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‘Fifty Shades Of Buscemi’ Is Much Sexier Than ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’
This Valentine’s Day, don’t take your significant other and/or side piece to the expensive movie theater to see Fifty Shades of Grey. Instead, warm up some Hot Pockets and ask your significant other...
View ArticleCoach Taylor And Lindsay Weir Get Sweaty In The Trailer For Netflix’s...
In Netflix’s Bloodline, which premieres March 20 for a 13-episode season, Kyle Chandler (Coach Taylor from Friday Night Lights) and Linda Cardellini (Freaks and Geeks) play siblings whose seemingly...
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Papa John’s Punished The Driver Who Gave Out Iggy Azalea’s Phone Number
Getty Image 1995: Notorious B.I.G. vs. 2Pac was the rap beef that captivated a nation. 2015: Iggy Azalea is feuding with Papa John’s over pizzas delivered to her home, possibly with beef on them. If...
View ArticleChrissy Teigen Made John Legend Squirm When She Revealed The Best Place...
Stylish rabbits Chrissy Teigen and John Legend were walking the Grammys red carpet on Sunday when they were asked an uncomfortably candid question by Extra: what’s the best place they’ve ever had...
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Read Johnny Cash’s Note To June That Was Voted The Greatest Love Letter Ever
COLUMBIA Just in time for Valentine’s Day, or Susan B. Anthony’s birthday if that’s what gets you going, British life insurance company Beagle Street (what, is Corgi Street too good for you?)...
View ArticleFlorence + The Machine Are Back, And They’ve Brought Along Florence’s...
It feels like forever since we’ve heard from Florence + the Machine. They recorded a single for 2013’s The Great Gatsby, but the band hasn’t released a studio album since 2011’s mega-hit, Ceremonials....
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The Grammys Treated Metal Like A Joke, So Mastodon’s Brent Hinds Refused To...
Getty Image Lost in all the Grammys brouhaha over Kanye West is an injustice that certain music fans find even more objectionable than Beck > Beyoncé. Since 2007, the Grammy Award for Best Metal...
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‘I Love Being White': This Tumblr Mashup Proves That Louis C.K. Can Even Make...
NBC/Universal Press Syndicate Like all the best Tumblr mashup ideas, I’m furious that I didn’t think of Cathy C.K. first. It’s so simple, so perfect: broom-haired Cathy screaming Louis C.K. quotes....
View ArticleKillswitch Engage’s Guitarist Made A Killing On ‘The Price Is Right’ Today
The guys in metalcore band Killswitch Engage are big The Price Is Right fans, going so far as to use its familiar theme song as an intro during concerts. So it must have been a thrill for guitarist...
View ArticleAnna Kendrick Told Ellen Why She Was Terrified Of Her ‘Slutty’ Grammys Pantsuit
My fashion expertise can be summed up with “I’m wearing mustard-stained sweatpants,” but I do know that more women are wearing suits and tuxedos lately, and it’s always a good look. There’s Tracee...
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Do Yourself A Favor And Listen To Indie Rockers Speedy Ortiz’s New Song
CARPARK Razor-sharp indie rockers Speedy Ortiz put out one of my favorites EPs in 2014, Real Hair. Now they’re gearing up to release their second full-length album, Foil Deer (April 21st). The riffs on...
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See Dakota Johnson And Jamie Dornan Naked Without Paying To See ‘Fifty Shades...
Universal Pictures It’s a bummer that Fifty Shades of Grey is finally coming out. A new story about how much stars Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan didn’t like each other has been a weekly occurrence...
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Zach Braff Is Being Called ‘Racist’ After Comparing Pharrell To A Monkey
NBC You may not like Zach Braff because Scrubs went on for too long (not his fault), or the sickly twee-ness of Garden State (admit it, you liked the movie at one point), or the Kickstarter fiasco (I...
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What We’ll Miss The Most About ‘Parks And Rec’ Based On Last Night’s Episodes
NBC Every week, during this unfortunately abbreviated final season of Parks and Recreation, we’ll count off the things we’ll miss the most about that goddamn delight of a TV series. It’s an all-time...
View ArticleTracee Ellis Ross Is Flattered That Kanye West Rapped About Her Butt
Tracee Ellis Ross, the very best thing about the quite good Black-ish, was on Late Night with Seth Meyers last night, and after bragging about her rapping skills, she talked about the time Kanye West...
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How Sheryl Crow Performing On ‘Letterman’ Was Blamed For An Author’s Suicide
Getty Image Sheryl Crow had a successful career before anyone knew of her. She wrote commercial jingles (including one for McDonald’s), toured with Michael Jackson on his Bad World Tour from 1987-1989,...
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The Men’s Rights Movement Has Responded To Last Night’s ‘Parks And Rec’
NBC On last night’s Parks and Recreation, Leslie Knope succinctly declared that “men’s rights is nothing” before adding, “If you want to bake a pie, that’s great. If you want to have a career, that’s...
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The Latest Facebook Hoax Your Aunt Fell For Involves Kanye West Getting...
Getty Image Poor Aunt Betty (everyone has an Aunt Betty). If you’ve told her once, you’ve told her a million times: don’t trust anything you read on Facebook. Birthdays? Fake. New York Times articles?...
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The 2015 Oscars’ Gift Bag Includes A Vibrator And Vaporizer
Fox Searchlight Pictures Just being nominated for an Oscar is an outstanding achievement. Not only does it mean that for the rest of time, you’ll be referred to as “Academy Award-nominee Kate Hudson,”...
View ArticleAnna Kendrick Has One Simple Rule For Taking Naked Selfies
Red panda aficionado Anna Kendrick was on Conan last night, where she discussed, among others, the finer points of taking naked selfies. This isn’t new territory for the Pitch Perfect 2 star. Last...
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