Watch Will Ferrell And Kevin Hart Swap Roles, Including Ron Burgundy
Get Hard, starring Will Ferrell as a businessman who hires Kevin Hart to teach him how to survive prison, comes out next week, and the two comedians are all over the place promoting it. Ferrell pissed...
View ArticlePolice Allegedly Caught A Pregnant Woman Shoving 89 Packets Of Heroin In Her...
GLEN ROCK POLICE DEPARTMENT What is it about the number 89 and heroin? Last year, 89 pounds of heroin were seized in Tucson, while two years prior, a man was allegedly found with, yup, 89 bags of...
View Article‘SWISH!!!!!!': Kanye West Is Tweeting Naked Photos Of Kim Kardashian
TWITTER Perhaps sensing that the world was talking about a rapper who isn’t him, Kanye West spent the late-morning tweeting photos of his wife Kim Kardashian wearing nothing at all, nothing at all,...
View ArticleJulia Louis-Dreyfus Met Her Biggest Fan (And He Spelled Her Name Wrong)
HBO Like, literally everyone else in the business (yesterday, some sunburned schmuck handed me his business card that read his name, followed by “Show Me the Business” — that’s not a joke), Julia...
View ArticleAzealia Banks Hates ‘Everything About This Country,’ Especially ‘Fat, White...
Ellen Von Unwerth FOR PLAYBOY Rapper Azealia Banks is on the cover of the April issue of Playboy, joining such musical luminaries as Paris Hilton and Marge Simpson. But it’s the inside that counts. In...
View ArticleThe Cast Of ‘Community’ Tells Us About Season 6 And The Death Of Jeff Winger
NADIA CHAUDHURY On Saturday, Season 6 of Community premiered at SXSW. We spoke to some members of the cast on the red carpet about the move to Yahoo, what should we expect from their characters this...
View ArticleJustin Bieber Allegedly Booted David Arquette From His 21st Birthday Party
Dimension Films/Getty Image Tattoo display case Justin Bieber and David Arquette are apparently close enough that the latter would be invited to the former’s 21st birthday, but not so close that Biebs...
View ArticleA Minor League Baseball Team Is Hosting ‘Full House Night’ With Dave Coulier
ABC Everywhere you look, there’s a John Stamos visiting the Full House house, or a Bob Saget hanging out with Jay Pharoah, or Jodie Sweetin in clips of Pants-Off Dance-Off that remain on YouTube. But...
View ArticleScenes From The SXSW ‘Entourage’ Party With The Entire Cast And Kevin Hart
NADIA CHAUDHURY Under the kind of tent you’ve devoured hundreds of hot dogs in, next to a Tumblr-branded backdrop, caged within a “reserved” area of one large couch and multiple smaller chairs, the...
View ArticleWatch Anna Kendrick Sing And Dance To ‘Booty’ With Jennifer Lopez
Lip Sync Battle, the Better Call Saul to The Tonight Show‘s Breaking Bad, is coming to Spike on April 2. We’ve already seen The Rock sing Taylor Swift’s “Shake It Off,” not for the first time it...
View ArticleNo One Knows What The Heck Iggy Azalea Is Rapping In This Vine
This footage of Australian think-piece-inspiration Iggy Azalea has gone viral because no one can figure out what she’s saying, making it the “Yellow Ledbetter” of Vines. Someone on Tumblr tried to...
View Article‘Sharknado 3′ Has An Official Title And Premiere Date
SYFY A mere three weeks after celebrating our independence from the British, American will face its greatest threat yet: shark tornadoes, but also ham balls Tara Reid and David Hasselhoff attempting to...
View ArticleJon Cryer Wrote About Charlie Sheen’s History With Vagina Photos And Failed...
CBS Our long, national Two and a Half Men nightmare is over. Except for every time it’s on FX, or when Jon Cryer picks off Charlie Sheen-shaped scabs that should’ve healed years ago. Duckie wrote a...
View ArticleA Long-Time ‘Game Of Thrones’ Actor Was Startled To Learn He Or She Dies This...
HBO Game of Thrones took over not only this week’s Entertainment Weekly, but also the internet, where we’ve reported on HBO wanting the show to last longer than seven seasons and MORE DRAGONS PLEASE....
View ArticleVin Diesel Gave An Emotional Speech About Paul Walker At A ‘Furious 7′ Screening
When Furious 7 made its public debut at South by Southwest earlier this week, the only member of the cast to show up was Tyrese Gibson, DESPITE JASON STATHAM BEING IN TOWN TO PROMOTE SPY (sorry, I’m...
View ArticleThe ‘South Park’ Pilot Made Three People In A Focus Group Cry
COMEDY CENTRAL Just in time for Passover (?), Entertainment Weekly has published an oral history of The Spirit of Christmas, Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s short film that would lead to South Park. There...
View ArticleHannibal Buress Was The Surprise Drummer For Speedy Ortiz At A SXSW Show
Via @SCOTTGUM If you’re still not listening to Speedy Ortiz, maybe this will help. Last night, Hannibal Buress tweeted, “I’m in Austin and i will play drums in your band tomorrow between 12-5pm. I...
View ArticleThe Internet Was Surprised To Learn That Eminem’s Daughter Is Very Pretty
TWITTER Today, in “you’re old and only getting older, and someday, you’re going to die, and everything you’ve accomplished is ultimately meaningless, unless you’re the person who created shoelaces, in...
View ArticleThis Is Rumored To Be The Plot Of ‘True Detective’ Season 2
HBO This time last year, we were still debating the True Detective season 1 finale, 10 days after it aired. Needless to say, season 2 is taking its dear sweet time in getting here, although judging by...
View ArticleSomeone Posted ‘Exclusively For White People’ Stickers Around Austin During SXSW
COMEDY CENTRAL While I was walking around Austin on my way to a South by Southwest showcase on Wednesday evening, I almost stepped into a “hipster trap.” It was a bear trap filled with cool...
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