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Watch A Drunk Alexander Skarsgård Go Nuts At A Soccer Match In Sweden
I’m not entirely sure of the specifics in the video below, but I do know that it shows peen-flaunter Alexander Skarsgård at a soccer match cheering on his beloved Hammarby Fotboll and that he’s really...
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You’re Not Going To Like Who The 10 Highest Earning Celebrities Of 2013 Are
Were there any justice in this world, or at least if people had better taste, the 10 highest earning celebrities of 2013 would go something like: Louis C.K., Jennifer Lawrence, Edgar Wright, Anna...
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Taco From ‘The League’ Wrote The Perfect Reaction Song To Miley Cyrus’s VMAs...
I don’t hate Miley Cyrus. THERE I SAID IT. I’d much rather have a shameless pop star that I can’t look away from than the one who’s as stuffy and boring as whatever a Austin Mahone is. They’re...
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‘Blurred Lines’ Is Approaching The ‘Most Popular Song Of All-Time’ Record
Robin Thicke‘s Reno, Nevada strip club anthem “Blurred Lines” has now been the number one song on the Billboard Hot 100 chart for 12 consecutive weeks. Meaning, “Blurred Lines” is now as all-time...
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The Best Of Glenn Howerton’s Reddit AMA
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia returns to stare at us from across the room in less than a week (next Wednesday specifically), and the cast is beginning to make the publicity rounds. When you’re the...
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Kim Jong-un’s Musician Ex-Girlfriend Was Executed Because She And Her Band...
I know this may be hard to believe, what will all the thousands of people he’s “liberated” and all, but North Korean leader Kim-Jong-un isn’t such a nice, normal guy. It’s true. Recently, he had his...
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Paz De La Huerta Wants To Return To ‘Boardwalk Empire’
When last we checked in with bored sex fantasy Paz of the Huerta, we were asking what happened to Paz of the Huerta. She’s been off the cultural radar since departing Boardwalk Empire after season...
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Listen To Paul McCartney’s Aptly-Titled New Song, ‘New’
Young upstart Paul McCartney, best known as the lead singer of Nirvana, is trying to make it on his own. Gone are the safety blankets of Dave Grohl, Krist Novoselic, and the other one; for the first...
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How To Wear An Entire Outfit Of Nothing But Wu-Tang Clan Paraphernalia
I have never wanted anything in my life more than that Wu-Tang Clan Christmas sweater, and I don’t even celebrate Christmas (/makes note to see if there are Wu-Tang prayer mats). Also, it’s August....
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Take Pity On Jay Z & Justin Timberlake In The ‘Holy Grail’ Music Video
“Holy Grail,” the Nirvana-covering single from Jay-Z’s Magna Carta Holy Grail, is the first music video to debut exclusively on Facebook, reads ALL the press releases. That should make Hova’s 17...
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David Schwimmer’s Neighbors Wrote ‘Ross Is Not Cool’ Outside His House
That photo, with context: Three years ago, Friends star David Schwimmer bought a gorgeous 9,000sq ft. townhouse in New York City’s East Village. He then had it torn down in 2011, naturally, to make...
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Will You Be One Of The 100,000 Men This Polish Woman Has Sex With?
If you Facebook it, they will cum. Ania Lisewska, 21, is currently in the middle of a journey that our horny ancestors could only dream about: sleep with 100,000 men in countries all over the world...
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What’s On Tonight: Bill Murray Alert! Bill Murray Alert!
College Football: North Carolina at South Carolina (ESPN, 6 p.m.) — Let the clowning for Clowney begin. (Is that what we’ve decided to call it? Down for Clown? Sounds like a Juggalo sex act.)...
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Dave Chappelle Walked Off Stage After Being Heckled In Hartford Last Night
For most stand-up comedians, dealing with hecklers is a part of their job, no different than teachers handling intrusive parents or bloggers being challenged by BigDick69. They can either ignore them...
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The Best Of Olivia Wilde’s Reddit AMA
When not moderating a discussion with Kelly Oxford or having all that sex with husband Jason Sudeikis or taking husband Jason Sudeikis to a strip club or just generally being an awesome person (damn...
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8 Riveting Rock Documentaries To Watch This Weekend Instead Of ‘One...
Fresh off the success of winning a meaningless VMA, more-like-boy-bland One Direction now has a documentary to call their very own. It goes without saying that One Direction: This Is Us, bafflingly...
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Is Lindsay Lohan Going To Host The ‘SNL’ Season Premiere?
SNL returns to entertain and infuriate for a 39th year on September 28th (the day before DVR apocalypse), without Fred Armisen, Bill Hader, and Jason Sudeikis, but with newcomers John Milhiser, Noël...
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Miranda Cosgrove Is Distressingly Attractive In These ‘School Of Rock’ Cast...
Don’t worry, Mike White, you’re gorgeous, too. But we already knew that. The last time we checked in on Miranda Cosgrove, she was on iCarly and NOPE. She reemerged in Austin, Texas this week, though,...
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Final Track: 7 Must-Hear Songs Of The Week
It’s impossible to cover each bit of new music that comes out during the week, so every Friday, we’ll be doing an end of the week music roundup. It’s called Final Track, and we’ll count off a few...
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Fiona Apple Told An Audience To ‘Shut The F*ck Up’ Then Walked Off Stage...
Not to be outdone by Dave Chappelle, with whom she has so much in common with (they both know someone named Fred), Fiona Apple also walked off stage during a live show on Thursday night, proving yet...
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