Scarlett Johansson Reportedly Got Married To Someone Who Definitely Isn’t You
Getty Image Rumor has it that Scarlett Johansson may have gotten married in September to someone who definitely isn’t you. Johansson and the reported not-you, Romain Dauriac, “quietly exchanged vows...
View ArticleThe Story Behind Sarah Silverman Firing Dan Harmon, And Why ‘Community’ Fans...
STARBURNS INDUSTRIES In 2014, Comedy Central lived up to its name. Broad City and Review were immediate must-watches, while relative newcomers Key and Peele, Kroll Show, Nathan for You, Inside Amy...
View ArticleIt Took A Kanye West Fan Seven Months To Edit This ‘Yeezus’ Concert Film
Seven months. That’s how long Kanye West spends looking at himself in the mirror every year. It’s also the length of time Kanye fan John Colandra spent “compiling footage from almost every stop on the...
View ArticleHere’s Why Netflix Spent $90 Million On Its Very Own ‘Game Of Thrones’
NETFLIX Orange Is the New Black, House of Cards, and Arrested Development have been major, Emmy-nominated successes for Netflix, but Marco Polo will be their first HUGE original show. Put another way:...
View ArticleJanuary Jones Has Joined The Cast Of Will Forte’s ‘The Last Man On Earth’
AMC There have been some bad SNL episodes in recent memory (Jim Parsons’ comes to mind), but none are quite as awful as when January Jones hosted in 2009. That stuffy episode also had the Black Eyed...
View ArticleThe Final Season Of ‘Parks And Recreation’ Will Premiere In January (And End...
NBC The seventh and final season of Parks and Recreation, the last of NBC’s truly great Thursday night sitcoms, will be burned off in two-episodes-per-week chunks beginning in January and ending...
View Article‘The Walking Dead’ Midseason Finale Broke Another Ratings Record
AMC A lot of people watched last night’s episode of The Walking Dead. That’s as obvious a statement as “Aaron Rodgers is a good quarterback” and “honey mustard should replace ketchup in every...
View ArticleTerry Crews Believes The ‘Man Code’ Is No Better Than The Taliban Or ISIS
FOX Terry Crews, who’s as afraid of princess castles as Sylvester Stallone is movie posters that can’t fit at least 27 actors, recently took part in the What Makes a Man 2014: Maps to Manhood...
View ArticleA Crazy Ex-Boyfriend Tried To Get This Woman Fired From Her Job With Fake Racism
NBC There’s a new, increasingly popular Tumblr out there that aims to get racists fired from their job by publishing where they were work. We won’t directly link to the site, because although its...
View ArticleFeast On Seth Rogen And James Franco Making A Lasagna With 33,000 Calories
It might seem like Seth Rogen and James Franco are playing themselves in every movie they’re in, even when they’re traveling to North Korea to assassinate Kim Jong-un, but they struggle for their art....
View ArticleThe U.K.’s List Of Banned Sex Acts Is Bad News For Female Porn Stars
Lionsgate Today is not a good day to be a female porn star living in the United Kingdom. The Audiovisual Media Services Regulations 2014 is a long, boring amendment to the 2003 Communications Act that...
View ArticleThis Video Is Why The Year Of Alexandra Daddario Should Be The Decade Of...
GQ The Year of Alexandra Daddario is coming to a close, and you know what that means: it’s time for the Decade of Alexandra Daddario. She’s currently taking her 2014 victory lap, including a video...
View ArticleBruce Springsteen Filled In For An Absent Bono To Sing Two U2 Songs
While Bono continues to rest in his isolation chamber made of unsold copies of Songs of Innocence, Bruce Springsteen filled in for him at U2’s gig for the World AIDS Day concert in New York last...
View ArticleThe ‘Biggest Celebrity Cameo’ In ‘South Park’ History Is Someone You’ve Never...
COMEDY CENTRAL I consider myself fairly informed about all things Internet. It’s my job, after all. Need a GIF of Anna Kendrick discussing Taco Bell? I got you, bro. But until this morning, I had never...
View ArticleHBO Picked Up Martin Scorsese And Mick Jagger’s Rock Drama Starring Olivia...
Warner Bros. Pictures Like you and cookie dough-flavored heroin, Martin Scorsese just can’t quit HBO. Less than two months after Boardwalk Empire, which he produced and directed the pilot of, aired its...
View ArticleAll Of The Funniest Movie Tropes Spoofed In ‘Not Another Teen Movie’
Columbia Pictures As anyone who’s seen a Scary Movie that isn’t the first one (and even then…) knows all too well, most parody films are awful. Especially of late. When you think spoof, Airplane, The...
View ArticleRun The Jewels’‘Oh My Darling Don’t Cry’ Music Video Is A NSFW Trip
It’s not a question of whether Run the Jewels 2 will appear on UPROXX’s list of the year’s best albums. It will, but how high? Spoiler: very. But we’ll get to that. Until then, consider the trippy...
View ArticleWould You Swipe Right For This Girl And Her Wonderful Tinder Tagline?
TINDER Tinder can be the greatest thing that’s ever happened to you if you swipe right on your future partner. It can also be a nightmare if, after a week of flirty texting, you realize “John” from two...
View ArticleA Metal Bassist Ruptured His Testicle During A Show, Played Through The Pain
Around 3:30 in the video above, confetti cannons go off during Delain’s performance of “The Gathering” from a recent show at the O2 Academy in Birmingham. It’s a cheesy effect that you’ve seen a...
View ArticleEveryone Named Their Babies After Netflix Shows In 2014
NETFLIX For the second year in a row, unimaginative parents named their kids Jackson and Sophia, the most popular baby names for 2013 and 2014. That information comes from BabyCenter’s Top 100 Baby...
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