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Our Neighbor Totoro: 10 Magical GIFs From The Films Of The Now-Retired Hayao...
After the release of his next film, the Japanese Walt Disney Hayao Miyazaki is retiring from feature-length film production. That’s according to Koji Hoshino, who runs the director’s Studio Ghibli....
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Vodka Samm’s .341 BAC Mugshot Is Magnificent
We have good news and bad news as it relates to Vodka Samm, the instant Internet icon who over the weekend drunkenly ran onto the field during a college football game and later blew a .341 BAC. The...
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Jon Stewart’s Epic Return To ‘The Daily Show’ Involved Stephen Colbert, Miley...
The last time Jon Stewart hosted The Daily Show was ALL the way back in June, a time before Americans had heard of Syria, before the Royal Baby became the first baby ever born in the world, and before...
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The New Gregor ‘The Mountain’ Clegane On ‘Game Of Thrones’ Is Scary Ripped
Game of Thrones is going through Gregor Cleganes quicker than the Cleganes do horse heads to chop off. The latest actor to step into the Mountain’s brutish stained-with-brains shoes, after Conan...
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Do NOT mess with Jon Lewis Alexander, a 30-year military veteran who served in Iraq and, according to WUSA, also worked as a “prison guard, private investigator, [and] professional extraditor of...
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Neko Case Was Her Typically Enchanting Self On ‘Fallon’ Last Night
The Worse Things Get, The Harder I Fight, The Harder I Fight, The More I Love You is the Fiona Apple-esque name of Neko Case’s (quite good) new album. The Better Neko Case Gets, The Harder It Is to...
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‘The League’ Episode About Rafi And Dirty Randy Heading To Los Angeles Sounds...
With no due respect to that little girl who ruins every scene she’s in, the two most popular characters on FXX’s The League are likely booze-crapper Rafi and The Mayan C*ckpocalypse director Dirty...
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The 123 Visions Of The Future From ‘Futurama’ We Hope Come True
In case you’ve been stuck in a cryogenic freezer for the past year, unable to keep up with the ongoings of a twice-cancelled animated show about a narcissistic talking robot threatening to kill all...
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Jack Nicholson Is Retiring, So Here Are 12 GIFs Of His That Belong In The...
Since 2007, Jack Nicholson, one of the greatest actors of all-time, a man who once considered no amount of cocaine unsnortable and still believes no woman is unattainable, has only appeared in two...
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Alyssa Milano’s Sex Tape Will Leave You Wanting More
Putting “sex tape” into the headline of anything is guaranteed eyeball clicks. SEX TAPE SEX TAPE SEX TAPE. The bright minds over at Funny or Die know this as well as anyone, which is why they asked...
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‘Breaking Bad’ Is Officially The Greatest TV Show Ever
Walter White, he knows all about your operation, your “TV show.” His partners tell him that you’re producing a series that’s 70% great, if you’re lucky. What he stars on, Breaking Bad, is 99.1%...
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You’ll Never Want The Beatles’‘Abbey Road’ Medley Isolated Vocals Track To End
The Abbey Road medley is the musical equivalent of goulash. It’s made with a little bit of everything, including leftover tracks from the White Album and Let It Be sessions, most of which were written...
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Stream One Of The Year’s Best Albums, Janelle Monáe’s ‘The Electric Lady,’ A...
September 2013 is going to be a helluva month for new music. New releases from Haim, Justin Timberlake, Sebadoh, Danny Brown will soon join Nine Inch Nails’ Hesitation Marks in our iTunes collections...
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Scarlett Johansson Is Marrying Someone Who Isn’t You
Unless, of course, you’re ScarJo’s future husband Romain Dauriac, in which case: hi, I hate you. Anyway, according to every celebrity website ever, Dauriac, a French journalist who looks comically...
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In Which Eight Of Your Favorite TV Characters Get Richard Harrow’d
Richard Harrow’s Boardwalk Empire highlight reel would be 15 minutes of non-stop awesomeness. His storming the gates scene in last season’s finale, “Margate Sands,” was a bloodbath for the ages, to...
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Trent Reznor’s 8 Angriest Nine Inch Nails Moments
On Nine Inch Nails‘ new album Hesitation Marks, which came out earlier this week Trent Reznor’s rage never comes to a boil. Instead, it simmers, steaming the top of the pot without spilling over and...
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Christina Aguilera’s ‘Maxim’ Spread Will Remind You She’s Beautiful, No...
Christina Aguilera now is better than Christina Aguilera then is better than Xtina ever. The “Genie in the Bottle” singer is Maxim‘s cover girl for the month of October because The Voice returns soon...
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An Atheist Was Murdered By His Religious Friend After They Snorted Coke,...
Back in 2011, Douglas Yim invited his friend Dzuy Dunh Phan, as well as another buddy Paul Park, to his apartment in Oakland to smoke weed, snort cocaine, drink booze, and play video games. It’s every...
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What’s On Tonight: FOOTBALL. Also, ‘Ragin’ Cajun Redneck Gators.’
Ragin’ Cajun Redneck Gators (Syfy, 9 p.m.) — This is the literally the only thing in the world that could snag the banner image slot away from the first real football game since February. I’m a little...
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Patrick Stewart And His Wife Took The Best Wedding Photo Ever
Never doubt Patrick Stewart‘s ability to make something boring, like, UGH, weddings, awesome. He tweeted the photo above earlier today, as a sort-of sequel to this masterpiece. The lucky woman: his...
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