Kathy Griffin: ‘Annoying’ Amal Clooney Looked Like She Was Shooting A ‘Porn...
Getty Image To quote Amy Poehler, the perfectly nice-seeming Amal Clooney is a “human rights lawyer who worked on the Enron case, [was] an adviser to Kofi Annan on Syria, and was appointed to a...
View ArticleGillian Anderson Is Down For ‘The X-Files’ To Return But Needs Your Help
FOX Ryan Murphy’s American Horror Story, with its futile attempts at sci-fi, humor, and, well, horror, wants to be to the 2010s what The X-Files was to the 1990s. But the only thing they have in common...
View ArticleMiley Cyrus Leaves Nothing To The Imagination, Goes Full Frontal For First Time
INSTAGRAM/COMEDY CENTRAL Have you guys heard? Miley Cyrus is NOT Hannah Montana anymore. As a polite middle finger to all the young boys and girls who partied in the USA with her, who saw her again,...
View ArticleNaya Rivera Thinks Showering Daily Is ‘Such A White People Thing’
FOX Former bisexual cheerleader (or maybe she’s still into girls, but doesn’t cheer anymore? Glee makes no sense) Naya Rivera caused a stir yesterday when she got her Def Jam on, and was all like,...
View ArticleWatch Footage From Dave Grohl’s First Concert With Nirvana
On October 11, 1990, Dave Grohl, who turned 46 today, played with Nirvana live for the first time, after replacing a rotating collection of drummers, including Chad Channing, Aaron Burckhard, and...
View ArticleWhat We’ll Miss The Most About ‘Parks And Rec’ Based On Last Night’s Episodes
NBC Every week during this unfortunately abbreviated final season of Parks and Recreation, we’ll count off the things we’ll miss the most about that goddamn delight of a TV series. It’s an all-time...
View ArticleThis Performance Of ‘Uptown Funk’ Is Why It’s The Top Song In The Country
If the ability to make you envious of the audience at an afternoon talk show is the sign of a good pop song, then “Uptown Funk” is a GREAT pop song. Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars’ electro-funk throwback...
View ArticleComedy Central Has Already Renewed ‘Broad City’ For Season 3
COMEDY CENTRAL Only a few short hours before its season two premiere, Comedy Central announced that the most excellent Broad City has already been renewed for season three, a risky endeavor only if...
View ArticleLook What The ‘It’s Always Sunny’ Gang Has Done To Rickety Cricket Over The...
FX Although they squashed their beef in last year’s finale, no one has suffered from the actions of the It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia gang more than poor Rickety Cricket, as played by David...
View ArticleKeith Richards To ‘Wannabe’ Justin Bieber: ‘Who The F*ck Are You?’
Getty Image Look out, Selena Gomez and/or whichever supermodel Justin Bieber is currently disappointing: you’ve got company. The Beebs’ latest fling is antique Johnny Depp/Rolling Stones guitarist...
View ArticleThese Metallica Fans Re-Recorded ‘St. Anger’ And Made It Better
Getty Image The last time I voluntarily listened to Metallica’s eighth and most disappointing album, St. Anger, was probably when Some Kind of Monster came out? I honestly don’t remember, mostly...
View ArticleHere Are The 2015 Oscar Nominees
IFC FILMS The first Oscar nomination of the day: “Everything Is Awesome” from The LEGO Movie. That has to be a good sign, right? Right…? We’ll have much more on the 2015 Oscars throughout the day, but...
View Article‘Lego Movie’ Director Phil Lord Had An Awesome Response To Getting Snubbed By...
Warner Bros. “Everything Is Awesome” received an Academy Award for Best Original Song this morning. That’s the, well, *tries to think of word that isn’t awesome* awesome (dammit) news. The not-so-good...
View ArticleEllen Tore Into An Anti-Gay Pastor Who Said She’s Celebrating Lesbianism
CBS Ellen DeGeneres usually doesn’t talk about being gay on her titular talk show, because honestly, who cares? It’s not like Meredith Vieira discusses her “straight marriage” at length (probably? No...
View ArticleThis Season’s Oddest ‘Simpsons’ Episode Was Almost The Next ‘Simpsons’ Movie
FOX Slobbering aliens Kang and Kodos have for the most part been relegated to “Treehouse of Horror” episodes of The Simpsons, give or take the random roast. Their first non-Halloween episode was “The...
View ArticleIt Takes 30 Minutes To Hear Every Scott Aukerman And Ben Schwartz ‘Comedy...
You might know Ben Schwartz, the energy drink of people, as Jean Ralphio from Parks and Recreation or from Showtime’s House of Pies, and if you get that reference, you probably listen to “Comedy Bang!...
View ArticleWatch Ellen Page, Norman Reedus, Other Cool Celebrities In Sleater-Kinney’s...
Sleater-Kinney will release their first new album in 10 years next week. It’s excellent and you should listen to it. But don’t take my word of it — take Norman Reedus’, and J. Mascis’, and Ellen...
View ArticleKate Upton Broke The Hearts Of Millions With This (Fake) Marriage Proposal
Getty Image Trivia Crack interrupter Kate Upton has been dating Detroit Tigers pitcher Justin Verlander since 2011, an eternity in celebrity-with-an-athlete time. (Also, she’s only 22 — it’s impossible...
View ArticleWatch Long-Lost Rehearsal Footage Of John Belushi, Bill Murray, Gilda Radner...
In the year of our lord 1974 BACASNBAGAIUTB (that’s Before Anyone Complained About SNL Not Being As Good As It Used to Be), the CBC filmed a documentary about National Lampoon Magazine and its various...
View ArticleThe Grateful Dead Is Reuniting With Trey Anastasio Filling In For Jerry Garcia
THE GRATEFUL DEAD Your stoner friend from high school is freaking out right now, because not only are the surviving members of the Grateful Dead reuniting this summer, they’re bringing along Phish’s...
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