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Here’s What It Looks Like When A Network Sitcom Films A Nude Scene
NBC Like all various bad professionals, Bad Judge plays by her own rules. She doesn’t care if the Miami-Dade Chapter of the Florida Association for Women Lawyers sent a letter to NBC, rightly demanding...
View ArticleMastodon’s ‘Late Show’ Performance Made David Letterman Shout ‘My God!’
Mastodon is David Letterman’s dream band. They’re super-loud, badass, and the drummer is the singer, and we all know how Letterman feels about drummers. They performed the ass-tastic “The Motherload”...
View ArticleFootage Of Old People Dancing In The 1960s Is Much Improved With Some Wiz...
The only thing missing from this home movie: a little Coach McGuirk. Otherwise, it’s got everything you’d expect from amateur footage shot in the 1960s: white folks getting drunk, white folks...
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New NYC ‘Ambassador’ Taylor Swift Will Turn The Big Apple Into An Instagram...
Getty Image Taylor Swift, who was born in Pennsylvania, became a Nashville country-pop sensation, and owns a Rhode Island beach house, has been named an “ambassador” for New York City by NYCGO, the...
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From ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ To ‘Swim Quietly, Larry,’ And Other Amusing...
TUMBLR As popular as True Detective was, it could have been even bigger. If only HBO had marketed the drama the same way this artistic bootlegger did, with necessary explosions and Rust Cohle’s head on...
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Would Julia Roberts Be A Star If ‘Pretty Woman’ Went With Its Original Dark...
Buena Vista Pictures Nine out of ten mothers agree: Pretty Woman is a great movie. It’s a heartwarming tale about a woman of the night who meets a nice rich man, and he teaches her how to have...
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Say Hello To This Baby Dressed As Uncle Leo From ‘Seinfeld’
NBC The great Len Lesser, who played Uncle Leo on Seinfeld for 15 episodes (which seems impossible, not unlike how it’s hard to believe Puddy only made 11 appearances), sadly passed away in 2011, but...
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Meet The Dancing Woman In Southwest Airlines’ Wedding Commercial
YOUTUBE AT&T Lily will always be our favorite, and Matthew McConaughey spouting out nonsense in a Lincoln really make you think (in the same way the blazed guy in every Intro to Psychology class...
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This Woman Has Been Crushing Her Ribs For Years So She’ll Have A Jessica...
YOUTUBE Kelly Lee Dekay describes herself as a “designer by day, model by night, super villain always,” but it’s not her fault she’s bad — she was just rib-crushed that way. For the past seven years,...
View ArticleFunny Or Die Made A Sequel To ‘Beetlejuice’ Starring Natasha Lyonne
A sequel to Beetlejuice has been in development hell ever since some jerk decided to deny the world the happiness injection that is Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian, which, yes, was almost an actual thing....
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There Was An Entire ‘Jeopardy’ Category Dedicated To Vince Gilligan Last Night
Getty Image Unless Leonard returns to the show, I’ve given up on watching Jeopardy. I don’t need to be reminded that I know nothing while I’m eating dinner — that’s what Internet commenters are for. I...
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‘Triller’ Is The Michael Jackson-Inspired Mixtape You Need For Halloween
SOUNDCLOUD As great as “Monster Mash” is, your Halloween party guests might tire of the Crypt-Kicker Five after you play 43 times in a row. You’ve got to mix things up a bit. So, go with “Monster...
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Here Are The TV Shows And Bands That Unite Democrats And Republicans
AMC In their ongoing quest to become a standup comedian from the early 1990s, Facebook is all, “You might be a redneck if you Like The Kelly File on Facebook. And what’s the deal with Democrats...
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A Woman Dressed As A Zombie Was Arrested For Drunk Driving Twice In One Night
THE SMOKING GUN We’ve seen a lot of zombies over five seasons of The Walking Dead. There’s been bloated-with-water zombies, little kid zombies, fat zombies, skinny zombies, and Sophia zombies. But...
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Mitch Hurwitz Is Working On A Major Edit To ‘Arrested Development’ Season 4
NBC Eventually, there’s going to be a fifth season of Arrested Development, probably, as well as a Koogler movie that will break box-office records worldwide. But until then, Mitch Hurwitz is working...
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The 8 Most Terrifying Illustrations From ‘Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark’
Harper & Row Alvin Schwartz and Stephen Gammell owe us an apology for all our pants we ruined while reading Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark and its sequels, More Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark...
View ArticleThese Awesome Middle Schoolers Filmed A Shot-For-Shot ‘Ghostbusters’ Trailer...
Sorry, Paul Feig, but before you could even start filming your all-lady Ghostbusters, someone(s) already beat you to the idea. And they’re all in middle school. “GhostBOSters Trailer” is a...
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‘Finding Pennywise': If Pixar Characters Wore Terrifying Halloween Costumes
ART BY GABE If Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark can mess up your childhood, you should be able to screw up your kids’. A good way of doing that: show them Nemo dressed as Pennywise the Clown, or Toy...
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A Porn Star Broke Her Legs After Jumping From A Third Story Window To Escape...
TWITTER Russian porn star Lola Taylor managed to get away from two alleged rapists by jumping out of their apartment’s third-story window in Moscow, Russia. The 22-year-old actress, who broke both her...
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How To Get Your Fix Of Alexandra Daddario This Halloween
HBO Birds are flying in circles, dogs are whining, cats are acting like assholes. OK, that last one’s not any different, but the animals, they can sense what’s coming: LIST-MAKING SEASON. There are...
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