Neville Longbottom From ‘Harry Potter’ Pulled A Chris Pratt, Got Ripped
Warner Bros. Pictures When a previously pudgy or physically unassuming actor or actress gets jacked, ripped, or [insert a word for “muscular” that Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson uses unironically here],...
View ArticleThe ‘Worst Band To Ever Play Letterman’ Is A Guns N’ Roses Cover Group
GOTHAMIST David Letterman hosted more than 4,000 Late Show episodes. There’s going to be some terrible musical guests in there, like Creed on Feb. 1, 1999, and who could forget when Spin Doctors sang...
View ArticleTaylor Swift’s ‘Bad Blood’ Music Video Is Now A Record-Breaker
TAYLOR SWIFT VEVO George Takei‘s vision board, Taylor Swift’s “Bad Blood” music video, has broken a record that’s been held since the long-ago days of last summer. Do you even remember last year? If it...
View ArticleThese Are The 38 New Emojis That Will Soon Be On Your Phone
REDDIT The reign of the Smiling Poop is coming to an end. Unicode Consortium, which fills your phone with spooky ghosts and twin dancers, has heard your request for more emojis, and they’ve responded...
View Article‘Batkid Begins’ Is The Inspiring Trailer Gotham Deserves And Needs
When writing about Batkid Begins in his summer movie guide, Ashley Burns said that “if you don’t watch this documentary and immediately want to turn the world into a better place filled with love,...
View ArticleWatch Chris Pratt Try To Give Acting Lessons While Drunk On Whisky
In a few short years, Chris Pratt has gone from some guy who comedy fans knew well, but the world at large didn’t recognize (so much so that dudes used to hit on his wife Anna Faris in front of him),...
View ArticleHatebeak, The Metal Band Fronted By A Parrot, Is Back With A New Album
REPTILIAN RECORDS From the bowels of hell (it looks like a warehouse filled with unsold copies of Paulie on VHS) comes Hatebeak, the world’s only (?) metal band fronted by a parrot. The death-core...
View ArticleA Muay Thai Champion Pretended To Be A Nerdy Girl At The Gym Before Owning...
Germaine Yeap is a renowned Muay Thai championship fighter, but to the unlucky employees at one Malaysian gym, she was just another wimpy nerd hopelessly trying to bulk up. They had no idea who she...
View ArticleTLC Aired ’19 Kids And Counting’ Marathon As Josh Duggar’s History Of Child...
TLC Josh Duggar, of the inexplicably popular Duggar family, responded to reports Thursday that he molested five underage girls as a teenager. On the Duggars’ shared Facebook page (which is only the...
View ArticleOur First Look At The Never-Aging Cast Of Netflix’s ‘Wet Hot American Summer’
NETFLIX In their ongoing attempt to get Netflix Disease into a medical dictionary (it’s when you sit motionless on your couch for so long, your entire butt turns the color of their envelopes), the...
View ArticleHere’s The ‘Game Of Thrones’ Character Maisie Williams Would Cross Off Arya’s...
HBO This season of Game of Thrones hasn’t been the most exciting for Arya. Lather corpse, rinse corpse, repeat on another corpse. In an interview with EW, all Maisie Williams would “tease” for the next...
View ArticleThese Are The 50 Most-Watched Shows Of The 2014-15 Season
FOX Earlier this week, we told you about how NBC technically “won” the 2014-15 season, ratings-wise, thanks almost entirely to the overwhelming popularity of Sunday Night Football. Not to further rain...
View ArticleHow To Make ‘Mad Max: Fury Road’ Even Better? Add ‘Mario Kart’ Effects
Mad Max: Fury Road is a great thing. Mario Kart is also a great thing. Put them together, and you’ve got this trailer mashup of great things. Kris Sundberg, “an aspiring filmmaker from Elk Rapids,...
View ArticleWhy Bob Dylan Has Always Been More Of A Punk Than Folkie
Columbia Bob Dylan, who turned 74 years old today, has been called many things in his long, storied career: voice of a generation, folk hero, JUDAS, the frightening star of Hearts of Fire. But rarely...
View Article‘Game Of Thrones’ Discussion: ‘You Are The Few, We Are The Many’
HBO With so many book-to-show changes, and the fact that many plots are caught up with George R.R. Martin’s text, we’re only doing one Game of Thrones recap this season… this one. Please try to talk...
View ArticleMeninists Tried To Shame This Guy For Crying On His Wedding Day. It Backfired.
INSTAGRAM As Leslie Knope once said, men’s rights is nothing, but that doesn’t mean there aren’t “meninists” out there, hoping for a world where bros will finally stop being objectified. They also pick...
View Article‘Daredevil’ Is Now The Highest-Rated Show On Netflix Instant
NETFLIX Letting the internet at large choose the best of something usually isn’t a smart move. It’s how 4chan pranks happen, or why The Shawshank Redemption is still the greatest movie of all-time,...
View Article‘Community’ Discussion: ‘None Of Us Would Have Met If Hitler Hadn’t Been Born’
YAHOO Like so many shows before it, including Game of Thrones, Boardwalk Empire, Six Feet Under, Bored to Death, Rome, and even some series that weren’t on HBO, Community finally got to their Incest...
View ArticleBeach House Announced A New Album And Worldwide Tour
Getty Image Beach House, the Baltimore duo that introduced confused Katy Perry fans to dream-pop, announced Tuesday that their new album, Depression Cherry, will be released Aug. 28. A worldwide tour,...
View ArticleWhat Does Kylie Jenner Know About Chemtrails That She’s Not Telling Us?
Getty Image Chemtrails, the cocaine lines of the sky, are nothing to be worried about. They’re what happens when “warm, moist exhaust of the plane’s engines [meets] the extremely cold temperatures of...
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