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What’s On Tonight: ALL Of The TV Is Suddenly Back
FOX Gotham (Fox, 8 p.m.) — Series premiere. You should be exited for Gotham. But don’t take my word for it — here’s Dan’s review. Don’t forget to read our chats with showrunner Bruno Heller and Camren...
View ArticleLeonardo DiCaprio Somehow Didn’t Embarrass Himself Rapping A Tribe Called...
Put a microphone in a white guy’s hand, and before long, he’ll begin rapping at least one A Tribe Called Quest song. It’s a scientific fact, one that was proven yet again last week in Los Angeles,...
View ArticleThings Got Creepy When A Reporter Asked To See The Famous Third Boob
As soon as the story of the Tampa resident with three boobs went viral, a local news team hopped into action, realizing that something this weird wouldn’t happen in Florida again until, what, lunch...
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This Account Of The Night Phil Hartman Was Murdered Is Heartbreaking
Getty Image One of the funniest comedians to ever appear on television, Saturday Night Live/The Simpsons/NewsRadio star Phil Hartman, would have turned 66 years old tomorrow, if on May 28, 1998, his...
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You Won’t Have To See State Farm’s Horrible Ad With Anti-Vaxxer Rob Schneider...
STATE FARM It’s about time vaccines did some good in the world. For the past couple of months, Rob Schneider’s State Farm commercial, the one where he plays the Makin’ Copies guy from SNL, a briefly...
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John Malkovich’s Hilarious Recreations Of Famous Photos Is Pure MALKOVICH
Via SANDRO MILLER MALKOVICH MALKOVICH MALKOVICH MALKOVICH MALKOVICH. (Translation: John Malkovich’s entire career has seemed like one long, weird art project — how else to explain Crossbones? — so...
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What Could Have Been: The Most Disappointing New TV Shows Since 2004
FOX From the moment Mulaney was announced, it was the one new sitcom of the fall 2014 season I couldn’t wait to see. Then I actually watched the pilot. It pains me to say this, because I love John...
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The Ratings Are In And It’s Official: ‘The Big Bang Theory’ Is Still Super...
CBS You can’t stop The Big Bang Theory. You can only hope that 18 million people won’t watch it. Technically, our wish came true — only 17.9 million people did. Nerds. The Fall TV season began in...
View ArticleBalding Phil Spector Is Much Scarier Than Giant Afro Phil Spector
Latest prison mug shot shows Phil Spector still as scary as ever… bit.ly/1sWgLYc http://t.co/ABsBO3CZmo— The Smoking Gun (@tsgnews) September 23, 2014 I respectfully disagree, the Smoking Gun. That is...
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‘Modern Family’s Sarah Hyland Filed A Restraining Order Against Her Allegedly...
Getty Image Modern Family returns for another season of simple misunderstandings and extravagant vacations tonight, but that’s the last thing on the mind of one of the show’s stars, Sarah Hyland. She’s...
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Norman Reedus Was Sad He Couldn’t ‘Rape And Kill’ Jennifer Love Hewitt In A...
AMC In anticipation of The Walking Dead season five, GQ spoke to Norman Reedus, who plays hunky redneck with a heart of gold and belly full of moonshine, Daryl Dixon. It’s about what you’d expect:...
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Those Rumored Emma Watson Nude Photos? They Were An Anti-4Chan Hoax.
Getty Image In the first week of September, anonymous 4chan users found a new way to make the Internet that much creepier, by leaking hundreds of private photographs showing famous females in various...
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This San Francisco Restaurant Owner Doesn’t ‘Give A Sh*t’ About Picky Eaters
ABC7 San Francisco has become Ground Zero for contentious restaurants. Last week, we told you about Botto Bistro co-owner Davide Cerretini, who asked customers to give his restaurant one-star reviews...
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Guessing The Desert Island Album For The Main Characters Of ‘Lost’
ABC After reading Dariel’s article about how J.J. Abrams and Damon Lindelof tricked ABC into creating Lost, I went deep down the YouTube rabbit hole (hatch?), re-watching scenes I haven’t thought about...
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Josh Homme Would Rather Drive His Car Off A Cliff Than Listen To One Direction
Getty Image Josh Homme can always be counted on for a good quote, even when he’s talking about bad bands. After a MTV UK reporter commented, “I refuse to be a musical snob at this point with my kids,...
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Elvis’ Granddaughter Is The New Sasha Grey In Starz’s ‘The Girlfriend...
Getty Image Riley Keough has the family history of a Lord of the Rings character. She’s the daughter of Lisa Marie Presley and Danny Keough, granddaughter of Elvis and Priscilla Presley, and...
View ArticleBryan Cranston Helped A ‘Breaking Bad’ Fan With Terminal Brain Cancer Check...
This past March, Bradley Joyner, 19, was diagnosed with incurable brain cancer. He told the Times-News that “being mad about it, stressing out about it, is just going to make it worse,” so instead,...
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Stream Trent Reznor’s Soundtrack To David Fincher’s ‘Gone Girl’ Now
20th Century Fox Trent Reznor and David Fincher sittin’ in a tree, m-a-k-i-ng music that sounds like what David Lynch would listen to at a spa. First, there was The Social Network, then The Girl with...
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PornHub Has Launched A Record Label And Is Looking For An ‘Anthem’
NEW LINE CINEMA Music in the porn industry has evolved from “bow chicka wow wow” to whatever the hell this is, and PornHub wants a slice of that sexy creampie. That’s why your go-to website for all...
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A Half-Naked Actress Hid From A Mentally Disturbed Home Invader On Her Roof
KCAL9 Actress Melora Rivera was in her bed, wearing only a flannel shirt, when she heard someone inside her Venice, California, home. A mentally disturbed man had broken in, and as Rivera, who starred...
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