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Some Women Are Selling Their Positive Pregnancy Tests For $25 On Craigslist
As far as I can tell, there are only two good reasons to buy a positive pregnancy test from Craigslist: 1) Hilarious prank on your creeping man, or 2) The world has run out of coffee stirrers. While...
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Please Watch Keith Olbermann Rip Pete Prisco’s Awful NFL Concussion Column To...
Not news: Pete Prisco wrote something dumb. The CBS Sports football columnist, who cooks up the hottest of HOT TAKES, is a favorite ’round UPROXX headquarters, for his inane ramblings make us feel...
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Meet The Mad Professor Who Designs Wheelchairs Equipped With Flamethrowers
And the winner for the Best Quote of 2013 goes to, “I love fire and wheelchairs so I thought why not put them together.” That bit of insight comes from Lance Greathouse, who according to Metro, “sends...
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A Los Angeles Plastic Surgeon Sculpted Himself ‘The Perfect Wife’
When Veronica walked into Dr. David Matlock’s office in 2007, she was there for “designer vagina” surgery, because perish the thought that anyone should know she had a baby. Matlock, who claims it was...
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Download Lil Wayne’s ‘Dedication 5′ Mixtape With Chance The Rapper, The Weeknd
At 11:54 p.m. last night, with Paris Hilton presumably staring at him like a particularly rigid gargoyle, Lil Wayne tweeted, “I’m turning d5 in to drama when I get off stage. Had a few new entries at...
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Electric Zoo Has Been Cancelled After Two Suspected MDMA-Related Deaths
The third and final day of Electric Zoo, a three-day music festival on New York City’s Randall’s Island that The Youth seem to enjoy and grownups either look at with confusion or anger, has been...
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This Korean Woman’s Obsession With Wearing Bikinis Is TEARING HER FAMILY APART
There are worse things in life to be addicted to than bikinis. Running over one-eared puppies, snorting AIDS, oysters. But Yeonyun’s love of wearing all bikini everything is wearing on her parents, so...
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‘I Need More Allowance’: 15 Nicktoons GIFs From Childhood That Mean More As...
Slimed! is not only the name of Slimer’s autobiography (ironically ghostwritten by a human), but also the title of a new book from Mathew Klickstein, about, to quote its subtitle, “Nickelodeon’s...
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The Dowager Countess Means Business In The ‘Downton Abbey’ Series 4 Trailer
The British, they care not for our Labor Day weekend. While we’re soaking in the sun for one last time until next year or convincing ourselves to finally pay that $5 to see Iron Man 3 at the third-run...
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Important Reminder: There’s A ‘Parks And Recreation’ Marathon On FXX Tomorrow
After many months of confusion, and even more XXX jokes, FX’s b(r)ohemian brother FXX finally launches tomorrow. We’ve already told you how to find the network in your channel lineup (TEAM CHANNEL...
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Sign This B.I.G. Petition To Rename A Brooklyn Intersection To ‘Christopher...
I love when you call me big poppa, throw your hands in the air, if you’s are the greatest New York rapper of all-time and a resident of your old Brooklyn neighborhood wants to rename an intersection...
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Breaking Badass Power Rankings: ‘Rabid Dog’
Breaking Bad is one of the greatest shows of all-time, so just like last year, UPROXX is going all-out on our coverage of the show this season, its last. Cajun Boy will be writing the recap, while...
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The Iowa Girl Who Blew A .341 BAC And Tweeted About It Won The Internet This...
In Iowa, as in every state, you’re considered legally drunk if your blood alcohol content (BAC) is 0.08 or above. Shortly after Samantha Lynne, a 22-year-old resident of Iowa City, IA, tried to run...
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Sleigh Bells Are Back And As Cute-Loud As Ever With ‘Bitter Rivals’
If Nirvana and Pixies are the kings of the quiet-loud-quiet formula, then Sleigh Bells are the king and queen of “cute-loud.” The ones that sound like they’re being sung by a peppy high school...
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A Dutch Art Installation Was Hacked To Play Porn Moans Instead Of Bird Chirps
“Dutch art installation in public street hacked plays porn sounds instead of it’s original bird sounds” reads the headline on the Reddit post from which the video below comes from. You’ll have to take...
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Let The Pixies’ Never-Ending Reunion Roll On With The New Song ‘Indie Cindy’
The Pixies formed in 1986 and broke up only seven years later, in 1993. During that time, they released four must-own albums, Surfer Rosa, Doolittle, Bossanova, and Trompe le Monde, as well as an...
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If This ‘Dexter’ Series Finale Leak Is True, We Riot
In honor of Labor Day, I spent my three-day weekend laboring through season eight of Dexter, because of allegiance for Michael C. Hall or my need to see a show all the way through or because Yvonne...
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Kanye West Spent Labor Day Weekend Earning $3 Million To Perform At A Wedding...
Nursultan Nazarbayev is the president of Kazakhstan. He is corrupt and according to the Independent, the Human Rights Watch has targeted Kazakhstan for its “serious and deteriorating human rights...
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Thousands Of ’50 Shades Of Grey’ Fans Sign Petition Demanding Matthew Bomer &...
Yesterday, millions of Trader Joe’s wine club members quivered in unison at the news that Sons of Anarchy‘s Charlie Hunnam and Ben and Kate‘s Dakota Johnson will be playing Christian and...
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‘True Blood’ Is Ending In 2014 After Seven Seasons
Two thousand and fourteen is an important number for True Blood. It’s the number of plot holes on the HBO series that have made no sense, pairs of boobs we’ve seen, AND times someone has put their...
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