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Looking Back: 5 Great Shows That Would’ve Been Even Better If The Writers’...
The 2007–2008 Writers Guild of America strike cost us two episodes of Breaking Bad. Also, for 100 days, thousands of talented writers behind our favorite shows were without jobs, but mostly: IT COST...
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A Photo Of A Teen Having ‘Oral Relations’ At An Eminem Concert Has Brought...
Each Monday, I publish something called the Breaking Bad Power Rankings. It’s pretty self-explanatory: I rank the show’s characters, from Walt to Skyler to This Guy, by how badass they are. Today, I’m...
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Mike From ‘Breaking Bad’ Has Joined The Cast Of ‘Community’
TV hasn’t been the same since that one moment people on the Internet still get mad about when it’s spoiled, even though the episode aired nearly a year ago and really, if you don’t already know that...
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Bye Bye Bye: 20 *NSYNC Photos That Justin Timberlake Probably Wishes Would Go...
Whether you were on Team Backstreet Boys or Team *NSYNC, there is one undeniable fact about the boy band craze of the 1990s: 98 Degrees were the best. *NSYNC was a close second, though, despite their...
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Chelsea Peretti Has Done Los Angeles (And The World) A Great Service With Her...
This is my Internet: long-time listener, first-time HOLLA Chelsea Perreti is a proud resident of Los Angeles, California. In fact, the Brooklyn Nine-Nine star loves her adopted city so much that she...
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Dr. Phil Asked Twitter, ‘If A Girl Is Drunk, Is It OK To Have Sex With Her?’
There I was minding my own business at my laptop, listening to N.W.A.’s “A Bitch Iz a Bitch,” when I saw RT after RT of a question Dr. Phil posed to Twitter. “If a girl is drunk,” that mustached boil...
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Dr. Oz Helped Save The Life Of A Woman Whose Foot Was Severed By A New York...
While Dr. Phil was working on the perfect way to ask his Twitter followers if it was OK to take advantage of a drunk girl (or maybe it was a LCD Soundsystem reference?), TV’s other famous doctor/Oprah...
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That *NSYNC Reunion? Yeah, It’s Not Happening.
Sorry, fans of acronyms: *NSYNC is not reuniting at MTV’s VMAs. The bad news was brought to us by part-time boy band member/full-time not-astronaut Lance Bass on his SiriusXM show, “Dirty Pop,” last...
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Watch The ‘Dueling Banjos’ To End All Banjo Duels: Kermit The Frog Vs. Steve...
In this corner, we have the fearsome frog, the amphibious astonisher, the talking and walking green Muppet who’ll have you feeling blue, for losing…KERMIT THE FROG. And in the other, it’s the Dirty,...
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Try Keeping Up With The Isolated Vocals Track Version Of Outkast’s ‘B.O.B.’
No, really, we dare you. We double dog dare you, nay, we triple Daddy Fat Sax you. With the bass pounding, it’s easy to disguise the fact that you’re mumbling your way through Big Boi’s verse —...
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Genie In A Boob Tube: 10 Wishes We’d Make To Change TV For The Better
A man, a man no different than you or I (unless you’re a woman, in which case, a man no different than you or I, except he has a penis and you don’t), is walking his dog one morning when he trips over...
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A Dentist In Canada Wants To Clone John Lennon Using One Of His Decaying Teeth
For anyone hoping to purchase the URL JohnLennonTooth.com, or record “Love Me Tooth,” sorry, you’re too late. Consequence of Sound reports that Canadian dentist Michael Zuk recently put all the teeth...
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Until ‘Mad Men’ Returns, You’ll Have To Settle For Watching Christina...
Oh, to be a fly on Roger Sterling’s vagina wall for when the cast of Mad Men gets back together later this year to film season seven. “Well, I was in Clear History on HBO,” begins Jon Hamm before...
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Sweet Home Ugly Alabama: 8 Things We Learned About America From This...
If you’re reading this in Alabama, I’m sorry. Also, sleep easy knowing that all 49 of America’s other states got together earlier today and decided that you’re ugly, like UG-LY, like instead of using...
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Hear The National’s Matt Berninger’s Lovely Contribution To The ‘Boardwalk...
Boardwalk Empire is on HBO. Therefore, it is required by law to have an excellent soundtrack, a soundtrack preferably with contributions from indie rockers, like its network mate, Game of Thrones....
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Here Is A Video Of Chrissy Teigen In A Shower Of Skittles, Because Why Not?
The video below is exactly what the headline says: model/Instagram rule breaker Chrissy Teigen getting showered with Skittles. Yes. In a completely related note: here are the candies I’d most like to...
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This Photo Of Peter Dinklage Hula-Hooping In A Gay Bar Will Cure What Ails You
The cure for the common cancer? This photo of Peter Dinklage hula-hooping. Can’t get your goddamn motherf*cking %**&*(()I&(&^* laptop to work properly? This photo of Peter Dinklage...
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Things We Learned From The NY Times’ Fascinating Oral History Of The ‘SNL’...
Since its last episode aired back in May, SNL has lost three of its most important cast members, Fred Armisen, Bill Hader, and Jason Sudeikis, as well as head writer Seth Meyers, who will depart at...
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Listen To Recordings From Pearl Jam’s First Studio Session Back In 1990
The year was 1990. Sinéad O’Connor was one of the biggest artists in the world, “U Can’t Touch This” taught an entire generation the importance of parachute pants, and in Seattle, Washington, a bunch...
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Here’s 19-Year-Old Lena Dunham’s Letter To A Sex Columnist About Still Being...
Full disclosure: I used to intern for Time Out New York, whose former-sex columnist, Jamie Bufalino, a 19-year-old Lena Dunham wrote to in 2005 about her worries stemming from still being a virgin....
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