Hip Hop Yearbook: Celebrating 40 Rappin’ To The Beat Years With 40 Superlatives
It all began with a back-to-school party in the Bronx. Cindy Campbell’s specifically, and if she hadn’t asked her 16-year-old brother Cliff, who also went by Kool Herc, to be in charge of the music,...
View ArticleThe Internet Is Having Fun Improving Drake’s ‘Nothing Was The Same’ Album Cover
We’ve had nearly 24 hours to sit and think about the album cover for Drake’s Nothing Was the Same, and it’s still no less funny and ridiculous and it looks like wrapping paper than it was yesterday....
View ArticleAll The Bodybuilding Bros Are Pissed At This Pimply Teen For Hanging Out With...
Anyone who can make guys with names like Juiced-Up Jerry and “CaliKingBrah” jealous is a hero in my book. Now, I’m not saying Christopher Scott deserves a Nobel Prize or anything, but can we at least...
View ArticleWhat’s On Tonight: Karen Gillan Goes Coyote Ugly
NTSF: SD: SUV:: (Adult Swim, 12:30 a.m.) — NTSF has been on fire this season, and that should continue with this week’s episode, which combines two of my favorite things: Lance Reddick and Karen...
View ArticleMeet The New ‘Saturday Night Live’ Cast Members
The key to booking a gig on SNL: everything we learned yesterday, though living in Los Angeles, performing at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre, and being white helps. Last night, Deadline reported...
View ArticleDonald Glover’s Punishment For Leaving ‘Community’: ‘D*ck Hits’ With Gillian...
Donald Glover is either a very lucky man, or no man at all after what Gillian Jacobs did to him. When Glover, excuse me, Childish Gambino announced that he would have a “reduced” role during season...
View ArticleMGMT’s Performance On ‘Letterman’ Last Night Was An Infuriating Mess
To quote what I’m sure David Letterman was thinking, “What the f*ck is going on?” Psychedelic surf-rockers MGMT are releasing a new album soon, three years after Congratulations let down millions of...
View ArticleW(TF)ilfred Recap: ‘Stagnation’
“Stagnation” is right. After two superb, mythology-expanding episodes in a row, “Stagnation” was mere, occasionally amusing filler, which even I’ll admit is a weird thing to say about an episode of TV...
View ArticlePlease Enjoy This Musical Mashup Of Death Grips And The ‘DuckTales’ Video Game
If I go to Heaven, I want the angels to carry me up to the Pearly Gates while music from Nintendo’s DuckTales video game plays. If I go to Hell, I want the devils and the guy who invented parking...
View Article‘Jar Jar Makes The Ewoks Look Like F*cking Shaft’: The 10 Funniest Pop...
There are two reasons why I get happy every time Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, and Edgar Wright make a movie together. 1) It means Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, and Edgar Wright made a new movie together, and...
View ArticleWatch The Explosive Video For Pearl Jam’s ‘Mind Your Manners’
Pearl Jam‘s love-hate relationship with making music videos is beginning to lean back toward “love.” After winning Best Video of the Year at the 1993 MTV Video Music Awards for the stupidly...
View ArticleIf Karen Gillan Dancing In Daisy Dukes Is What It Takes To Get You To Watch...
I don’t have the numbers in front of me, but I’m going to assume that NTSF:SD:SUV::, a 15-minute comedy that airs on Adult Swim at 12:15 a.m. and stars a bald, gap-toothed man wearing a hairpiece,...
View ArticleEnjoy This Collection Of Stanley Kubrick’s Photographs Of The NYC Subway From...
Long before The Shining, Stanley Kubrick was fascinated by something much more horrifying than twin ghost girls: WELL-DRESSED WHITE PEOPLE ON THE NEW YORK CITY SUBWAY. Heebies, meet jeebies. Gothamist...
View ArticleWhat’s On Tonight: The ‘Game Of Thrones’ Writers Discuss Dungeons And/Or Dragons
The Writers Room (Sundance, 10 p.m.) — The Dean chats with Game of Thrones showrunners David Benioff and D.B. Weiss about WHY ISN’T GAME OF THRONES SEASON 4 ON RIGHT NOW. Mud Lovin’ Rednecks (Animal...
View ArticleListen To One Woman’s Revenge Song About Getting Screwed Over By An Online...
The key to not getting scammed while purchasing something online: don’t purchase anything online. Short of that, make sure you’re on a trusted website, something like Amazon or Target, not You Can...
View ArticleA Pastafarian Wore A Pasta Strainer On His Head In His Driver’s License Photo
In one spicy meat-a-ball of a story, a Texas Tech University student socked it to the limp noodle government by becoming the first American to “win” the right to wear a pasta strainer on his head in...
View ArticleTina Fey And Amy Poehler Have Been ‘Approached’ To Host The Golden Globes Again
Everyone loves Amy Poehler and Tina Fey, everyone expect Taylor Swift fans, that is, but they’re not legally considered “people.” It was a stroke of Internet-baiting genius for the Golden Globes to...
View ArticleIt’s National Dog Day, So Let’s Celebrate With 15 GIFs Of Dancing Puppies
According to the three seconds of research I just did, National Dog Day was founded by “pet lifestyle expert and author” Colleen Paige in 2004, to honor dogs more than “we currently do.” I don’t know...
View ArticleListen To Eminem’s New Single, ‘Berzerk,’ All Night Long
On “Berzerk,” the second single from Eminem‘s highly anticipated upcoming album The Marshall Mathers LP 2, a snippet of which was previewed during the VMAs, Slim Shady (thank god he goes by three...
View ArticleAnna Faris Is Really Stoked About This Butt Sex Joke
Take this job at CBS, Anna Faris, but beware, it carries a terrible curse. That’s bad. But it comes with a lot of money. That’s good! The money comes from Chuck Lorre’s sweaty, clammy hands. That’s...
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