Action Bronson Spoofed ‘Boogie Nights’ With A Former Nickelodeon Star To...
The teaser for Action Bronson’s upcoming album Mr. Wonderful combines two very different 1990s relics. It’s a parody of the “You Got the Touch” scene from Paul Thomas Anderson’s masterpiece Boogie...
View ArticleTaylor Swift Took This Bikini Photo With Haim For A Very Good Reason
INSTAGRAM Before Taylor Swift went to Hawaii with the Haim sisters, a picture of her belly button was as in-demand to the paparazzi as visual proof of Bigfoot is to nutjobs. She then posed in a bikini...
View ArticleThis Soap Opera Star Reportedly Had His Testicles Stolen By An ‘Attractive...
LIFENEWS The handsomely charismatic Dr. Drake Ramoray fell down an elevator shaft and was thought to be in a near-permanent coma. That’s bad, but at least he never had his balls stolen? That’s...
View ArticleKid Rock Enjoys Beyoncé’s ‘Nice F*cking Ass,’ But Prefers ‘White Chicks With...
Getty Image Kid Rock’s life is like a beer commercial mixed with the fake trailer where a Marine fights some sort of molten dragon-monster that practically vomits patriotism. He’s made so much money...
View ArticleThe ‘Unprecedented’ Ratings For ‘Empire’ Continue To Be Incredible
FOX The first episode of Fox’s breakout hit Empire was watched by 9.9 million people. A solid number, but still two million behind its lead-in, American Idol. In week two, however, Empire improved to...
View Article‘Friday Night Lights’ Star Kyle Chandler Nearly Played Brody On ‘Homeland’
NBC The Hollywood Reporter has a Wild Turkey-filled profile of Kyle Chandler, the star of Bloodline, a Florida-set Netflix series with Lindsay Weir that premieres next month. But enough about the...
View ArticleShailene Woodley’s Down For Sex Scenes, So Long As She’s Completely Naked
Getty Image Shailene Woodley, wood-nymph star of the sequel to “The Rural Juror,” Insurgent, has a lot in common with that college student you knew freshman year who took a study abroad class during...
View ArticleThis Time-Traveling ‘Titanic’ Theory Makes Both No Sense And Perfect Sense
PARAMOUNT PICTURES It’s no Jack-could’ve-fit-gate, but there’s a new Titanic theory making its way around the internet, which is weird because it’s an 18-year-old movie about something that happened a...
View ArticleMargot Robbie Is About To Become A Huge Star Because She Slapped Leonardo...
Paramount Actresses who look like and are as talented as Margot Robbie usually don’t stay unemployed for long, but if she hadn’t taken an NBC-endorsed risk in her The Wolf of Wall Street audition, she...
View ArticleScarlett Johansson Gave A Weird Statement About John Travolta’s Even Weirder...
Getty Image Fictional alien Scarlett Johansson was the unlucky recipient of actual alien John Travolta’s uncomfortable embrace at the Oscars this past Sunday, with the Battlefield Earth star trying to...
View ArticleDave Grohl Stopped A Foo Fighters Show To Give A Blind Fan A Wonderful Keepsake
Getty Image Cool Dad Dave Grohl took his garage band Foo Fighters on the road this week, all the way to Stadium Australia in Sydney. Were they greeted by tiny injured penguins in sweaters, as is Aussie...
View ArticleHow Kevin Spacey’s Role In ‘Se7en’ Nearly Went To A Very Unlikely Musician
New Line Cinema When Kevin Spacey’s ashes are sent back to his hometown, SPACE, which role of his will appear in the first line of his obituary? He won a Golden Globe and was nominated for an Emmy in...
View ArticleR.I.P. ‘Star Trek’ Star Leonard Nimoy
NBC Earlier this week, Leonard Nimoy was rushed to the hospital with chest pains. It was hoped that the medical treatment was only precautionary, but unfortunately, Nimoy, who was so much more than...
View ArticleNo One Is Watching ‘The Americans.’ You Should Be Watching ‘The Americans.’
FX I’ll keep this simple: You should be watching The Americans, the proverbial Best Show on TV. Because not enough of you are. Wednesday’s The Americans was the series’ least-watched and lowest-rated...
View ArticleLeonard Nimoy Once Gave Wonderful Life Advice To A Struggling Mixed Race...
NBC In May 1968, Star Trek wasn’t the global sensation it is today. Ratings for the original series were low, but a small, dedicated fanbase kept it on television for another year, including a teenage...
View ArticleDakota Johnson Gets Quizzed On Christian Grey’s Popsicle In ‘SNL’s ‘Fifty...
SNL was obviously going to get in on the Fifty Shades of Grey action, especially with Dakota Johnson hosting, but because this is NBC, it’s not like we were in store for some hardcore sex humor....
View ArticleThis ‘SNL’ Sketch About ISIS Is Being Called ‘Depraved’ And ‘Vile’
In an otherwise toothless and boring episode of SNL, at least “Father Daughter Ad” was kind of surprising? The punchline is more shocking than anything in Fifty Shades of Grey, though nearly as funny...
View ArticleThings Went Horribly Wrong For This Woman When She Tried To Get Kylie Jenner...
This is your brain. YOUTUBE This is your brain on Kardashians. YOUTUBE OK, technically Brittany Forster wanted her lips to look like Kylie Jenner, but it serves her right for associating with a...
View ArticleSomeone Got An ‘Awesome’ Tattoo Of ‘The Dress’ On His Leg
TUMBLR The history of mankind won’t be written using a computer; it’ll be tattooed on some guy’s leg. Soon after “The Dress” took over the Internet the way the Bubonic Plague did Europe in the 14th...
View ArticleThis Is What Happens When You Jump Into A Coke-Filled Tub While Covered In...
Think about the process that goes into this video. One presumably bored teen decides one day to test out the ol’ Coke + Mentos = EXPLOSION trick, but before the geyser happens, he has to buy a ton of...
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