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It’s A Battle As Old As Time Itself: Dog Vs. Woman’s Bikini Top

You can’t go viral with a dog that only sits or begs or rolls over. Now, if you film your pup trying to take off your female friend’s bikini top, that’s a whole other story…a story that will win me...

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Terrifying ‘Game Of Thrones’ Actor Wilko Johnson Is Now Cancer Free

HBO In early 2013, Wilko Johnson, a guitarist for pub-rock band Dr. Feelgood and actor who plays executioner Ilyn Payne on Game of Thrones, had been “diagnosed with terminal cancer of the pancreas.”...

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What’s On Tonight: Emmy Rossum And The Return Of ‘Newsreaders’

LIFETIME Grey’s Anatomy/Scandal/How to Get Away with Murder (ABC, 8 p.m.) — If you combine these three shows’ plot descriptions, you get “Arizona and Callie examine a former first lady who fatally shot...

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Chrissy Teigen Said Bye To Twitter After Receiving Death Threats Over A Tweet

Getty Image Chrissy Teigen, the one supermodel married men feel is safe to follow (“She’s really funny, honey, I swear!”), said so long, farewell to Twitter yesterday, after something she wrote was...

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Humorless Australian News Network Seems To Think ‘Between Two Ferns’ Is Real

FUNNY OR DIE Santa, doesn’t exist. Easter Bunny, nope. Your dad returning home after getting a pack of smokes, ain’t gonna happen. There, now it won’t sting as much when I drop this truth: Between Two...

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You Can Download The New Run The Jewels Album For Free Now

RUN THE JEWELS Good news: the new Run the Jewels album, RTJ2, featuring guest appearances from Zack de la Rocha, Blink-182’s Travis Barker, and Gangsta Boo, was early-released this morning. A free...

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‘Walking Dead’ Creator Robert Kirkman Responds To A Popular Theory Involving...

AMC Some nutjob on a two-bit website recently wrote about a popular theory that The Walking Dead‘s Rick “Take a Bite Out of” Grimes, father of CORAL, killer of zombies, is actually still in a coma, and...

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Remember Paz De La Huerta? Neither Does This Fantastic ‘Boardwalk Empire’...

HBO Boardwalk Empire ends its five-season run this Sunday. If the previous season finales are any indication, it will be fantastic and lots of people will die. Yay! The episode can only contain so many...

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All The Teen Girls Are Going Crazy Over Danny DeVito (And One Direction)

Teenage girls can’t get enough Danny DeVito. They relate to his size, and his portrayal of a momma-thrower in Throw Momma from the Train (“OMG, MOM, GET OUT OF MY ROOM, OR I’LL THROW YOU FROM THE...

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It’s Boyd Vs. Raylan In The First Teaser Trailer For ‘Justified’ Season Six

FX In case no more Boardwalk Empire wasn’t depressing enough, now comes the first teaser for the final season of Justified, which premieres in January. In it, Raylan’s at a bar, drinking by his...

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‘Boardwalk Empire’ Series Finale Discussion: ‘Eldorado’

HBO “The honorable Enoch Thompson.” That’s how Nucky is introduced in the very first episode of Boardwalk Empire. If five full seasons of murdering, cheating the law, and cheating on his wife have...

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OK Go’s Visually Stunning New Video Is A Nerd Fantasy

OK Go is the Megan Fox of bands: I don’t much like their music, and I’d rather get Harrison’d off a treadmill than have to see Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, but man oh man, they’re fun to look at. Or...

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A Teacher Tattooed The Name Of A Female Student She Allegedly Had Sexual...

WRAL In teachers reportedly having inappropriate relations with their students news, we move from Texas and Louisiana to Durham, North Carolina, where, according to WLAR, 37-year-old Michelle Smith...

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The Dude From Staind Apologized For F*cking Up The National Anthem

Getty Image No matter how hard he tries, Aaron Lewis, better known as “the guy from Staind, or maybe Papa Roach, I don’t really remember,” cannot blame messing up the National Anthem during game five...

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Temple Of The Dog Reunited At A Concert Thrown By Neil Young

Getty Image The last time supergroup Temple of the Dog asked where their bitches at, probably, was back in 2011, when Soundgarden’s Chris Cornell sang a few songs, including “Say Hello 2 Heaven” and...

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Don’t Be Sexy Sansa Stark For Halloween. Be Hipster Sansa.

HBO This year, just like last, I’m going as Bob Belcher from Bob’s Burgers for Halloween. Why? Because all the costume requires is a mustache and a white apron, which appeals to me, because I’m as lazy...

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Have A Good Cry Watching John Cale’s Tribute To Lou Reed, Who Died A Year Ago...

Getty Image Lou Reed had a complicated relationship with most of the people in his life, but especially so with John Cale, his Velvet Underground bandmate. They often fought (which, it could be argued,...

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Lesbian Porn Aficionado Amy Poehler Might Have Gone On A Date With John Stamos

Getty Image Amy Poehler is making the rounds today to promote her new book, Yes Please. She dropped by the BuzzFeed offices earlier (now before you get jealous, I know firsthand that she’s VERY aware...

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What’s On Tonight: Kim Kardashian + ‘2 Broke Girls’ = One Smashed TV

CBS 2 Broke Girls (CBS, 8 p.m.) — Season premiere. Somehow this waste of Kat Dennings’ talents is entering its fourth season of cupcakes and hipsters and holy hell, Kim Kardashian is the guest star...

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The Worst One Night Stand Ever Ended With This Poor Woman Sh*tting Herself

Universal Pictures What’s your worst/best one night stand story? If it doesn’t end with you pooping all over yourself and yelling “there’s poo on my pyjamas,” then you’ve got nothing on this British...

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