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Zachary Levi Will Star In NBC’s ‘Heroes’ Reboot
NBC NBC is stubbornly following through on their Heroes reboot that literally no one demanded, even going so far as to fill the cast with living, breathing human beings. The latest not-robot to sign up...
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Neil deGrasse Tyson Thoughtfully Answered A Six-Year-Old Boy’s Impossible...
Getty Image There are some questions humans will never be able to answer. Where do babies come from? How did According to Jim air for eight seasons? What’s the meaning of life? That last one is...
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John Krasinski Interrupted Emily Blunt With A Hug During Her Critics’ Choice...
Getty Image During the Critics’ Choice Awards last night, Emily Blunt took home the trophy for Best Actress In An Action Movie for her work in the since-renamed Edge of the Day After 2morrow. During...
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Elisha Cuthbert Did Her ‘Happy Endings’ Ellen Dance For Ellen DeGeneres
ABC Is the Television Critics Association Press Tour free marketing for the networks? (Yes.) But does something legitimately unexpected and fun occasionally happen? (Yes.) Does it involve Elisha...
View Article‘SNL’ And Kate McKinnon Gloriously Mocked Justin Bieber’s Calvin Klein...
Mark Wahlberg’s wife isn’t the only one with an opinion on Justin Bieber’s work with Calvin Klein. Here comes SNL, with Great, er, Kate McKinnon slipping into some too-tight underwear, mocking the...
View Article‘SNL’ Showed What ‘The Wire’ Might Look Like In Current-Day Brooklyn
On The Wire, “corner boys” were street-level drug dealers, selling their product until the 5-0 drives by. SNL took that idea, and gentrified it. Kenan Thompson, Kevin Hart, and Jay Pharaoh are living...
View ArticleSia Gave One Of The Weirdest Musical Performances You’ll Ever See On ‘SNL’
Sia will always have a place in my heart — the part of it that hasn’t turned toxic-black from still knowing all the words to Barenaked Ladies’ “One Week,” at least — for her involvement with the final...
View ArticleWhat Happened At A Foo Fighters Show In Chile Is Why Dave Grohl Is The Best
On Thursday night, Foo Fighters played a show at Pista Atlética Estadio Nacional in Santiago, Chile, tearing through 26 songs, both old (“Big Me”) and new (“Congregation”). The band also performed a...
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Lea Michele And Ariana Grande Will Star In Ryan Murphy’s New Show
Getty Image At one point, many confusing seasons ago, Glee was about the underdog, the little guy/girl who got picked on but it was OK, so long as he/she had a Michael Jackson/Neil Diamond mashup in...
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Michael Moore: ‘Snipers Aren’t Heroes’
Warner Bros. Clint Eastwood’s American Sniper, which either “glorifies a racist” or “America f*ck yeah,” depending on which collection of words you type into Twitter, is an unexpected sensation at the...
View ArticleA Couple Performed Oral Sex On Stage During A Dead Kennedys Show
There’s a Norwegian metal group called the Cumshots that’s famous for a) being called the Cumshots, and b) the time they invited two members of the F*ck for Forest environmental organization to have...
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Queen Of The Hill: Everywhere You’ve Seen And Heard Pamela Adlon
FX Pamela Adlon has been a part of my life for years, and I only recently realized it. Louis C.K.’s work/life partner is, of course, one of the few recurring characters on Louie, and you might also...
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Former ‘The Biggest Loser’ Contestant Calls The Show A ‘Fat-Shaming Disaster’
Getty Image Before going on The Biggest Loser, 26-year-old Kai Hibbard tipped the scales at 265 pounds. Her best friends convinced her to try out for the NBC reality series, and Hibbard made the cut...
View ArticleThis Is What It Looks Like When You Crash A Lamborghini Going 208 MPH
The next time you see a parked Lamborghini Huracan and steal it because you can’t afford a Lamborghini Huracan (in this economy???), do not drive it to Hungary and go 208 MPH on a highway. You will...
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NBC Turned Zachary Quinto Slapping A Child Into An Entire Series
Based on an Australian series of the same name, NBC’s The Slap, which premieres on February 12th, is about Spock hitting a baseball bat-swinging child after the tyke kicks him in the leg. Also, Uma...
View ArticleJennifer Lopez Used Her Butt As A Clue On ‘The Tonight Show’
Jennifer Lopez strikes me as someone who hates to lose, so she must have been super-pissed last night when she pointed to her world-famous butt as a Catchphrase clue on The Tonight Show, and Jimmy...
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Sleater-Kinney’s ‘No Cities To Love’ Is The Year’s First Great Album
SUB POP It’s not supposed to be this easy. Late last year, HBO’s The Comeback returned for a second season after nearly a decade off the air, and it was better than ever. Another relic from 2005 also...
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Justin Bieber Will Be The Subject Of The Next Comedy Central Roast
Getty Image The wee baby Bieber will join Pam Anderson, William Shatner, and other famous Canadians in the world’s most shirtless dinner party, possibly, but definitely as the subject of a Comedy...
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What The Heck Is Going On Between Marc Maron And T.J. Miller?
IFC/HBO TWITTER FIGHTS, YEAH. Earlier today, mucus-voiced T.J. Miller tweeted the following: Congratulations to @marcmaron who talks shit on his podcast and is afraid of success, both for himself and...
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Allison Williams Getting Her Butt Eaten Made This Guy Regret Loving ‘Peter Pan’
NBC It’s been a busy couple of months for Allison Williams. First she avoided both Christopher Walken and our snarky tweets while flying around as Peter Pan, then she got her butt eaten on Girls....
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