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A 24-Year-Old Playboy Model Married An 81-Year-Old Billionaire Over The Weekend
Getty Image Love is a many-splendored thing. It can also make you very, very wealthy. Over the weekend, Cathy “Spatzi” Schmitz, a 24-year-old model for Playboy, got married to 81-year-old Richard...
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What’s On Tonight: Bryan Fuller’s Made-For-TV Movie And Raylan Givens
SYFY Dancing with the Stars (ABC, 8 p.m.) — Season premiere. This year’s so-called “stars” include Tommy Chong, Lolo Jones, Alfonso Ribeiro, someone from Pretty Little Liars, a YouTube personality, and...
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Here’s The ‘Heartbreaking’ Text Jerry Seinfeld Received About Joan Rivers
Getty Image Shortly before Joan Rivers died earlier this month, her publicist team had been in touch with Jerry Seinfeld about appearing on Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee. They had finally worked...
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The Star Of ‘Curly Sue’ Is All Grown Up And Sharing Her Struggle With Alcoholism
INSTAGRAM When Alisan Porter was 10 years old, she starred alongside the greasy onion ring known as Jim Belushi in Curly Sue, the last film John Hughes ever directed. Considering the Belushi factor,...
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Eva Mendes And Ryan Gosling Are Now The Proud, Sexy Parents Of A Baby Girl
Getty Image Baby Goose, makin’ babies: attractive couple Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling are now the proud, sexy parents of a little girl, who was born last Friday, the 12th. The name of the luckiest kid...
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The ‘Sons Of Anarchy’ Premiere Is Now The Most-Watched Episode In FX History
FX A lot of fans watched last Tuesday’s Sons of Anarchy season seven premiere live (the Marilyn Manson Bump is real!), but A LOT of people caught the episode by the end of the week. According to the...
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The Worst First Date Ever Included Getting A Tattoo While Having Sex And...
Columbia Pictures The worst first date I ever went on was in high school. We saw Shrek 2 together. The end. OK, no one’s going to adapt that terrible story into an even worse romantic comedy, but it’s...
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Bryan Cranston’s One-Man Baseball Play Inspired By ‘Looney Tunes’ Is Incredible
YOUTUBE As a pitiful Mets fan, I’ve long since stopped caring about baseball. Sammy Sosa could have returned from the dead and started manning right field for the…wait, he’s not? I don’t believe you....
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Amy Poehler’s First ‘SNL’ Sketch Made Fun Of Another NBC Show
Getty Image Amy Poehler, who’s celebrating her 43rd birthday with waffles today, made her SNL debut on September 29, 2001. It was also the show’s first episode after 9/11. Reese Witherspoon and Alicia...
View ArticleA Sex Expert Taught Conan How To Find A Woman’s O-Spot
Jennifer Berman actually became the dream job of every 13-year-old boy: sex doctor (SEX DOCTOR, coming this fall to Showtime). The co-host of CBS’ The Doctors addresses “all women’s sexual health,...
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Are You Desperate Enough To Date This Ridiculous D-Bag On Tinder? (No.)
FOX Show some self-respect, people. If you see someone on Tinder whose profile photo isn’t a selfie where they’re drinking wine from the bottle (“crazy day lolz #blessed”), but of their business...
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Future Serial Killer Ariana Grande Hopes Her Fans ‘All F*cking Die’
Getty Image Every passing hour brings us closer to the Keebler Elf’s rebellious daughter Ariana Grande finally snapping and murdering EVERYONE. It’s not a matter of “if,” it’s “when,” and judging by...
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Bill Hader, Not Murray, Will Return To ‘SNL’ To Host In October
NBC The rumor last week was that Bill Murray, who hasn’t stepped foot in Studio 7H since 1999, would host the third episode of SNL‘s 40th season. Well, that’s not happening, at least not yet, but...
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This Woman Made Her ‘Final Jeopardy’ Response A ‘Cheers’ Reference
ABC In a classic episode of Cheers, know-it-all Cliff Clavin goes on Jeopardy! and is winning, until he gets to “Final Jeopardy!” and loses everything. The clue that baffles Cliff: “Archibald Leach,...
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Meet Stephanie Beaudoin, The Internet’s Next Favorite Very Attractive Criminal
Getty Image Breaking the law: it’s not just for ugly people anymore! If Attractive Convict is Star Wars and Sexy Mugshot Guy is The Empire Strikes Back, then Stephanie Beaudoin is Return of the Jedi,...
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Papa Roach’s Lead Singer Got Herpes By Kissing His Uncle
YOUTUBE Little known fact: the original first line of Papa Roach’s generation-defining hit “Last Resort” went, “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES MY UNCLE GAVE ME HERPES,” but THE MAN made lead singer Jacoby...
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This Pizza Pie Inspired By Slayer Should Be Eaten Piece By Piece
METAL INSIDER John Hurkes is a chef whose love of making food is matched only by his adoration of thrash metal. It’s not often those two worlds meet, give or take the random Megadeth by Chocolate, but...
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Did You Catch The Split-Second ‘Breaking Bad’ Reference In ‘Godzilla’?
Warner Bros. Pictures While “Paramedic” in Amazon Women on the Moon is certainly the best role in Bryan Cranston’s career, it’s not the one he’s most well known for. That would be Breaking Bad‘s Walter...
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Jack White Went After The Foo Fighters In A ‘Kanye West-Esque Rant’
Getty Image After coming down with a case of Masshole, Jack White delivered a four-minute “Kanye West-esque rant” against Foo Fighters and Rolling Stone during a concert at Fenway Park last night. His...
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Recalling The Wisdom Of Tony Soprano On James Gandolfini’s Birthday
hbo No matter how good it is, The Drop, which Film Drunk Vince gave an A-, is a big sucky reminder that James Gandolfini is no longer with us. It’s his final appearance in a feature film, but it won’t...
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