‘Scientifically Accurate CatDog’ Might Be The Thing That Actually Ruins Your...
The phrase “ruined my childhood” gets thrown around a lot these days, but “Scientifically Accurate CatDog” ruined my sad, sad childhood. For the unaware, CatDog was an animated show that aired for...
View ArticleConan And Nick Offerman’s Emails To Each Other Are ‘Passionately’ Nerdy
TBS Nick Offerman, who was rapping on Late Night with Conan O’Brien long before Parks and Recreation came along, has kept up correspondence with the redheaded host. He’s a regular fixture on Conan, and...
View ArticleAzealia Banks And RZA Are Teaming For A Movie That’s Being Compared To ‘8 Mile’
Getty Image Wu-Tang Clan’s lowercase-genius RZA only has one directing credit to his name — 2012’s The Man with the Iron Fists — but he’s returning behind the camera for It Doesn’t Have to Rhyme,...
View ArticleIf You’re Using Tinder Or Grindr, You Probably Have An STD
TINDER Officials in Rhode Island, the horniest of states (what they lack in land-mass they make up for in pants-mass), have connected a recent surge of STD cases to a rise in thirsty people using...
View ArticleVin Diesel Is Already Teasing The New York-Set ‘Fast & Furious 8′
Getty Image Even as Furious 7 continues to make all the money, to the tune of $1.5 billion, or the number of times “See You Again” has been played on the radio this hour, Vin Diesel is already thinking...
View ArticleJenny Lewis Spoofs Her Child-Star Past In The ‘She’s Not Me’ Music Video
Jenny Lewis is the exception to the rule. She was a child star who probably should have quit and become an accountant after the embarrassment that is The Wizard was released in 1989. But Lewis kept...
View ArticleKaitlin Olson And Lake Bell Will Star In An Animated Buddy Comedy For FX
FX By now, it’s all but expected that someone from one FX(X) show will appear on another FX(X) show. Whether it’s Boyd Crowder on Sons of Anarchy or Philip Jennings on Archer, the channel has a lot in...
View ArticleThis Lovely Model Is Traveling The World With Her Poop Emoji Pillow, Mr. Fecal
INSTAGRAM Want to feel super-jealous of an inanimate object in the shape of a smiling turd? Well, put on a comically large hat and read all about the adventures of Mr. Fecal and Nargis Fakhri, a...
View ArticlePaul McCartney Almost Had A Major Role On ‘Friends’
Getty Image In 1999, after turning down an invitation from Shasta McNasty, Bob Dylan appeared on an episode of the long-forgotten sitcom Dharma & Greg as himself. Nearly a year earlier, one of...
View ArticleA Mysterious Note Potentially Worth $300 Took Over The Internet Yesterday
REDDIT In February 2014, Redditor Jason Dang found a note inside a book in a nearby café. This wasn’t your typical grocery list or something Ryan Gosling might write to Rachel McAdams. It had a very...
View ArticleCould Taylor Swift’s Songwriter Max Martin Break A Beatles’ Billboard Record?
Getty Image Swedish song-whisperer Max Martin has accomplished some incredible things in his career. He co-wrote “Show Me Love” with Robyn, and, well, that alone is enough to earn him a permanent spot...
View ArticleThe ‘Most Beautiful Woman In The World’ On ‘Game Of Thrones’ Was The Star Of...
HBO It may have taken until their third appearance, but the Sand Snakes, Oberyn Martell’s revenge-driven bastard daughters, finally made a positive impression in last Sunday’s Game of Thrones. Obara,...
View ArticleThis 17-Year-Old Gay Feminist Has A Yearbook Quote For The Ages
TWITTER Because I was an identity-less blob of nothing in high school, I did whatever my friends did, which is how I came to briefly love Dave Matthews Band. I went all out… the cargo shorts, the...
View ArticleA ‘Bob’s Burgers’ Writer Will Only See The ‘Entourage’ Movie If You Donate...
FOX If Bob’s Burgers writer Wendy Molyneux Drake is anything like Linda Belcher, she loves “showers, and mornings, and bologna, and turtles, and wine,” but she does NOT love Entourage. In fact, she...
View ArticleKate McKinnon Has An Idea For Hillary Clinton’s Campaign Slogan
NBC The Hollywood Reporter recently spoke to Amy Schumer, Lena Dunham, Kate “Great” McKinnon, Golden Globe Winner Gina Rodriguez (that’s her full name now), Ellie Kemper, and Tracee Ellis Ross about...
View ArticleThis Woman Performing Eminem’s ‘Lose Yourself’ In Sign Language Makes A Great...
The video above provides two reminders: 1. Sign language interpreters, in this case Shelby Mitchusson, are marvels. 2. “Lose Yourself” is the best Best Original Song winner of the 2000s. That honor...
View ArticleHere’s Everything Matthew Weiner Wanted To Cover Before ‘Mad Men’ Ended
AMC The Mad Men finale gave (almost) everyone their happy ending. Pete is living happily with Alison Brie. Joan is the proud owner of Holloway Harris. Roger is speaking French in a Paris café with...
View ArticleSarah Michelle Gellar And Selma Blair Reenacted Their Famous ‘Cruel...
Getty Image Did you know there’s a Cruel Intentions musical? There’s a Cruel Intentions musical. If you want to hear “Incest’s Lament” and “Incest’s Lament (Reprise),” head to the Rockwell Table &...
View ArticleThe ‘Louie’ Season (Series?) Finale Ended With A Defense Of The Fart Joke
FX Critic Alan Sepinwall moderated an Emmys panel with Louis C.K. and Pamela Adlon last week, in which they talked about why there were only eight episodes of Louie this season (it involves smoking pot...
View ArticleHow Ned Ryerson From ‘Groundhog Day’ Gave Radiohead Their Band Name
Columbia Pictures It’s hard to remember, but Radiohead used to not take everything so seriously. For instance, their band name comes from a song that appears on the soundtrack to True Stories, David...
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