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Natalie Dormer’s Sexy Smirk Is Why Many Publicists Should Be Fired
HBO If you spend as much time looking at photos of Game of Thrones star Natalie Dormer on Getty Images as I do — I mean, Norman Q. Uproxx III makes me — then you’ve probably noticed that she has the...
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The 8-Bit Tribute To Tom Waits Is Big In Japan (And Everywhere)
Getty Image The only odd thing about a Tom Waits 8-bit album is that Waits didn’t put it out himself. Instead, that glitchy honor went Nick Budd, who passionately re-recorded 1999’s Mule Variations,...
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James L. Brooks Gave An Update On A Sequel To ‘The Simpsons Movie’
20th Century Fox As you all know, The Simpsons is expected to outlive humanity itself, so there’s really no rush to make a sequel to The Simpsons Movie, which made more than $520 million, or 520...
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Can’t Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me: The 8 Most Horrifying Pop Culture Clowns
ABC I’m getting one of my wisdom teeth pulled later today. I’ll be swimming in a sea of anesthesia when the ripping and cutting begins, and probably won’t feel a thing, but I’m still terrified because...
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Meet The Drunk Couple Who Got Arrested, Then Had Sex In The Police Car
Oconto County Jail Good places to have sex: beds, bathrooms, living rooms, hammocks, YOUR MOM. Bad places to have sex: Used Hobo Needles ‘R’ Us and police cars, especially if you were just arrested for...
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Sarah Silverman Is Protesting The ‘Vagina Tax’ By Getting A Penis
YOUTUBE The average woman loses $11,000 every year from the gender wage gap. According to Sarah Silverman in a video for the Equal Payback Project, “Over the course of her working life, that’s almost...
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What’s On Tonight: ‘American Horror Story: Scary-Ass Clowns’
FX The Middle/The Goldbergs/Modern Family/Black-ish (ABC, 8 p.m.) — This might be the strongest two-hour block on network TV right now. I know, I can’t believe it, either, but the only thing that comes...
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The Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame’s Class Of 2015 Nominees Will Make You Feel Old
Getty Image In order for an artist to be eligible for Cleveland’s shiny jewel, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, with an induction ceremony that’s held in New York, because Cleveland, their first...
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If You Want To Date Jennifer Lawrence, You’d Better Love These Terrible TV Shows
Patrick Demarchelier For Vanity Fair The otherwise divine Jennifer Lawrence has terrible taste in men and television shows. More details from her Vanity Fair cover story have been released, including...
View ArticleContrary To Popular Belief, Lorde Isn’t A Teenage Girl. She’s A 42-Year-Old...
Lorde age-truthers are some of my favorite people on the Internet. After all, how can we really be sure she’s a 17-year-old teenage girl from Auckland, New Zealand? Well, we can’t, because as last...
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Crank Up The U2 And Read This Fantastic Collection Of Dad Stories
ABC There are few things in life I love as much as a good dad story. They really make you think, y’know? *stares at a Big Mouth Billy Bass that sings Bruce Springsteen’s “Meeting Across the River” for...
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David Letterman Talked To A Holographic Japanese Teen Girl Last Night
CBS The Wiki for famed Vocaloid Hatsune Miku is approximately nine million words long, so I’ll keep this brief: “she” is a CGI pop star developed by Japan’s Crypton Future Media that’s able to sing...
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Have You Heard The One About The Dwarf Stripper Who Got A Bride-To-Be...
HBO In “I’m choosing to believe this story is real until proven otherwise” news, a bride-to-be in Spain got pregnant after having sex with a dwarf stripper during the greatest bachelorette party ever....
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What’s On Tonight: Not Katherine Heigl
ABC Grey’s Anatomy/Scandal/How to Get Away with Murder (ABC, 8 p.m.) — I’m with you guys — Shonda Rhimes should have literally thrown Katherine Heigl under a bus. Still not as painful as Zyzzyx Road....
View ArticleHere’s Kevin Nealon’s Lovely Tribute To His ‘Girlfriend In The ’80s,’ Jan Hooks
My girlfriend in the 80’s and my friend forever, Janners. God, were you talented. Too soon and too sad. #JanHooks pic.twitter.com/l2wGR9HJ0x — Kevin Nealon (@kevin_nealon) October 10, 2014 Seth...
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Robert Plant Slipped Stephen Colbert The Greatest Gift Of All: Weed
COMEDY CENTRAL Led Zeppelin’s Robert Plant, who probably has enough money to actually buy a stairway to Heaven, was on The Colbert Report last night to play some tunes from his new album, Lullabye...
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A ‘Buffy The Vampire Slayer’ Star Is Coming To ‘Sons Of Anarchy’
THE CW Charisma Carpenter sounds like the name of someone who might have worked at Colette’s escort agency, but she’s also an actress who played stuck-up popular girl (until she wasn’t) Cordelia Chase...
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Katy Perry Is The Perfect Super Bowl Halftime Show Performer. Here’s Why.
Getty Image “Weird Al” Yankovic was never going to be the Super Bowl Halftime Show performer. Neither was GWAR or Slayer or Pantera or any of the other metal bands that REAL FANS OF MUSIC campaign for...
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Ben Kweller, Selena Gomez, And William H. Macy Formed A Very Unlikely Band
YOUTUBE Rudderless is a new movie starring Billy Crudup, Anton Yelchin, and Laurence Fishburne about a grieving father who finds a box of his dead son’s lyrics and turns them into actual songs. Fun!...
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The Jim Henson Co. Is Working On Sequels To ‘Labyrinth’ And ‘The Dark Crystal’
Tri-Star Pictures Labyrinth is not only a decent movie with a great soundtrack, it’s also a sexual awakening. Guys and girls alike learn a lot about themselves after looking at David Bowie’s...
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