell While Declaring His Love For His...
Getty Image Imagine being the sap who’s scheduled to talk after a George Clooney speech. Especially a Clooney speech where he declares his love for his fiancée Amal Alamuddin, as he did earlier this...
View ArticlePresident Obama Disappointed A Young Girl By Not Being Beyoncé
Once again, President Barack Hussein Obamacare has let our country down. What did the commander-in-WEAK do this time? Oh, just breaking the heart of a young girl at the Inspired Teaching School in...
View ArticleHBO Isn’t Moving Forward With A Sexy Lesbian Yoga Instructor Drama
HBO Correctly assuming that the average TV viewer wouldn’t be interested in watching a lesbian drama starring a Fringe actress as a yoga instructor, True Detective‘s Michelle Monaghan as a...
View ArticleApple Spent A Ridiculous Amount Of Money On The New U2 Album
Getty Image Stuffing an unwanted album into the iTunes accounts of 500 million people doesn’t come cheap. According to various reports, Apple spent in excess of $100 million on marketing for Songs of...
View ArticleThe Most Annoying Couple Ever Fell While Making Out At A Football Game
A power ranking of the most annoying people to be in a large crowd with: 5. Phish fans. 4. “WOOOOOOOOOO” girls. 3. Anyone from Boston. 2. Guys who hold up their iPads for the entire show. 1. Couples...
View ArticleAn ‘Orange Is The New Black’ Writer Just Divorced Her Husband To Be With A...
NETFLIX Imagine if while writing Breaking Bad, Vince Gilligan decided to give the whole making meth thing a shot. Well, that kind of “being inspired by your show” change actually happened, minus the...
View ArticleMiss Nebraska Accidentally Flashed The Camera During The Miss America Pageant
TWITTER The otherwise elegant parade of flesh known as Miss America took a turn for the naughty last night when Miss Nebraska, Megan Swanson, pulled a Sharon Stone (or a Paris Hilton, for you...
View Article‘Boardwalk Empire’ Final Season Discussion: ‘The Good Listener’
HBO “Year in, year out: different dogs, same f*cking bone.” Nucky’s never had his “just when I thought I was out, they pulled me back in” moment because he’s never allowed himself the opportunity to...
View ArticleMeet The Newest Member Of The ‘SNL’ Cast, Pete Davidson
Via PETE DAVIDSON Since May, SNL has shed many of the anonymous members of its cast. John Milhiser, Noël Wells, and Brooks Wheelan are gone, and none will be particularly missed (unlike the...
View ArticleHere’s Bill Murray Dancing To ‘Turn Down For What’ At A Random Birthday Party
FACEBOOK The legend of Murray grows stronger every day. The surprise party of people, Bill Murray, recently attended a birthday held in his and the party host’s honor in Jedburg, South Carolina, close...
View ArticleOne Fair Lady: 8 Reasons Why ‘Selfie’ Star Karen Gillan Is Your Next TV Crush
ABC One of the real surprises of the fall 2014 season is ABC’s Selfie. Despite its terrible title and icky premise (think My Fair Lady, but for the social media generation!), the new sitcom, which can...
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