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Here Are All 32 Of John Oliver’s Excuses For Jon Stewart’s ‘Daily Show’ Absence
On Thursday night, John Oliver said goodbye to hosting The Daily Show (while correspondents old and new returned the sentimentality with, “F*ck you”), because beginning September 3rd, Jon Stewart will...
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Watch A ‘Walking Dead’ Season 3 Deleted Scene With Zombie Lori
Uh, spoiler, I guess? Despite a disappointing finale, last season of The Walking Dead, its third, was far and away the show’s best. Mostly because of an increase in Daryl and the introduction to...
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Why Does Emilia Clarke’s Face Appear On Anti-Rape Posters In Russia?
The woman you see above is Game of Thrones star Emilia Clarke. She is not “Anya,” a fictional creation used by the Vladimir Putin-backed mayoral candidate Yakov Silin on anti-rape posters throughout...
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Justin Bieber Could Be Banned From Entering The U.S.
Justin Bieber is not going to be banned from entering the United States. But he COULD, if all the sh*t hits all the fans from his alleged involvement in a Hamptons nightclub brawl that involved Die...
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‘As You Wish’: 10 Perfect Facts We Learned About ‘The Princess Bride’ From...
“There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.” It’s tough to not like The Princess Bride. It’s got something for everyone: Cary Elwwwweeeessss for the...
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Liquid Lapdance Pants Are The Perfect Gift For The Strip Club Creep In Your Life
“HEY,” the C(r)E(ep)O of the company that created Liquid Lapdance Pants said in the not-so-distance past, “I HAVE AN IDEA. YOU KNOW HOW WE TALKED ABOUT *snorts a line of cocaine laced with Axe Body...
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The Actress Who Plays Sansa Stark On ‘Game Of Thrones’ Adopted Her Direwolf
Sophie Turner, who plays Sansa Stark on HBO’s Game of Thrones, has made all arguments invalid. “Oh, you think you’re better at performing open-heart surgery than I am? Well, I have a direwolf and you...
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Robin Thicke Is Suing Marvin Gaye’s Family
There are a lot of ways to describe Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines”: sleazy, sexy, song of the summery. But one way I’d never think to use is, total rip-off of Marvin Gaye’s “Got to Give It Up.” Gaye’s...
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Alexander Skarsgard Got Super Naked On Last Night’s ‘True Blood’
While I won’t go into the specifics of last night’s True Blood season finale — FACT: I’ll leave that for Burnsy to cover in his recap — I will say that it was basically like Breaking Bad, except with...
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The Lead Singer Of The Calling Was Kidnapped And Brutally Beaten Over The...
Alex Band of the Calling will go wherever you will go, except into your van after a tragic experience yesterday morning that left him bruised, beaten, and dumped on the railroad tracks in Michigan....
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Lady Gaga Vs. Perez Hilton’s Twitter Fight Is Just As Insufferable As It Sounds
Can’t a girl set her makeup gun to “whore” in peace anymore? Pretentious art-school chameleon Lady Gaga is currently engaged in a war of words with gossip blogger Perez Hilton, words like “Katy...
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Dolly Parton’s ‘Jolene’ Slowed Down By 25% Is Incredible
Writing one signature song is hard enough. Try writing two, in consecutive years. In 1973, after being inspired by/pissed off at a red-headed bank teller hitting on her husband, Dolly Parton recorded...
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Breaking Badass Power Rankings: ‘Buried’
Breaking Bad is one of the greatest shows of all-time, so just like last year, UPROXX is going all-out on our coverage of the show this season, its last. Cajun Boy will be writing the recap, while...
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Here’s Video Of Olivia Munn Dislocating Her Shoulder On An Indoor Swing
You’d think hanging around with Aaron Sorkin for two years would have convinced Olivia Munn to never be near anyone who uses the Internet, but Sloan, she’s still got a lot to *throws phone at the...
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Meet The Punk Band That Broke Up Before ‘Punk’ Was Even A Word
Before the Clash, before the Ramones, before the Sex Pistols, before the Stooges, even before Operation Ivy (I KNOW, RIGHT?) there was Los Siacos, a four-piece garage rock band from Lima, Peru, that’s...
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Everyone’s Favorite News Anchor Karl Stefanovic Lost It While Interviewing...
Whereas the American Today Show is an unruly mess, with 9 a.m. booty shaking lessons and suicide attempts and, worst of all, the dreaded he-beast known as Matt Lauer, the Australian Today Show runs as...
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What’s On Tonight: ‘The Man With The 132-Lb. Scrotum’ Is The Only Thing That...
The Man with the 132-Lb. Scrotum (TLC, 9 p.m.) — It’s finally here. In case you’re not sure what it’s about. (It’s about a man who puts leaves and old TVs into his pants.) Major Crimes (TNT, 9 p.m.) —...
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*NSYNC Is Reuniting At MTV’s VMAs On Sunday
While all the adults are watching Breaking Bad this Sunday, the kids table will will be tuned into a very different program: The Newsroom. You know children, they can’t get enough dramatized hindsight...
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Listen To Your New Favorite Karaoke Duet, Janelle Monáe And Miguel’s ‘Primetime’
You can only hear Grease‘s “Summer Nights” sung in a karaoke bar by two young and in-love dopes so many times before you succumb to your stabbing instincts. It’s natural, it’s beautiful, it’s legally...
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Watch Handicapped Drummer Dean Zimmer Prove All The Doubters Wrong
There are two things to love about Drummer Wanted: 1. The inspiring story of Dean Zimmer, a physically handicapped man who said “f*ck that” and became a skilled drummer (and his own technician) by...
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