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The ‘Bob’s Burgers’ Porn Parody Is Basically A Normal Episode Of ‘Bob’s Burgers’
YOUTUBE From Wood Rocket, the skeeziuses behind SpongeKnob SquareNuts, Comedians In Cars Getting SEX, and Porks and Recreation, comes Bob’s Boners, a sexxxy parody of Bob’s Burgers that isn’t all that...
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‘Boardwalk Empire’ Final Season Discussion: ‘King Of Norway’
HBO For the first time this season, Nucky’s flashbacks actually served a point, and it only took until the final five minutes of the fifth episode to happen. I could spend 5,000 words on Young Nucky’s...
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‘Twin Peaks’ Will Return To TV In 2016 On Showtime
ABC For the first time in his life, David Lynch wasn’t f*cking with us: Twin Peaks is coming back. Twin Peaks is coming back to life with nine new episodes to air on Showtime in 2016 Sources say series...
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The 7 Billboard Hot 100 Milestones That Will (Probably) Never Be Broken
Getty Image Well, it’s official: Drake’s bigger than Jesus because Drake’s bigger than the Beatles. Wheelchair Jimmy now has 72 Billboard Hot 100 hits, or one more than the Fab Four. That sound...
View ArticleThese Wild Kangaroos Are Better At Street Fighting Than M. Bison
I’ve been saying this for years and now I finally have visual proof: Street Fighter II, the best of all the Street Fighters, would have been even better if all the characters and settings had been...
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Here’s Everything You Need To Know About Showtime’s ‘Twin Peaks’ Revival
ABC Why does everyone love this Twin Peaks show so much? Because it was really weird when TV executives hated anything that wasn’t Jake and the Fatman. Should I watch it? YES. Even season two? I’ve...
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What’s On Tonight: ‘Gotham’ Introduces A Goofy New Villain
FOX Alien 3 (IFC, 6:30 p.m.) — I’m sure there’s someone out there who thinks this is David Fincher’s best movie. They would be wrong, because Alien 3 isn’t Zodiac. The Big Bang Theory (CBS, 8 p.m.) —...
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Emily Ratajkowski’s Yearbook Photos Are Proof That Yes, She’s Always Been...
YOUTUBE That David Fincher fellow, he knew what he was doing when he cast “Blurred Lines” pretty person Emily Ratajkowski in Gone Girl as a woman who…are we allowed to talk about Gone Girl yet? I know...
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Jennifer Lawrence Comments On Her Leaked Nudes For The First Time: ‘It’s A...
Patrick Demarchelier For Vanity Fair Jennifer Lawrence is on the cover of next month’s Vanity Fair to ostensibly promote The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 1; This Title Could…Use More Punctuations!...
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Great Things Happen When A ‘Simpsons’ Fan Complains About Too Many Quotes In...
FOX Unless you’re someone’s crazy aunt with a hot take about Barack Hussein Obamacare, there aren’t many reasons to remain on Facebook. I pretty much use it to remind myself of friends’ birthdays and...
View ArticleAziz Ansari Tells David Letterman About Being A Proud, Hungry Feminist
On last night’s Late Show with David Letterman, Parks and Recreation star/the teacup piglet of people, Aziz Ansari, discussed the benefits of dating a chef, especially when you don’t exercise ever....
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HAIM Playing ‘Rhiannon’ With Stevie Nicks Is Haunting And Excellent
Getty Image HAIM only released their debut album last year, and I’m still shocked it’s taken this long for the sisters to collaborate with Fleetwood Mac’s witchy frontwoman Stevie Nicks. They got...
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This Brothel Menu From 1912 Takes Us Back To A Time When A Man Could Buy ‘Dog...
FX Jax and the rest of the Sons of Anarchy would have gotten out of drugs and guns much earlier if they had been around in the early 1900s, when brothels were all the rage. And by “all the rage,” I...
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That Other Cult Comedy With David Cross And Will Arnett Is Coming Back, Too
IFC While not as drastic as the time-gap between Arrested Development season three and season four, IFC has renewed The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret, the David Cross comedy that aired...
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Let This GIF Of Jessica Lange Ignoring Lea Michele Warm Your ‘Glee’-Hating Heart
Getty Image Lea Michele: “OMG, Ms. Lange. I loved you in…” Via CRUSHABLE American Horror Story: Ain’t Nobody Got Time for Lea Michele. Via CrushableFiled under: TV, Upcoming, Web Culture Tagged:...
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Howard Stern Revealed His Favorite ‘SNL’ Sketch Ever To Bill Hader
NBC What would you guess Howard Stern’s ideal SNL sketch looks like? Well, if you responded, “It would probably involve a mentally damaged man having a threesome with two puppets, including one who...
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How One Very Good Band Got Involved In A Very Bad C*ck-Sucking Feud
Getty Image Indie rockers are far too mellow (and way too white) to get into a Jay-Z v. Nas-esque feud, but Mark Kozelek is sure doing his best to start one. He’s the notoriously prickly musician best...
View ArticleIs This The Largest Overbid In ‘The Price Is Right’ History?
There’s overbidding on The Price is Right, then there’s Corey, who thought his fellow contestants’ guesses of between $700 and $1,200 for a hammock were too long. So, he went with $7,000, because...
View ArticleWeezer Celebrated The Release Of Their New Album By Performing On ‘Kimmel’
Everything Will Be Alright In the End is not only what I told myself while watching the final season of Dexter (it wasn’t), it’s also the name of Weezer’s new album, which was released yesterday. To...
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Want To Know How ‘EuroTrip’ Got Matt Damon To Sing ‘Scotty Doesn’t Know’?
DreamWorks Pictures Justified and Buffy the Vampire Slayer are two of my favorite TV shows of all-time, but those aren’t the titles I think of whenever I see Jacob Pitts and Michelle Trachtenberg....
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