Watch 8th Grade Metal Band, Unlocking The Truth, Make Their Late-Night TV Debut
The average eighth grader is a lazy, hormonal monster. Unless you’re Malcolm Brickhouse, Jarad Dawkins, and Alec Atkins, better known as the metal band Unlocking the Truth, and you’ve already signed a...
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A Sleazy Married Man Grabbed A Waitress’ Butt, And It Only Got Worse From There
FACEBOOK Laura Ramadi is a waitress at the trendy (read: expensive) Manhattan restaurant Lucky Strike who, during a recent shift, had her butt grabbed by sleazeball Brian Lederman, a 57-year-old...
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Gwar Found A New Lead Singer And She Has A Great Name
TWITTER After Dave Brockie died from an accidental heroin overdose earlier this year, Gwar was left without a lead singer (and none of its original members). No one person could ever replace Oderus...
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What’s On Tonight: ‘You’re The Worst’ Ends Its Excellent First Season
FX Thursday Night Football (CBS, 8:25 p.m.) — The disappointing Tampa Bay Buccaneers travel to Atlanta to play the Falcons, who are either an offensive powerhouse, if they’re playing the Saints, or...
View ArticleThe First Person To Buy An iPhone 6 Dropped It On Live Television
It took all of five minutes for the first person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth, Australia, to drop it. Thankfully, every Apple fan boy’s worst nightmare happened on live TV, so now we can all laugh at...
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It Took Five Months For This Guy To Discover His Ex-Roommate’s ‘Surprise.’...
IMGUR What’s the best long con you’ve ever pulled? I’m as impatient as a thirsty baby looking at Sofia Vergara, so no matter how many weeks I think I can do something like what the Braves did with Jeff...
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Michael Bay Is Making The Most Michael Bay-Sounding TV Show Ever
Getty Image When Michael Bay isn’t snorting cocaine laced with Red Bull out of a female robot’s circuits, he’s convincing TNT to let him make a TV show about cocaine. He’s a complicated man. So is...
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The Mystery Of The Pineapple On ‘How I Met Your Mother’ Was Finally Solved
CBS The identity of the titular (hehe!) mother on How I Met Your Mother was eventually revealed, but there was one mystery creators Carter Bays and Craig Thomas never got around to solving: where did...
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A Lawyer Could Be In Big Trouble For Her Terrible Celebrity Photoshops
CALIFORNIA CIVIL LAWYER A Los Angeles lawyer may have her license suspended after someone realized that yeah, those pictures of her chilling with Obama, George Clooney, and Danny DeVito probably aren’t...
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Shonda Rhimes Responded To The New York Times Calling Her An ‘Angry Black Woman’
Getty Image “The NFL should have beaten Ray Rice to the punch on domestic violence.” That fictional lede that I just came up with is still better than the one the NY Times published in an article about...
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Hear A Previously-Unreleased Duet Between Michael Jackson And Freddie Mercury
Getty Image After sitting on the proverbial shelves for over 30 years, “There Must Be More to Life Than This,” an unreleased Michael Jackson and Freddie Mercury duet recorded in 1983, has finally seen...
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Sam Elliott And Garret Dillahunt Are Coming To The Final Season Of ‘Justified’
NBC While Sons of Anarchy assembled an oddball collection of guest stars straight out of one of Kurt Sutter’s rage dreams for its final season, Justified is doing the exact opposite. It’s only casting...
View ArticleThese Hip-Thrusting, Balloon-Popping Women Have Created A New Olympic Sport
I know exactly what’s happening here, but I have no idea why, so let’s talk this out. A large group of Asian woman are in what appears to be a park, playing a game in which one lady with a balloon on...
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Celebrating 20 Years Of ‘ER’ With 20 Celebrities Who Checked Into County General
NBC ER was a top-10 show for a decade, regularly pulling in 20 million-plus viewers and winning gobs of Emmys for NBC, and yet, when was the last time you heard someone mention reference Dr. Greene or...
View ArticleWatch Emma Watson Explain Why She’s A Proud Feminist To The United Nations
Emma Watson, who was named a Goodwill Ambassador over the summer, gave an impassioned speech at United Nations headquarters in New York this weekend about gender equality and feminism, two topics that...
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‘Boardwalk Empire’ Final Season Discussion: ‘What Jesus Said’
HBO Now THAT’S more like it. After a typically slow start to the season, “What Jesus Said” had nearly everything you’d want from an episode of Boardwalk Empire. Chalky scowling? Check. Joe “Look Out,...
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This Florida Woman Spent $20,000 On Surgery To Add A Third Boob To Her Chest...
TWITTER The world’s biggest Total Recall fan, Jasmine Tridevil (shockingly not her real name), is more than just a massage therapist from Tampa Bay who wants to be a reality TV star — she also has...
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On The Stolen Green Day Album That Led To ‘American Idiot,’ Which Just Turned 10
Getty Image Depending on how old you are, American Idiot is either Green Day’s best album, or the worst instance of a band selling out since the first Green Day sold out. The truth lies somewhere in...
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From Clooney To Korn: The Complete Collection Of ‘South Park’ Guest Stars
COMEDY CENTRAL There’s no exact figure available, but if I had to guess how many characters Matt Stone and Trey Parker have voiced over 17 seasons (and one movie!) of South Park, I’d say: a lot. But...
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Kenan Thompson Is Leaving ‘Saturday Night Live’ After This Season
NBC After 11 seasons, and one appearance on VH1’s list of the 100 Greatest Teen Stars, Kenan Thompson is leaving SNL, effective…not immediately. He’ll continue to play BEEF JELLY for one more...
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